Derek ain’t sleeping . He’s just contemplating life and how he’s stuck with that hole
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Derek ain’t sleeping . He’s just contemplating life and how he’s stuck with that hole
His window cleaning is confusing me, is that the before picture even though he said he didn't take one? And if that is them cleaned why is there still lots of dirt, but they now need to wait till next year to get cleaned? Make it make sense? I'm either having a funny turn or he is talking oot his sharty erse!!
He's daeing a Rayn n kidding oan so Marion shuts the feck up.
Thanks for sharing!!!
I had to unfollow as his whining tones and potty mouth boiled my piss. Nice to see nothing has changed, still a walking contradiction. He knows fine well that Derek is a babe and nobody has a bad word to say about him so won’t share him due to jealousy. Ma page Ma roolz!
Your following remains the same, interactions are minimal vs follower count, you failed to take advantage of the opportunity given by oor Soph all under the guise of Instagram is no my joab. The time you spend on this app is far greater than the time spent polishing truncheons, that’s a fact.
For a man who constantly claims he doesn’t read the nEgAtIviY, the troll messages etc and so forth….. yet is able to regularly answers points raised on here and not to mention the accounts he clearly created and comments posted by the man himself.
Honestly, I think it’s time you called it a day, get your cv uploaded to indeed using your business woman of the year laptop and find a job that matches your rent contribution FHULL!
P.S When’s the trip to Craig Tara and who’s watching Rayne?
One of you talented trolls, gonnie draw a doobie hanging out Deeks mouth lol
I’ve just skipped by all these comments I’ll go back & read in a second right but the video someone shared of the selfish wee twit going it’s my page no dereks bla bla… THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD DOOR HANDLES! Who put them on? Stevie Wonder? Jesus duck. They’re uneven. Straighten them and make them parallel Marlyn ffs
Is that bespoke mould on tha ootside of the building? Or are the windows still filthy as duck? Don’t the council have a window cleaner as Mario pays fuhll rent?That friggin nose as well
Mario, you wonder why we say things about you when you give us content like your filthy windows.
Professional cleaner my arse. You lazy bastard.
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Definitely a Norman Bates vibes from Marion, instead of mother, it's poor wee Deek.
And there must be a Carrie Bradshaw name pun we can doThread suggestion right thereclutchin ma beak
Mazzie Shartshaw, Marrie Bradshart
Ooooh a Botox journee! Can you get Botox on Klarna my lovelies?
His bloodline is as Italian as his bruschetta
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bespokely council issue made to order ma lovelie!!! 
the joiner was probably still asleep when the kitchen was put in. I say this in good humour btw—my maw lives in a Council Hoose and some of the stuff the council have “fixed” in her gaff is truly shocking!
Italian bloodline. Shut up you fool
Forget botox. Sort out your dark shadowed eyes, your nose and those horrible dry lips
Forget botox. Sort out your dark shadowed eyes, your nose and those horrible dry lips
He’s Italian ma lovely, if you don’t know get to know.
I’ve got hairs on ma chin and an Italian name… aw makes sense now ma lovelies. It’s the Italian bloodline! How did a not know this! cheers Marlyn hen, I remember ma roots now. I thought I was pure bread Scottish 
cos like I was born in Scotland all ma now dead family members where Scottish and born in Scotland but aye, Italian bloodline! Got it.
cheers Marlyn hen, I remember ma roots now. I thought I was pure bread Scottish cos like I was born in Scotland all ma now dead family members where Scottish and born in Scotland but aye, Italian bloodline! Got it.
A tiny bit of stubble because he’s not shaved all week = Italian bloodline. Well seen Derek is thick because no one with any brain capacity could listen to the shite he spouts!
Someone tell Marion that just because he eats pasta and pizza in the same meal it’s doesn’t make him ItalianItalian bloodline. Shut up you fool
Forget botox. Sort out your dark shadowed eyes, your nose and those horrible dry lips
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Those lips are too much! all his skin care he can't get a bit of moisturiser on them 
I'm confused cos he said he couldn't take a before picture of the windows.. so is that manky window picture the 'after' 
I'm confused cos he said he couldn't take a before picture of the windows.. so is that manky window picture the 'after' Thread suggestion
Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion
Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion
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