"Lucky to have me"... Reign your ego in you little prick, because you're nothing special. They probably slate you behind your back like we do, especially now you've said they can see your page.
Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
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Why does he always do his family dirty? First the sister with he bulbous pussy and now the auntie with more rolls than the Mitchellin Man!
She looks rough as duck as well wae them hoops and chunky streaks. I wouldn’t wanna fight her
Those purchases were just for the gram and got swiftly sent back my lovely. He realised he couldn't afford them and thought he would stick with his wee white pieces of cardboard he stole from a hotel. Nae debates xxxxfinding it so strange that he’s still posting stories/pics with his cheap white slippersall the fuss he made about the Uggs and Crocs? So strange. Embarrassed for him ma lovelies, what more can I say
Imagine hoo much they must take the piss oota him at the Polis Station.
Doing actual jobs in an emergency service. In pops the toilet cleaner with has flat heed, cockateil hair, sleeping bag coat & a carrier bag of Xmas decorations.
Trying tae get their work done and he's bleeping about getting in their way
Doing actual jobs in an emergency service. In pops the toilet cleaner with has flat heed, cockateil hair, sleeping bag coat & a carrier bag of Xmas decorations.
Trying tae get their work done and he's bleeping about getting in their way
Don’t forget the Shark slung over his back
Don’t forget the Shark slung over his back
Straight off the McGills bus with his shart card roond his neck
So….. the ugg slippers and crocs have definitely been sent back, eh? What a tragic loser of a person.
The polis stashun are taking the piss getting Marlon to do their tree and the fact he's bought everything to do it is so awkward! 
He probably begged them so he can show aff awn that app - I'm embarassed for him! 
Beggy aka Beckyhomesweethome also does her work tree, copying her as he's desperate for new content seeing as he's peaked decorating his and the flat before the middle of Nov. 
and the fact he's bought everything to do it is so awkward! He probably begged them so he can show aff awn that app - I'm embarassed for him! Beggy aka Beckyhomesweethome also does her work tree, copying her as he's desperate for new content seeing as he's peaked decorating his and the flat before the middle of Nov. This made me laugh oot loud!
I could understand doing the work tree if you’re there to enjoy it. He’s there for 5mins, 3 days a week. Throws his Harpic aroond the urinal and then he’s away mincing hame
That panelling in his living room is getting so manky looking, it's a dead in the water trend. Can't wait for the next journey to rip that dated panelling off 
will pull half the wall off with it. I'm here for those dots of doom
The works Xmas tree is the saddest thing I've ever heard. How about keeping what money you have to treat your poor boyfriend to a nice overnight stay, a theatre trip or even a dogs dinner at Linwood Farm. The polis must be getting their kill laughing at him
He is the bleeping pits
will pull half the wall off with it. I'm here for those dots of doomThe works Xmas tree is the saddest thing I've ever heard. How about keeping what money you have to treat your poor boyfriend to a nice overnight stay, a theatre trip or even a dogs dinner at Linwood Farm. The polis must be getting their kill laughing at him
He is the bleeping pits
Can always rely on Mario tae give us a little pick me up. No matter how tragic your life is, just think you’re not paying tae decorate an office that you clean fae minimum wageThat panelling in his living room is getting so manky looking, it's a dead in the water trend. Can't wait for the next journey to rip that dated panelling off
The works Xmas tree is the saddest thing I've ever heard. How about keeping what money you have to treat your poor boyfriend to a nice overnight stay, a theatre trip or even a dogs dinner at Linwood Farm. The polis must be getting their kill laughing at him
He is the bleeping pits
Bingo! He ain't fooling anyone that he can afford all this. Even between them they won't be on very much, the rent will be minimal and no kids, cars, holidays he will have petty cash but most of that will belong to klarna
How do we know he definitely does work in the polie station lovelies? Did he tell us or was he spotted in the wild going in?
Only reason I ask is because I'm beginning to think he doesn't work at all and when he goes on his wee walk down the footpath in his sleeping bag coat and coco the clown trainers, I think he's maybe on the way to the job centre
He never seems to be at work. He works about 30mins a week but anyway, I have swerved out of my lane here so I will reverse back in and get myself some class.
I hope someday someone from the bespoke paisley police force comes on to give us some tea
Only reason I ask is because I'm beginning to think he doesn't work at all and when he goes on his wee walk down the footpath in his sleeping bag coat and coco the clown trainers, I think he's maybe on the way to the job centre
He never seems to be at work. He works about 30mins a week but anyway, I have swerved out of my lane here so I will reverse back in and get myself some class.
I hope someday someone from the bespoke paisley police force comes on to give us some tea
Jesus Mary and Joseph
This is a man(debatable) of 40 years acting like a silly wee lassie!!!!!
This is a man(debatable) of 40 years acting like a silly wee lassie!!!!!
Grow up you middle aged twit. It's a smack in the face what you need 
He’s like Verruca Salt from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Bratty little tit. Except he’s a 40 year old man.
Home Bargains at the head office in Knowsley is huge (or The Home & Bargain if you are a scouser!) it’s full of all this stuff. I went on Friday. Rammed full with all this Xmas tatt. Candy Cane Hell (or heaven, depending on your preference). Does McGills offer a wee bespoke coach trip down the M6 /M62 that Old Maid Marion could hop on?
Home Bargains at the head office in Knowsley is huge (or The Home & Bargain if you are a scouser!) it’s full of all this stuff. I went on Friday. Rammed full with all this Xmas tatt. Candy Cane Hell (or heaven, depending on your preference). Does McGills offer a wee bespoke coach trip down the M6 /M62 that Old Maid Marion could hop on?
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I'm sure l saw an advert on the HB site saying they now do orders online
You know he’s now frantically re-ordering at least one of them so he can show them off next week. Does Klarna have a limit? I wouldn’t know, I pay for stuff with real money and if I don’t have any real money I don’t buy the stuff.
He’s hoping one of his “loveleis” will go to HB and buy them for him. There’s probably loads of them in his local HB but it’s easier if someone else pays for them for him. And they probably willJesus Mary and Joseph
This is a man(debatable) of 40 years acting like a silly wee lassie!!!!!
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