Recap.
The film industry was dealt a devastating blow with news that talented Marilyn Monroe lookalike Polo would no longer be appearing as the AK-47 wielding gangster granny in some cheap knock off drug gang movie glorifying drug dealers and violence that nobody will ever watch. This is now the 7th or 8th film that Polo was due to appear in that for some excuse or another she didn't! This can join the growing list of books that were never written, tv series she never appeared in, jobs she never started and businesses than never opened.
As we always knew Polo has still been taking drugs and has never been clean. She confirmed in a Podcast interview she was taking last year and taking this year. She is a Grade 1 lying cunt. Remember the first rule of Polo is never believe anything she says.
She has started a talent agency with her sister in law. This is going to be the best talent agency evah. So far she has signed up a bunch of fame hungry nobodies. It was noted she changed her name on the Company House register from Daniella Westbrook to her previous married name of Daniella JENKINS.
Her dodgy hairdresser friends zero hygiene rated restaurant has now been awarded a single star in November.
Her facial reconstruction surgery back in May/June was a complete and utter lie as we all knew. In her recent Podcast interview she claims the piece of rib flew out her nose while in the process of being sick. The far fetched lies to distract from her earlier lies.
She also claims she took a Stanley knife to her nose in an attempt to slice it off as an excuse why she has an open wound under it - despite the fact this weeping sore has been there since 2016 without healing.
She also claims she tried to top herself after splitting up with Chipolata - first rule of Polo comes into play here - we suspect this is a deliberate attempt to mind fuck Chipolata.
For pure comedy Chipolata is currently in Thailand suffering a self inflicted series of mishaps - we are awaiting the video of him waking up in a sweaty puddle of ladyboys with his backside resembling Polo's nose.
Speaking of Polo's nose at last she appears to have had some sort of surgery from a cleft lip expert on the NHS. She has been pulled and stretched and cut and stitched in an attempt to bring some symmetry to her lop sided face. Whatever the surgeon is doing on the surface doesn't resolve the underlying problem of the bone necrosis on one side of her face or that she has destroyed her nose so it's a flat flap of skin.
The good news for Polo is that one of her talent agency signings is an online sex worker who runs a business injecting fillers so Polo has someone on hand to inject her nose and cheek to try and make her look normal (good luck with that!).
The bad news is Polo is and always will be a drug addict and is only clean between fixes. Anything done to 'fix' her will likely be undone in the near future by her expected return to snorting copious amounts of Columbia's finest that will undo any work done. No doubt we can expect a whinging story in the tabloids in 2026 with threats to sue the surgeon and NHS.
The Celebrity Christmas party of the year was held at the one star hygiene rated Millfield yet none of the MAFS 'stars' turned up. Poor Reiss had a splinter (pray for Reiss). Steve was AWOL. Zach a legend in his own mind was playing football. Woman beater Arge was there providing entertainment to the menopausal and geriatric women who didn't have a clue who he was. Polo did bring along a boxer nobody will ever hear about with the unfortunate nickname of 'Coonie'. Some of the online reviews describe the Millfield as 'Fawlty Towers'.
The Daily Mail did a two page spread of Polo's lies. The online version is just a mass of scathing comments - deliberate clickbait from the tabloids as they all know it's lies and use her for the shock horror rubbernecking at a car crash to draw in views for the advertising revenue.
We have noticed she keeps hinting at a continued romance with Lynx Boi former drug dealer with her comments about 'Scouse Mouse'. Don't stick your dick in a crack whose old enough to be you Mum Dave - run for the hills - don't get involved in her scams - and live your life away from the drug addict - you really don't need to be dragged back into that type of World.
Her Podcast interviews are a fountain of shit pouring from her mouth - her newest lie is she claims she was a passenger in a car driven by her then boyfriend Robert Fernandez 28 years ago in 1997 when a car with 4 children in it drove through a red light crashing into them and flinging her through the windscreen ripping off half her face, leaving her eye dangling down her cheek, lodging 600 pieces of glass in her eye, resulting in her being pulled out of the burning wreck, she died and flat lined in the ambulance and spent 3 days in a coma. The first rule of polo comes into play whenever she opens her mouth. Tattlers always find the truth - we dug out the newspaper reports from 1997 - Robert Fernandez was driving with no insurance and no licence and jumped a red light hitting an innocent man and his family in their car. Polo was flung against the windscreen because she couldn't be bothered to wear a seat belt. She didn't flat line and wasn't pulled from a burning wreck and didn't spend 3 days in a coma. She had some cuts and bruises and they took a few pieces of glass out of her eye and she spent a night in hospital as a precaution. There was no permanent damage or scarring. Fernandez was fined £100 and did 100 hours community service.
Tattle Life has a new fan - Polo's daughter Jodie! Hello Jodie!!! The good news is doggo Bobby Moore is alive and well and living his best life with Jodie and is away from the utter chaos that is Polo's existence.
As 2025 draws to a close what will 2026 bring?
More facial reconstruction shenanigans. More made up stories and filtered photos gobbled up by an enabling media. More grifting and lying and emotional blackmail to mind fuck her associates and family. More romance rumours. More talent less nobodies signed up to her laughing stock of a talent agency. More rewriting of her past with unbelievable bullshit stories.There is a pattern emerging where she is blaming childhood abuse and the entertainment industry for her addiction or pain from an accident or pain from botched surgery - or the death or her father or online bullying for her continued drug use. Over 20 stints in rehab, multiple second chances and 3 attempts to rebuild her nose and we all know her first and only love Charlie will play a big role in the coming year - and I'm not talking about Chipolata.
Merry Christmas Dolly if you are still with us!