Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[#noinfluencer]

Omg! Those bleeping pyjamas look like a babygro! Has he been awn those lethal? He needed to bloody size up, I bet he looks like a pot-bellied pig!

 

[Babybail93]

Omg! Those bleeping pyjamas look like a babygro! Has he been awn those lethal? He needed to bloody size up, I bet he looks like a pot-bellied pig!

Potato in a condom ma lovelei

 

[Mum3boys]

Was gonna say Wee Deek will save some petty cash not having to buy the wacky backy from now till Boxing day.
Rayn will need one of those pheromone plug in things to keep her calm.
Yes the Crocs and the Uggs will never be seen again, refunds pending.
Next up, looking forward to the matching jammies reveal

Honest to goad the pj reveal best be on a par with last years silky red monstrosities , with the wee cropped arms and matching shimmy , so aye

 

[mammaof3]

The jammies, well that was worth the wait
Are they men's or women's? what size must he be to fit into an extra small?
He should get himself an Elf outfit and sit on a shelf, oh wait he cant cos there no bloody room for all the tat.

If it is small he's nearly the same measurements as a 15-16-year-old lol

 

[Freefalling]

Potato in a condom ma lovelei

I am dying

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

duck off!!!! He’s doing it on purpose now an XS would have done!? They’re already skin tight babes

Grown Man in a onesie. ICK!!!

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I am pure affronted! Lines have been crossed the day. XS would have done, purely for his wee button mushroom. What a sad bastard.

 

[mammaof3]

For the wiki
M&S food approx = £17
(£2 for the drink x 2, £4 for the cake x 2, £5 for the sandwiches, look like sharing)

 

[Manbagzda]

Why's he put a filter on the night time tree?

 

[Madge2022]

Looks just as bad in the dark...

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Looks like Willy Wonka on speed decorated that.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

No wait, I’m sorry but those pyjamas are just NOT NORMAL!!!! for a grown man.
Imagine your beloved husband rocking up to the bedroom with those on ma lovlies!?!?
Instand divorce from me no questions asked!!!

 

[Mum3boys]

Well I’ve just got ta know about those new pjs…. Clutching ma beak clean aff

 

[TheGoblinKing]

I need to know if they're just wee empty boxes he has sitting under that tree. No one goes to that effort wrapping a lynx set

 

[Mum3boys]

Mario’s in his aine candy cane lane, monstrosity grotto reeking of Rayn

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

The pyjamas I’m sat in the kitchen clutching ma beak . I can’t breathe hens

 

[JoeExotic]

If it is small he's nearly the same measurements as a 15-16-year-old lol

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That’s wit a shite diet and lack of vitamin D will dae tae ye.

Dae any of you ever come across those tiktoks of the grown adults acting like babies? They wear babygrows and nappies and sook dummies? Well that’s the way a imagine Mario is going. The bleeping freak.

 

[teatwo]

So the big question is….does Deek have a matching pair?

He doesnae treatit derek ma lovelie, it’s all about Marion. He could’ve got deek and wee baby gurl rayn a pair and they could have a nice family photo in wee rayn’s sleigh

 

[doreenforeen]

ETA - screams pedalo to me

Martins the childsnatcher pass it oan

There's wan candy cane he husni showed us

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Same strangler fingers aswell

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Why's he put a filter on the night time tree?

Obviously taken my suggestion to make ut seem warm.

Shame it didn't work.

 

[doreenforeen]

Is that a baby grow hes goat on

 

[Madonna]

Ill be getting the anal beads and funny fags out night look at that face 🫠