Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

Babybail93 · Jul 14, 2022

Mario come the Scottish winter. So aye

Skyflier6727 · Jul 14, 2022

Feet. Urgh

. They are as awful as the rest of him. I can’t be doing with feet. They are just not nice

Suzy29 · Jul 14, 2022

Babybail93 said:
Mario come the Scottish winter. So aye

Creased!

Cinpab · Jul 14, 2022

menopausalmargrit said:
i see he’s followed someone that does it.

As the saying goes, ye Cannae polish a shite!

Pedicure - check
Lash lift - check

STILL CUTS HIS OWN bleeping HAIR!

It’s like putting alloys on a wheelie bin.

Realhousemouse · Jul 14, 2022

What happened to the gel nail journey? Where’s the laptop? We’ve still not had a make up tutorial video that I’m sure he promised at one point.

Suzy29 · Jul 14, 2022

Eyelash journey booked lads

Realhousemouse · Jul 14, 2022

Also notice that his new muse promotes beauty pie so get ready for Mario to be showing off his absolute beauty staples from there next week

Dawn Dayn · Jul 14, 2022

Suzy29 said:
Eyelash journey booked lads View attachment 1417397

He's covered in a blankie, FFS it's July. Can't wait for the spider eyelash look on his poached egg eyes.

peachy-keen · Jul 14, 2022

Suzy29 said:
Eyelash journey booked lads View attachment 1417397

dont know why but the tube socks are giving me the absolute fear

coffeeislife21 · Jul 14, 2022

Dawn Dayn said:
He's covered in a blankie, FFS it's July. Can't wait for the spider eyelash look on his poached egg eyes.

It’s absolutely roasting hot! I’m lay in front of my fan and this fanny has a blanket on! Ffs

Eeyore147 · Jul 14, 2022

Shmebulock said:
Someone got her cost of living allowance today then

Please god he can’t be entitled to the £650! Absolutely disgusting if he is.

menopausalmargrit · Jul 14, 2022

Dawn Dayn said:
He's covered in a blankie, FFS it's July. Can't wait for the spider eyelash look on his poached egg eyes.

No often I’ll stick up for him but I’ve got a wee cover over me tonight. That being said, I also have the two windows behind me open and it’s currently only 12 degrees.

So back in yer Laine @Dawn Dayn

Doodlebug71 · Jul 14, 2022

We are embarking oan another jurnee hens and i am here fur it, hopefully his turmeric coloured eyes have cleared up fur the morra

menopausalmargrit · Jul 14, 2022

Cinpab said:
It’s like putting alloys on a wheelie bin.

Me and Mr Margrit are clutching oor beaks at this comment!!!!

Dawn Dayn · Jul 14, 2022

menopausalmargrit said:
No often I’ll stick up for him but I’ve got a wee cover over me tonight. That being said, I also have the two windows behind me open and it’s currently only 12 degrees.

So back in yer Laine @Dawn Dayn

Well well well, YOU ARE MARIO!

hopethishelpsallthebest · Jul 14, 2022

Oh god, I cannae bleeping wait to see this disaster. The squinting is going to be unreal.

Suzy29 · Jul 14, 2022

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Oh god, I cannae bleeping wait to see this disaster. The squinting is going to be unreal.
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Ffs, I'm screaming

Madge2022 · Jul 14, 2022

Cinpab said:
It’s like putting alloys on a wheelie bin.

Brilliant

muscadet · Jul 14, 2022

I’m thinking he will probably be on a conjunctivitis jurney after the lash lift

and I’m here for it

I wud like sum tea · Jul 14, 2022

Cannae wait till Mondays heatwave he will be sweating like a bastard…aww they lotions n potions will be sliding doon that coupon he might be better waiting till it’s a wee bit cooler for the lash lift