Lip fillerUgg Slippers
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Lip fillerUgg Slippers
A good credit scoreThings oor Mario doesnae have.
Friends
Front door
Bath
Style
Table & chairs
Back door
Hair
Wealth
A normal shaped heed
Any of his Cost of Living payment leftA good credit score
Taste. (See Christmas decor for proof)Any of his Cost of Living payment left
A cat that actually likes himThings oor Mario doesnae have.
Friends
Front door
Bath
Style
Table & chairs
Back door
Hair
Wealth
A normal shaped heed
A full time joabA cat that actually likes him
A normal sized beak
A healthy diet
I'm pretty sure @hopethishelpsallthebest can create a wee post hair transplant passport photo for usI got this Tattle ad the other day ma loveleis and clutched ma beak so aye If only she had a passport. Imagine the photo
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Great minds on the monstrosityOf course he's bought that monstrosity! What the duck is it? Whatever it is, it looks great next to the other monstrosity..... duck's sake!
Where the duck will he store that after Xmas? Oh I know, the landfill! Theres absolutely no room for it there, what a moronAs if his livingroom isn't cluttered enough, he manages to get those ugly monstrosities
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Wit is that even supposed to look like?Of course he's bought that monstrosity! What the duck is it? Whatever it is, it looks great next to the other monstrosity..... duck's sake!
Something that’s usually found on love honey or Ann summers website hen, if you don’t know get to know and so forthWit is that even supposed to look like?
I did think the tree was looking a bit bare so I’m relieved that he managed to get the candy cane cupcake!As if his livingroom isn't cluttered enough, he manages to get those ugly monstrosities
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Seriously though what is that a cupcake with a Candy Cane? We going on a cupcake journey next. £35 quid for that it's laughable but also sickening.As if his livingroom isn't cluttered enough, he manages to get those ugly monstrosities
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