Ah don’t huv a sister. Does emdy want to be mine? Youse can come play with ma no out of date make up and ma Dyson hairdryer and styler (smell ma wealth) cause I’ve got mair than 3 hairs.Why does the caption say "but we're all lucky in life to have a sister!"
I don't have a sister, his sister doesn't have a sister make it make sense......
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
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I meeeaannn did yours fake a pregnancy while you were high risk pregnant then claim she lost the baby when you were in hospital almost losing yours, then buy things and give them to you claiming they were her dead baby's but my baby could have them? Because if so yes we could be relatedIs that you sis ?
Mario ma lovelie I can see how you think its lucky to have a sister recounting that tale...
Your Avi, he looks like that fella from the goonies from that angle.Practice makes ok ma lovelie!
Can anyone?
Oh Christ no that’s awful ! You weren’t joking about the psycho part !! I just lie about having a nap when I can’t be arsed to talk on the phoneI meeeaannn did yours fake a pregnancy while you were high risk pregnant then claim she lost the baby when you were in hospital almost losing yours, then buy things and give them to you claiming they were her dead baby's but my baby could have them? Because if so yes we could be related
Mario ma lovelie I can see how you think its lucky to have a sister recounting that tale...
Frig, you win today's post love. And l thought my narcissistic brother was bad.I meeeaannn did yours fake a pregnancy while you were high risk pregnant then claim she lost the baby when you were in hospital almost losing yours, then buy things and give them to you claiming they were her dead baby's but my baby could have them? Because if so yes we could be related
Mario ma lovelie I can see how you think its lucky to have a sister recounting that tale...
I really think he is so socially awkward that he would implode if he had tae sit in a barber’s chair fae half an hour and make small talk. That’s probably why he cuts it himself. Or he’s scared the clitty will swell wae the barber touching his 3 hairs
I always belly laugh at the clit comments lol
It’s uncanny. The shape of his head and the mad haircut are a constant source of entertainment for me. Whyyyyyyy doesn’t he go to an actual hairdresser?! It’s baffling.
Wonder if mario will be going to Glasgow pride imagine
Unless it's taking place in B&M or the chippy I doubt it.
Ooft cud you see him in the Waterloo or MP having a sing song
I don’t get how the top part at the back stands on end like that , looks like he’s been through a bespoke electrocution
Mario after putting on his fake tan
Skin is right, but he wishes he was that tall with that much hair
He wishes his hair was that thick and voluminous.
Glasgow Pride is probably the worst in the whole of the UK so wouldn’t blame him for not going. I wouldn’t be seen dead at it watching The Cheeky Girls.
He's trolling us. 
Are they at it this year?
Lol shock horror the company accepts Klarna £60 odd too!
£60 odd too!Attachments
A nail kit? Holy duck he just wastes so much money As if he’s going to start doing nails from the paisley towers. Where would he and his client sit? Maybe out on the bespoke junkie landing so aye back into my own lane I go
As if he’s going to start doing nails from the paisley towers. Where would he and his client sit? Maybe out on the bespoke junkie landing so aye back into my own lane I go- Status