Dont stop at the hands
Dont stop at the handsWhat is wrong with the colour of their skin?
Those hands are vile looking!
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So the newest DR article is his top cleaning tips. First to spot the error (or is it) wins a bespoke bottle of toilet duck and so forth.
Well done ma lovelie. Bottle of toilet duck on it's way to you via HERMS courier. Mwah mwah chase your dreamsSofa crystalsnever seen him wash his machine!
I wreckon one of thems a drinker because they always have a bit sitting around! Like if you don’t drink you don’t have it in the houseView attachment 92399Sorry, but Marion has one drink and she’s forever going on about how pissed she gets so I don’t believe that they are onto their SECOND bottle?! Considering they are both hobbits, they’ll be paraplegic! Marion's keratoconus eyes will be going 90 and Dezza will all dressed out in his footie kit squirting toilet cleaner about the rats in the loft! Bet you anything it’s one of those mini bar bottles
If I lived with Melvin I would drink. I would mainline vodka all day and all nightI wreckon one of thems a drinker because they always have a bit sitting around! Like if you don’t drink you don’t have it in the house
Now, Tuna IS genuinely Insta famous! 2.1M, yes, Mankio, that's Million.There is absolutely no way that he would enter a room filled with ‘hunners’ of his menopausal mafia, dream on Marion.
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I think I may wish to have careful sex with you?Picture the scene right now: Look at me, no, look at me....I'm having so much fun and gin and fruit. Gin and fruit I say, so aye and so forth. Bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, dontcha? look I can click my fingers and clink glasses with ma finance, and so forth. Pure buzzin' I'm going to brain storm some fun cleaning tips now that involve sofas and machines and ooooooh look, eye gel. Ah'm pure crayzee ah am, bring me a higher follower count.
Actually no Melvin, all I'm thinking is how sad it is when you have to insta story your kerrrrr-ay-zeeee night in with Asda's 'premium' berry gin. I'm having a NetFlix and rum night, nobody needs to know, I am perfectly capable of having a fun night in or out without the desperate need to prove it to everyone.
oh behave! Or you might have to go in the 'comfort box' or was it the promise of rum and Netflix? There's no fruit in my glass thoughI think I may wish to have careful sex with you?
Fruit me baybee, fruit me harddddddddddddddddddddoh behave! Or you might have to go in the 'comfort box' or was it the promise of rum and Netflix? There's no fruit in my glass though
Probably why he’s always got a strange patchy red face! Switches the light on or strikes a match and he resembles a cheranobyl residentHow white are his handssomeone gift that laddy a holiday pronto
Has Derek actually twigged that they're deliberately in the picture? He's looking and grinning straight at the camera. I wonder if he is enjoying people ripping the piss out of Mingio because his life would be too miserable if he tried?View attachment 91610
The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.
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