Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

When he said the hotel filled the fridge for them. Most of the hotels I've stayed in have always had snacks and drinks in them...l wonder if he thought they were free?!

Yes majority of them do as a welcome honestly guy is a fud, shows he lives a sheltered life.

 

[jolene89]

Well done ma lovelei, although yer big purple J is pyoor bespoke ah think ye need tae get yersel an I 'Marion' profile picture tae celebrate this great achievement. Spine bright

Well my lovelei, you asked and you shall receive. All the festive wishes to ma wee tattle trolls. Bespoke Marion McCarey at yer festive service.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

This nobody with about three hundred followers got the Shart vacuum too. They're giving them to anyone.

 

[Scottishmammy]

He never cleans anymore. Seems a wasted ad

 

[Madge2022]

Well my lovelei, you asked and you shall receive. All the festive wishes to ma wee tattle trolls. Bespoke Marion McCarey at yer festive service.

Ah see ye went fur a sexy wee number and nae debates.

 

[SuzyE]

Has anyone seen the video craze of people dancing to Beyonce cuff it?. I've just noticed tonight that fanny face has liked several that I've watched on Instagram. so let's see if he does it

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Treatit hisself for the wiki.
November. Let the spending for the two months of Christmas - no ma quote - commence.

Duvet cover: £38. Already on the Treatit section but thought it was £32

Throw: did nay see a picture. They are £12-£15 on the B&M site.

Cushion covers: So many on Amazon. £11-15.

 

[Rayne]

Been treating masel an reading the last 2 threads, why are all his new mugs hobbit sized?

 

[MrsJ2000]

Been treating masel an reading the last 2 threads, why are all his new mugs hobbit sized?

Cos he only ever drinks half a bespoke cup a tea ma lovelei hence only needs teeny tiny cups and so forth

 

[Sloppys]

I’m telling yous come Friday night we’ll be treated to the full candy cane lane.
Who spends all night reposting his own reel but forgets to pay tribute to his best mate on her birthday? A self absorbed twit that’s who.
Sorry ma lovelies, am crabbit the night.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Hello ma lovelies, only just getting caught up. They bastard gale force winds blew some of our back fence straight doon the day right onto ma plants (in my garden Mario, smell the wealth) and I’ve been silently cursing him all day that he’s been longing for this weather.
Me and Mr strictly nearly ended up flattened trying to get the bastard moved to somewhere safe, so aye!
Tonsa love hens, I’m keeping ma power. duck you Mario, see you maybe wouldn’t like wintum so much if you had to contend with these things.
P.s love you @Babybail93

 

[twilightgarden]

Been treating masel an reading the last 2 threads, why are all his new mugs hobbit sized?

Is it to make him look normal sized in comparison?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

He never cleans anymore. Seems a wasted ad

It’s no an ad. It’s a hint and a wee nudge to Mario, as they’ve seen the state of his bed sit and could not stay silent any longer x

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I didn’t realise there was a new thread then I find youse all here, 3 pages in! Snakes all over this app…

ps. Where is @DawnDayn ? Missing that troll and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Gliding intae the new thread the day, love the thread title and so forth, so aye. It's nearly Friday ma lovelies, we got this.

 

[Serena6112]

I treatit masel t that highlight a couple o weeks ago. Enjoy ma lovelei and dinnae you go spending aw yer petty cash trying t replicate his wardrobe, i ken ye winnae be able to resist as he’s a pyoor fashion icon so he is. So aye.

Hen av already planned a trip tae support ma wee local business New Look an kit masel oot in a beige cardy that sweeps ma flairboards

Gliding intae the new thread the day, love the thread title and so forth, so aye. It's nearly Friday ma lovelies, we got this.
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Ya dain the lairds work hen and nae debates am fkin shakin at ma wee desk at ma joab that is actual ma joab

 

[Very Cherry]

Hen av already planned a trip tae support ma wee local business New Look an kit masel oot in a beige cardy that sweeps ma flairboards



Ya dain the lairds work hen and nae debates am fkin shakin at ma wee desk at ma joab that is actual ma joab

Get yoursel a wee cleaning account on that app and aw us Tattlers fae this thread will give ye a wee follow and Shark will gift you a hoover to save you sweeping yer flairs we your cardy, yel also save some petty cash to buy yersel some tat fae Home Bargains.

 

[ohdoris]

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Gliding intae the new thread the day, love the thread title and so forth, so aye. It's nearly Friday ma lovelies, we got this.
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This has killed me off you lot are so bloody funny !!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Still on ma holidays lovelies but hubby gone for a swim so I’ve sneaked onto hotel wifi . I’m sick of Xmas already and it’s not even December yet. How can he start this early? My tree is pissing me off come Boxing Day and it only goes up second week of December. Hope you are all well and spining bright. Great new thread title BTW XX

 

[One-of-hunners]

The flat tyre situation proves his lack of social skills and empathy. He's so out of touch with the world.
If I'd burst a tyre my pals wouldn't sit filming me and laughing cause they'd know that's now an expense I wasn't expecting. We'd have a laugh together about the situation but laughing at someone's misfortune.
I'm sure oor hannah kin afford a new tyre nae bother but for some a new tyre is is debt they didn't need.

Also using a dead lassie for sympathy