Knitted bumhole will soon have tae make way for an ootdoor Christmas Wreath on the inside of the door,The knitted bumhole is back!!!
"I'm not a bleeping loser" made me clutch ma beak!Ma lovelies I’ve just been in home bargains (home and bargain to us scousers) and my hand was going towards some Christmas pjs for my kids then suddenly I remembered it’s only September and I’m not a bleeping loser.
I then thought of this thread and swerved right back in ma ain lane so fast that I nearly broke my neck. I’m deeply ashamed that I even considered it and beg for forgiveness
Forgive me Hens but his wee laugh actually cracks me up.He laughs at his own jokes (which are not really jokes) ALOT
Is he really complaining about working less than 16 hours a week
Hope ye enjoyed it ma lovelie, a canny stop saying “I have maggots in my scrooootum” iykykThe knitted bumhole is back!!!
Late posting, I know. But I was also having a bespoke day in Edinburgh. @JoeExotic - must have been in the Playhoose at the same as you. Just call me Yvonne
He looks like the guy off goggle box here
A clutched ma beak for two and a half hours, hen. Ma spooky Mormon hell dream is Martin with a magic duck pumpkin in the bumming fort.Hope ye enjoyed it ma lovelie, a canny stop saying “I have maggots in my scrooootum” iykyk
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