Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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I'd not be surprised if it was early October given all the shite he's bought as surely he's rapidly running out of space....
Live your life, grab life by the balls, buy the cushion! It’s the new Live Laugh Love.
I hope you feel better soon ma lovelie.
I also have some kind of lurgy and can hardly breathe. It’s a pity we didn’t end up with the 12 hour cold like Marion had on Friday and we’d be running roon the shops buying oor candy cane lame shite already.I loved all the Ladybird books as i child and bought a new set of the classic books for my 5 year old daughter and I hate that Marion loves them too. I don’t want to have anything in common with that weirdo.Why do l think this could be part of his problem. I don't believe he had fond Christmas memories, so he's going ott on Christmas now to make up for it. Yep just like Michael Jackson
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What a load of old shite
He wouldn’t know class if it knocked him out!
Putting small business Santa's workshop on the map #influencerThis thing should be stuck on a lawn surely, not BY the actual tree. What a feckin idiot.
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I've just posted the sameSeriously he's totally backward
I have my money on Halloween weekend or the one after, so 29th/30th October or 5th/6th November. He’ll be done with autumn long before then.
Oh FFS, I have the tea/coffee/sugar version of that biscuit jar. Bought them years and years ago. When I get home from my full time joab that is my actual joab I’m gonna have to take a hammer to them and smash them all to smithereens. No chance I want to think of that ugly child catcher whilst I make my morning cuppa in my tea making stashun 
Honestly I’m embarrassed and questioning my life choices
Honestly I’m embarrassed and questioning my life choices
Shops probably see him coming and quickly stock up shelves on all the tat they've been trying to get rid of for ten years.
Martin: I can’t post any Amazon links cos it will compromise ma security.
Also Martin: Here’s my new sign I’ve bought ‘Christmas @ number 11’
bleeping moron!
*tit his load extra early this year, massive come down incoming...
Why is he putting question marks in sentences that aren’t questions again? Illiterate fucker
*Came back to correct this but decided to leave it, tit is more than appropriate
Also Martin: Here’s my new sign I’ve bought ‘Christmas @ number 11’
bleeping moron!
*tit his load extra early this year, massive come down incoming...
Why is he putting question marks in sentences that aren’t questions again? Illiterate fucker
*Came back to correct this but decided to leave it, tit is more than appropriate
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Do we have a sum total of what he has spent on Autumn / Wintum tat treats for himself so far??
The book!!!!
hand me down from J. Saville Beastiebaws!!!!!!!!!
hand me down from J. Saville Beastiebaws!!!!!!!!!
I’m so excited for the Christmas reveal next month (October!!!!) it’ll be a slow pan around the 2 room Paisley Palais. With a wave intae every mirror. Mariah blaring as the soondtrack. So predictable
He's a crackpot. He doesnae have 1 active brain cell.
There is going to come a time (next Christmas) he will be sick of red, white and all the candy cane decor. He will have to get rid of it. I actually feel bad for any followers that are struggling, probably don't have a bit of tinsel because they can't afford it but the this toss pot can't reframe from spunking money everyday of the week.
I actually hate when he does
in his posts it seems sarcastic, bitchy I don't know but doesn't seem genuine at all.
It's is just weird having all Santa, believe and wishes signs would be fine if he had younger nieces/nephews but he doesn't and also no one visits his tit pit.
Sooo ayyye Isa still on one.. tons love
There is going to come a time (next Christmas) he will be sick of red, white and all the candy cane decor. He will have to get rid of it. I actually feel bad for any followers that are struggling, probably don't have a bit of tinsel because they can't afford it but the this toss pot can't reframe from spunking money everyday of the week.
I actually hate when he does
in his posts it seems sarcastic, bitchy I don't know but doesn't seem genuine at all. It's is just weird having all Santa, believe and wishes signs would be fine if he had younger nieces/nephews but he doesn't and also no one visits his tit pit.
Sooo ayyye Isa still on one.. tons love
He’s following the same old pattern isn’t he? Too early for everything then gets bored, depressed on goes on a comma. Why can’t he live in the present. Ma weans aren’t even thinking about xmas yet - too busy trying to kill each other on the trampoline 
Aye hen. Hunners and hunners. Over £1000 on shite since August. Nae jokes.
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Spine bright and so forth and so much debt. Xoxo
That’s exactly it, he posted earlier this year about how he had been fed up of the autumn/wintum decor and it made him feel crap. I booked a Christmas afternoon tea with Santa last week because I have a 5 year old daughter but if I didn’t book then I would have missed out as all the previous events I looked at were sold out. Even booking that this far in advance doesn’t feel right, to me we’re only leaving summer.He’s following the same old pattern isn’t he? Too early for everything then gets bored, depressed on goes on a comma. Why can’t he live in the present. Ma weans aren’t even thinking about xmas yet - too busy trying to kill each other on the trampoline
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