They’ll both be paying about £150 each for rent each month that’s how
Imagine him actually living in the real world and not playing house
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Imagine him actually living in the real world and not playing house
He's hoping to wear his niece out, so she won't find it odd that auntie maz says "candles oot" at 9:15pm. She'll be laying there at 9:30pm listing to the druggies in the hallway, rats in the attic and Marion whispering to Deek "I only did this for that app, so them bastards can can see I'm climbing, its not ma joab, get her back oan that train the night Deek, or am away!"
Has this imbecile cooked anything this month, It's all beige.
His IBS will be howling every night for sure.
The food shops near his bedsit will go bust the minute he stops buying there.
His IBS will be howling every night for sure.
The food shops near his bedsit will go bust the minute he stops buying there.
Each of these plates make me feel sick
saying that I'm 8 months preggers and the idea of eating anything so heavy and greasy with the acid reflux I have now is enough to put me off.....god bless his bowel
I hope the niece ransacks his stash of unused make up, breaks that dying shelf in corner of bedroom and pulls out everything from his Monica cupboard, uses more than half of his joe Malone hand wash, uses his womanly perfumes, messes the cushions up on the bed. Did Isa go a bit far there? No ma problem ya bunch of creeps!! Tons a love Isa 
She asks to stay couple of weeks ago, wait until pay day hen!! Uncle Marion will take you out on behalf of Derek.
Not one bit of fruit and veg in site, melted cheese,soggy lettuce in a burger,fried onions, peppers/ham on pizza doesn't count.
She asks to stay couple of weeks ago, wait until pay day hen!! Uncle Marion will take you out on behalf of Derek.
An early Thread suggestion as I won't remember later on.
Just for a laugh.
#74 Mario and his howling bowel.
Just for a laugh.
#74 Mario and his howling bowel.
Beiging hell!Imagine her getting back home and saying to her mum how her house is like a mansion compared to Aunty Mario's shoe box
Yeah you're definitely a food expert Mario
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Didn't he also have a pizza this week that he took home in a box? Aye, he was having lethal chips and pizza.I hope the niece ransacks his stash of unused make up, breaks that dying shelf in corner of bedroom and pulls out everything from his Monica cupboard, uses more than half of his joe Malone hand wash, uses his womanly perfumes, messes the cushions up on the bed. Did Isa go a bit far there? No ma problem ya bunch of creeps!! Tons a love Isa
Not one bit of fruit and veg in site, melted cheese,soggy lettuce in a burger,fried onions, peppers/ham on pizza doesn't count.
She asks to stay couple of weeks ago, wait until pay day hen!! Uncle Marion will take you out on behalf of Derek.
Tomatoes in pizza ma lovelie
Beans in tomato sauce
Pickled onions
Lettuce at Mackay Dee's
Treatits this week: the revised collage
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A boomerang with a tango ice blast. Geez peace for duck sake.
Thought he wouldn’t be on much this weekend .
He's no been oan this app a loat ma lovely. This app is no his joab.
But.... as an Instagram OG he has a responsibility so aye.
He's showing us how we can avoid needing a shart card by following his highly nutritious diet plan.
So forth & spine bright
I'm glad to see he's enjoying time aff the app that isnae his joab on the first day he's looking after his niece. 
He can't bleeping help himself, he really does need therapy. Or a good hard slapping. 
#needed
He can't bleeping help himself, he really does need therapy. Or a good hard slapping. #needed
When you see it like that it’s sooo grim. I still don’t know what the duck the bottom right is,my husband is a chef I’d ask him but he only cooks proper food in proper restaurants (smell the wealth)
I reckon Marion will kick derek on the sofa regardless of whether he has to be up at 4am
"Candles oot"
Marion Scrooge!
Ah thought she'd be in with Rayn in the bespoke bed in the high footfall hallway.
Hello ma lovelies. I've just finished the last thread. Got 9 pages left to catch up on here. But need to ask before I forget... AMA - what happened? Does she not run that business anymore? I read on last thread Mario aired her dirty laundry on his app? What was that about? I've missed an AMA journey somewhere lol
I'm glad to see he's enjoying time aff the app that isnae his joab on the first day he's looking after his niece.
#needed
Marion is going to have to use some of his lip serum on his butthole after tonight ma lovelies.
He’s going to have a very sore bum bum after his Beige Banquet.
He’s going to have a very sore bum bum after his Beige Banquet.
Random but where does Derek work which means he has to be up at 4am for work?
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