Honest to god I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - he HAS to be a parody account.Loooooooooooooooooool that isn't Bruschetta. It's cheap garlic bread with tomatoes and onions plonked on top
Honest to god I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - he HAS to be a parody account.Loooooooooooooooooool that isn't Bruschetta. It's cheap garlic bread with tomatoes and onions plonked on top
SAME!I always thought it meant “expected time of arrival” haha
Thank you so much! XxEdited to add xx
Thread suggestion right there clutchin ma beakI couldn't help but wonder... did anyone get tae know, and if they didn't know, they should get tae know.
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He manages to walk to his joab fine without Deek. We see his little hobbit feet pounding the pavements .He needs Derek to help him cross the roads. I tit you not. He has actually said that before, he needs the hobbit to help him get across the road!
Something to do with his aunt getting run over by a HGV lorry or something
are you pulling my leg? Please say this sermon has been saved as a highlightHe needs Derek to help him cross the roads. I tit you not. He has actually said that before, he needs the hobbit to help him get across the road!
Something to do with his aunt getting run over by a HGV lorry or something
Is he not actually a professional cleaner though as it is his bleeping job! What a whopper he is!Erm these frames are now where near 40 years old!
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No he's just baked ma lovely
Those bleeping lipsWhy does his face look like your Mam’s on Christmas morning? When she’s watching you open the thing she swore she wasn’t getting you?
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That friggin nose as wellThose bleeping lips
That bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak
How Derek can poke that I'll never knowThat bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak
I can't imagine any poking goes on. Its constantly streaming with his ibsHow Derek can poke that I'll never know
I imagine it’s got a pyoor bespoke aroma ma lovelie, and it’s definetely not wealth , ma stench ma rules so ayeThat bleeping hoosecoat. It is ridiculous for a nearly 40 year old man to be wearing that about the house. Gives me the boak