Irony that Mario's phone is full of stuff he can't afford and a life he'll never have.
Sorry loveliees am I getting Kerry katonas now? Is that in a pool of oil? Naaahhh am deadThey really do look like they’ve been dunked in adeep fat fryerpan for frying eggs, apparently.
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Aye his living the dream…..working as a cleaner along with universal credit for too ups , staying in a skanky council flat in paisley oft what a dream eh……pmslThe fact he calls the crap life he shows, living his best life is tragic. I wouldn't swap my life for yours Mario. He's just pissed off y'all guessed he has funded these treatments with his cost of living payment
I was only away a few hours I thought he was having eggs now it's pasta he literally lives off that stuff, all he seems to eatLooks amaze balls, particularly the garlic bread, oops ma Kerry Katonas ur playing up.
It's a baguette wi butter, boiled pasta wi a bit of his hoof shavings fae his pedicure and a wee cherry tom to keep the grey colour on his cheeks.
Bon appetit por favour
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He’s Italian don’t ya know? Pasta is his National dishI was only away a few hours I thought he was having eggs now it's pasta he literally lives off that stuff, all he seems to eat
He better watch when cooking those big oily bread stick fingers don't have the pan slipping we'll be on a a&e journee next.
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I think he’s naked under that fleece and getting off to tattle so ayeMare bleep washings. Think you need to think about your own fur baby cooped up in that shithole flat with no toys, before you worry about other people’s animals. bleeping scrotum
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Says he’s boiling but he’s got a bleeping fleece on? Prick