Spent £65 on 4 cushion covers two years ago and forgot he had them. The bleep is no well in his flat heed. So aye
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I hope someone bought Derek an Easter egg 
My god, we'll all be going oan a wee bankruptcy jurney soon, for God's sake man, the Herringbone will be buckling, where are you keeping all this tit!
Derek’s away tae get noshed off by someone aff that app Grindr, whilst he’s at the “footy”. Go on lad! Fill ya boots!I hope someone bought Derek an Easter egg
Huvnae seen brick bin sheds for years ma lovelies, used to call them dykes back in the day way the old metal bins.
Wee Rayne wishing she would faw oot the windy again to escape that marion fucker.
Happy Easter love youse aw
Wee Rayne wishing she would faw oot the windy again to escape that marion fucker.
Happy Easter love youse aw
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Derek has probably send he wants to watch the football today and Mario has went on Instagram and see that kids are getting new clothes, money and days out and clicked these kids have a better life than him and he was went mental
So he bought 4 cushion covers for £65 and then for nigh on 2 years he forgot about them.
and now he's off spending again!
Muppet.
and now he's off spending again!
Muppet.
Looks like deeek has just taken him by surprise at the back door
I really want Paul Black to rip the piss out of him for always stealing his patter
I’m almost certain he done a Q&A before where someone asked who his fave if account was and he said Mario.
If ya don’t know, get to know!!
With the amount of ‘gutting this hoose’ he does and the constant redecorating how has he managed to lose track of cushion covers for 2 years?! The Monica cupboards must be absolutely rammed full of crap.
He didI’m almost certain he done a Q&A before where someone asked who his fave if account was and he said Mario.
If ya don’t know, get to know!!
it was only a few months ago! He also done an impression of Mario and Derek on TikTok (tictic, that vile app!!!!) 
So Mario only noticed this year that Easter has become like a second Christmas to some people? Pull the other one, it's been like it for years on Facebook and instagram. Definitely copying that Paul fella
A canny find that videoHe did
Well, that answers a lot of our questions. Marion boils her mince 
My mum made me brown the mince when I was a teenager learning to cook and I’ve never forgotten that.
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Or a cat scratching post
Boils mince? I’ve never heard of that in my life!!Well, that answers a lot of our questions. Marion boils her mince
Aye he did lol. Mario probably thought he was genuineI’m almost certain he done a Q&A before where someone asked who his fave if account was and he said Mario.
If ya don’t know, get to know!!
Proof that he has a spending disease when he forgets buying cushion covers and vases 
Been on here to read have you Mario?!
Been on here to read have you Mario?!
Never in my life have I heard of boiling mince. Is that seriously a thing? 
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