I agree with most of what's discussed on this thread but I still love Danielle. I love that she cooks everything for 16x longer than anyone else on earth. I love that she is shameless with whatever it is that's she's flogging at the time, whether it's coffee that makes you shit or a mask that does nothing other than go from wet to dry. I love that she filters pulled chicken in gravy AND does 10 stories on how to make it at least once a month. I love that despite there being absolutely no want or need for it, she shares a coffee making story every goddamn morning. I love that it doesn't matter how grotesque or impractical a designer clothing item might be Danielle will buy it and wear it TO DEATH. Skiing? *pulls on gucci slip ons* Swimming? *throws on LV backpack over cossie*... I love the drunk stories. Everything is ridiculous and I AM HERE FOR IT.
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AllTheHunsBeHunning
Chatty Member
I thought she was going to DubiaDid you guys know she is going to Dubai?! I can’t believe she hasn’t mentioned it before
I get it, holidays are exciting but I have never seen someone who drones on and on about her holidays so much
Notinstafamous
VIP Member
What about her legs? The fact she has cellulite like 95% of women? Don’t be a dickBrilliant watching last night. Slurring her words and nearly spilling her drink
Was looking at that 'matchy matchy' photo and was a bit like at her legs
Noname123
Chatty Member
What a boring twat this woman is! Every morning the same dressing gown, greasy hair, “good morning guys, happy tewzdeh, today I’m going to be a boring cunt, spice n tice, nandooors, cinema, meal plan, bath bomb”. Fuck sake. Thank god she’s going to Dubia soon to shake the content up a bit.
AllTheHunsBeHunning
Chatty Member
A "bank manager" is not as exclusive as it sounds. My man is a "Vice President" in a bank.....literally doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
AllTheHunsBeHunning
Chatty Member
I chuckled at this myself
she's like a teenager. She went to the cinema the other day, done shopping etc basically a day of leisure and she "couldn't wait to get home for a chill on the sofa"
Meanwhile I'm trying to catch up on tattle whilst taking a shit, which should be my chill time, but have a 5 year old hammering down the bathroom door.
JohannaCawffey
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I dunno...my income has taken a nose dive, I haven't seen my friends in ages, my job is up in the air, I'm a stone heavier than I was 2 weeks ago, I'm not sleeping, i haven't worn a bra in days, i cant seen an end to the madness...the ONLY bit of stability I have in my life right now is Danielle and her freaking coffee pods! If that stops, then I really will feel like Armageddon is happening!
Orlandolover94
Active member
Everyone’s idea of busy is different, I like Danielle don’t have kids. So to her, that is a busy day. Me getting up, going to work, making dinner, tidying up, showering and going to bed, that’s a busy day. When / if I have children it will certainly be different. But just because someone has a different life to you, they can consider it busy!
I do get your point, but - it was your choice to have kids, no? She hasn't chosen to by the sounds of it. I don't think she has any less right to feel busy to be honest!
Eyerolling
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Her lip syncing is as slow as her coffee maker 
elloelloello
VIP Member
Omg I just rewatched the stories again before they expired 
Danielle:
No one:
Ben: sky sports 1 if anyone’s interested
Danielle:
No one:
Ben: sky sports 1 if anyone’s interested
Prodcon21
Chatty Member
Woah there. You’re going to burst a vesselHaha but this is tattle! You don’t come on here to bum your fave instagrammers! You wanna lick bum? Then go get on the protein world hype and line their greedy little pockets!
My opinion is that she isn’t busy at all, she doesn’t fund her life style on her and her husbands wages, and she’s a boring fucker!
It was my choice to have children so therefor anything that includes them doesn’t count as me being busy because people choose not to have kids?
So she chose to go to work so anything to do with work doesn’t class as her being busy?! She also chose to have a dog, so walking her dog doesn’t maker her busy then neither?! She also chooses to go to the gym, cinema, shopping, on holiday...
Some of the people on here chat utter bollocks!
Oh she funds her £1000 bags by working 5 days a week at a bank... possibly but I highly doubt that also funds her 4 (at least) luxury holidays a year when she reckons she’s has no debt! Nahhhh I’m not buying her bullshit at all!!!
Before I had a child, I was busy. A different kind of busy sure, but still busy.
Now I have a child, and I’m still busy.
But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t busy before. It just means things have dropped off my lists and that my priorities have changed and now I’m busy looking after another person!
Sozhun
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Naaah is she fuck!! She just can't spell for shit. When she does them weird head tilt boomerangs, if you listen closely you can hear her one brain cell knocking around in her skullThat did cross my mind
AllTheHunsBeHunning
Chatty Member
Coffee machine post even in Dubia
even in DubiaSchnoodle123
Well-known member
Terrible thread suggestion, lockdown is getting to me
Coffee machine was on the blink, but who the hell takes their handbag in the garden for a drink
Sorry it’s crap
Coffee machine was on the blink, but who the hell takes their handbag in the garden for a drink
Sorry it’s crap
OffPlanForLife
Active member
She has previously said she doesn't want children, probably as she likes her life the way it is. I find her as annoying as everyone else but I don't think we can critise her for not bringing an unwanted child into the world.
JohannaCawffey
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Thread suggestion:
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