Crap influencers say

[WilmaHun]

"I've been getting loaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads of messages from you guys about this product" No, no you haven't. You've added a swipe up because you want to make some money. Just be honest and say "I've got a product I'd love for you to try" instead of pretending people have asked for your shitty ads.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Or 'Here's the swipe up for the (item) that everyone has been asking about'

No, here's the swipe up for the item that you want to make money from

 

[bexgreen1983]

Asking for recommendations on a product then tagging brands blatantly looking for at freebie... have they never heard of google?

 

[Gossipgirl9101]

' I honestly only work with brands that I love, and would never recommend anything that I wouldnt use myself'

 

[watermelon sugar]

When they ask a daft question or moan about something about themselves on one story then the next post screenshots of all the arse lickers licking their arse. Hinch and Stacey Solomon are the worst

 

[blondelolita]

My personal favourite is “I’m making free content just for you guys” ...when it isn’t for free

 

[Pinkblush]

"Lots of you have been asking me about my make up routine"

"Lots of you have been asking me if I've got a peleton bike. The
answer is no but I'm thinking of getting one"

No one is asking you. You are just fishing for freebies to be sent your way

"Can anyone recommend a good kitchen company"

"We want to book and island holiday. Can anyone recommend a nice five star destination"

**Sits back and waits for kitchen company and holiday company to contact them**

 

[Gertrude]

'Be kind'

 

[Yel]

A thread to store all the silly memes they share to convince themselves of their superiority.

This shared by all the influencers recently is ridiculous. Imagine if someone who wrote to ITV to give a critique of their latest shows was labelled as a troll. Then ITV wrote back it's none of your business what we broadcast you vile troll, how about I looked at your smartphone photo reel and didn't like it! *then struts around like they have a point*

 

[Kim Mild]

When they've been gifted a product by a company, but so have other influencers, so they are all raving about it at the same time. I wonder if they each thought they were the only one.

Arse licking comments on other influencers posts


Most of what they post is crap , if I'm honest.

 

[Hello Kitty]

All of these shitty Q&A's lately where it's blatantly obvious that they have wrote most of the questions

 

[Pambo]

Any 'inspirational' quote that they've Googled or seen on someone else's Insta that they tack on to some completely unrelated pic. I've seen bible verses accompanying 'admire my ass' in yoga pants shots.

Who's the well source, though? Because none of them ever seem to inspire themselves to be original.

 

[mcfeez]

Most people don't monetise their living rooms though. If lots of guests in a hotel tell the staff the bed was uncomfortable and the shower was dirty - you'd like to think they'd take the criticism on board.

I cannot stand the "Lots of you have asked me about" or the ones who take a couple of weekend breaks and suddenly they are 'travel bloggers'

 

[Exhaustednurse]

I’ve noticed in the last week or two a few of them have been gifted an item from a independent brand and have tagged ‘gifted but love it so will purchase once I’ve run out’

yeah - course you will.

 

[Peter Griffin]

"I work as a social media influencer. I would love to bring traffic to your [INSERT BUSINESS NAME HERE] in return for free stuff"

 

[noseynopinions]

"HIII GUYZZ"