Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Loooooooooooooooooool that isn't Bruschetta. It's cheap garlic bread with tomatoes and onions plonked on top

Honest to god I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - he HAS to be a parody account.

 

[nosy-nora]

I always thought it meant “expected time of arrival” haha

SAME!

Edited to add xx

Thank you so much! Xx

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

I couldn't help but wonder... did anyone get tae know, and if they didn't know, they should get tae know.
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Thread suggestion right there clutchin ma beak

 

[Sloppys]

He needs Derek to help him cross the roads. I tit you not. He has actually said that before, he needs the hobbit to help him get across the road!

Something to do with his aunt getting run over by a HGV lorry or something

He manages to walk to his joab fine without Deek. We see his little hobbit feet pounding the pavements .

 

[Freefalling]

He needs Derek to help him cross the roads. I tit you not. He has actually said that before, he needs the hobbit to help him get across the road!

Something to do with his aunt getting run over by a HGV lorry or something

are you pulling my leg? Please say this sermon has been saved as a highlight

 

[Blahblah93]

Has he killed him?

 

[Chez300]

Erm these frames are now where near 40 years old!

 

[Poptart]

He's always going on about wanting to go here and see this and go there to see that...why doesn't he actually just do it?! He'll be sat in that flat in 10 years saying the same old tit and doing nothing about it.

 

[Babybail93]

Erm these frames are now where near 40 years old!
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Is he not actually a professional cleaner though as it is his bleeping job! What a whopper he is!

 

[Lady Bug]

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Has he killed him?

No he's just baked ma lovely

 

[Babybail93]

Why does his face look like your Mam’s on Christmas morning? When she’s watching you open the thing she swore she wasn’t getting you?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why does his face look like your Mam’s on Christmas morning? When she’s watching you open the thing she swore she wasn’t getting you?

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Those bleeping lips

 

[mammaof3]

A bit late but added on the wallopers rant about keeping Deek off his page

and why this song, is he getting religious?

 

[SuzyE]

Those bleeping lips

That friggin nose as well

Mario, you wonder why we say things about you when you give us content like your filthy windows.

Professional cleaner my arse. You lazy bastard.

 

[Abce3456]

Surprised the fucker knows how to spell bruschetta never mind say it

 

[MrsFierce]

Right its now sacrilegious. Crusty rolls with soup, fine. But no butter on the roll?? Get to duck out of here!

 

[Johnnoijones]

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Has he killed him?

That bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak

 

[TooFarScone]

That bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak

How Derek can poke that I'll never know

 

[Johnnoijones]

How Derek can poke that I'll never know

I can't imagine any poking goes on. Its constantly streaming with his ibs

 

[Mum3boys]

That bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak

I imagine it’s got a pyoor bespoke aroma ma lovelie, and it’s definetely not wealth , ma stench ma rules so aye