seriously, what is the deal with alex and charlotte constantly filming the girls whilst they're sleeping to share on the gram? even henry was included last night. those poor children get pretty much zero privacy during the day, yet
still their parents cannot resist continuing to violate their privacy whilst they're sleeping and have absolutely no knowledge of the fact they're being filmed.
that moment when alex wanders into charlotte's video of jimmy in his pants, and instead of wandering swiftly back out again, decides to have a jiggly little dance, in a pair of pants that are certainly NOT boxer shorts is certainly something i did
not need to see. presumably a celebration of still having his manhood fully in tact, given today's news
but still. eww.
as for the vasectomy, it genuinely wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't go through with it - his stories come across as alex trying to convince
himself that it's a good idea - which he obviously doesn't, as he makes it clear he wants more kids and explicitly states he doesn't want to ahead with the operation. tbh, i hope he
doesn't go through with it for the sake of his followers, as whilst he says he doesn't plan to film the actual procedure, he does a quick u-turn and clarifies that obviously he will if they allow him to! wouldn't surprise me if the cost of the op has been #gifted so he can have it done privately...
alex's whole explanation of why he's having the snip - seemingly out of the blue - seems to rest very heavily on pressure from charlotte -and whilst initially it seems he's going through with it because he cares about her - "she's carried five kids, including triplets", "she's been through a lot" etc - the real reason he's planning to go through with it, despite his own reservations quickly transpires - "charlotte won't let me anywhere near her at the moment!" smooth. alex then states that he's just phoned charlotte to check she's absolutely sure, because absolutely is not. i appreciate that a vasectomy may be reversable, but alex is going through with a procedure he quite clearly doesn't want to, solely on the premise that it'll improve his sex life - unfortunately, i forsee a decline in his already shaky mental health as a result of this decision.
and why on
earth you would take your two year old little girls with you to your vasectomy procedure is totally beyond me. it's hardly a fun day out. surely if you need "moral support", because you have such a extreme, out-of-proportionate fear of the pain - to the extent that it kinda destroys that tough guy persona that alex is going for! - you'd ask your
wife to accompany you, not your infant daughters. i mean, who is he expecting will take care of the triplets whilst he's having the procedure?
surely he's not going to take them in with him...?! i can actually just imagine him mid-operation, tightly holding onto the girls' hands in an attempt to quell his fear, whilst cajoling them into smiling for the camera, in typical alex fashion. i swear he just does not care. those poor girls, being dragged around everywhere, even to inappropriate destinations, solely because they are his accounts USP, and it's all about the gra.m.
always. it's sheer exploitation. if they've made the decision - forced or not - that they're not gonna have more children, just let the kids you have actually
be kids.