Hope ye hud a bespoke cola glass to youse.
Ah wuz hoping the auld maw rendall wan wud huv been back at Marion's fur a rummage. Ah need tae ken where he keeps his 500 mugs, joos glasses and all the other kitchen stuff he buys #nogifted
Cum tae think of it, weren't they two and misfit jaw talking about meeting at Marion's roundabout his birthday?
No at a roundabout but round about his birthday, talk aboot daeing a Marion
Ah'm away tae bed, ah'm messing up aw the quotes the night. Might put a cheeky wee wintum fillum oan.