Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[Caw1982]

Another day, another mirror wave in his dressing gown.
I can't deal.
How hard is it cleaning up after 2 adults.
Also the soundtracks to his videos.
He's almost just ruined Celine for me!!!!
I personally hope someone finds him one of those rogue Kinder eggs!!!!

 

[Rayne]

How are you, ma luvlies? Sorry I’ve no been oan this app (its no ma joab, but if ye know, ye know). Am away on a bespoke holibags to a wee boutique hotel in the unknown region of Turkey (nae chicken) provided by that wee small company Jet2. Love to support a small business me, smell the wealth

Can’t believe oot Marion isnae daein Easter this year, pure gutted. Was waiting for wee Deek to get his bunnit oan and to get lost on an Easter egg hunt in that big cupboard in the kitchen and oot the back. Suppose ye cannae put eggs oot in Junkieville though, they’ll be aff with them and the poor wee scone would be breaking his heart. Nae even an Easter garland though. Just shocking, Marion.

Are you getting turkey teef done ma lovely marion style?

 

[Babybail93]

Another day, another mirror wave in his dressing gown.
I can't deal.
How hard is it cleaning up after 2 adults.
Also the soundtracks to his videos.
He's almost just ruined Celine for me!!!!
I personally hope someone finds him one of those rogue Kinder eggs!!!!

It’s the face he is always pulling that does me in. The gurning, squint because she cannae see

 

[Rayne]

He’s just so bleeping miserable, guilt tripping parents for buying their kids Easter things. So what if they chose to buy them more than eggs or give money its upto them if they can afford it. Does he not think the kids will be happy, just like wee rayn would have been happy if he had bought her new toys for her birthday today?

 

[Macmama]

Are you getting turkey teef done ma lovely marion style?

Ah cannae ruin aw the surprises hen. But a wee Turkey teef jurnee would suit me just fine so aye. Nae sure I can afford such wealth in these economic times, but we move!

Keep looking at the wee kids club slide and splash pool and hinkin’ how much wee Deek would love a go, it’s just his size. Shame Marion spunks all his dosh oan shite and no getting someone to fly them tae Turkey (in a bespoke wee Jet2 plane so aye).

 

[Babybail93]

Ah cannae ruin aw the surprises hen. But a wee Turkey teef jurnee would suit me just fine so aye. Nae sure I can afford such wealth in these economic times, but we move!

Keep looking at the wee kids club slide and splash pool and hinkin’ how much wee Deek would love a go, it’s just his size. Shame Marion spunks all his dosh oan shite and no getting someone to fly them tae Turkey (in a bespoke wee Jet2 plane so aye).

I’m going on a bespoke jurneh tae Lanzarote soon on that small business, Jet2. Although am no sure the noo because holidays are so commercial. I don’t want Melanie thinking I’m wasting Ma money on memories or making ma family happy. Might just save the money and get some stuff I dinnae need. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Well good morning ma lovelies and happy Easter tae youse aw. May your wee purses be empty the morrow, so aye. I'm absolootley not arsed with people setting their Easter dining tables, I'm not arsed at aw. I'm fine, absolootley fine. So aye, had myself a wee chrome book for Easter, for all ma wurkey bets, so aye.

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

He’s registered on companies bedsit hen, he’s no got a front and back door

Omg this has just won the internet this day hen. Bravo hen. Bravo

 

[Poptart]

What a bleeping miserable bitter wee bleep he is this morning. That's all I'm saying the day!

 

[MarionWaffle]

Aye that’s right you hole. You spray that strong spray in the scent cheap, manufactured, poisonous and lung killing especially to cats all over your bedsit. What a bleeping idiot you are. I hope to Christ you read here today as you deserve everything everyone is saying about you. We move!
You’re a first class, miserable, delusional fukwit.
Anyway Happy Easter ma lovelies! I’m on ma holidays in the sun, ma wealth is burnin.

 

[SuzyE]

You either like coffee or you don't
Mario, you really are a stupid man child. Let that sink in.

 

[Skyflier6727]

I think he’s crabbit as there’s no room for him to store Easter tat so he’s trying to take the high ground about commercialisation

He’s on the come doon from the padded cell reveal and is now crabbit. The one time where it’s feasible to spend money on your kids and he’s playing the miser card. No doubt saving up for more bespoke brown leaves to honour the patron saint of autumn!

 

[Babybail93]

You either like coffee or you don't
Mario, you really are a stupid man child. Let that sink in.

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They all do this on Instagram. Lie about the most pointless things. Hinch always said she doesn’t like hot drinks, but now she’s always mentioning a “cuppa”. He just copies people that are also cunts

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He’s such a salty sad sack. “When did eveywun start getting claze and money” - it’s pretty standard for children to get some new clothes / an Easter outfit also a nice spring day out is pretty typical too! He’s livid because he’s spunked all his last wage on the bedroom redecoration journey and now has nothing left until Derek gets paid.

I’m away to bottle feed some lambs with my niece! hope all you lovlies have a lovely Easter!! mwah

 

[SuzyE]

Bleurgh, he's boiling his mince again

 

[Dawn Dayn]

That would require a brain. He did not even know how to put a link to any of his purchases in his stories

Remember when he thought linking things would give away his home address.

Well good morning ma lovelies and happy Easter tae youse aw. May your wee purses be empty the morrow, so aye. I'm absolootley not arsed with people setting their Easter dining tables, I'm not arsed at aw. I'm fine, absolootley fine. So aye, had myself a wee chrome book for Easter, for all ma wurkey bets, so aye.
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Ah, I think you're right, he literally doesn't have a table to set. He could fit one in, if he chucked out some of the tat.

 

[Babybail93]

Bleurgh, he's boiling his mince again

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I wonder how much salt that veg water has in it?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Rayn’s Log

“Day 1825 in captivity. The beaky bleep has now displayed feather dusters aroon the bedroom. He’s a prick. Ah often sit and look oot the windae of this utter shitehole and think how did ah end up in the hole of hell. Ah could huv been ah rich cat in Bearsden or a hipster cat in Finnieston but this is the paw Ave been dealt wae. As for ma escape plans, the beaky cunts washing machine is getting replaced so am gawn tae hide in the auld drum when it’s been taken away and as soon as am oot this building am aff. Ave used Beakys new laptop tae Google the address ah the local cat rescue so it’s just Ah case ah waiting patiently and then we move, literally.”

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Bleurgh, he's boiling his mince again

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Mince, on Easter Sunday, he is so weird clearly broke who has a crap dinner like that at Easter. I'm outraged ma lovelies.

 

[Babybail93]

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Rayn’s Log

“Day 1825 in captivity. The beaky bleep has now displayed feather dusters aroon the bedroom. He’s a prick. Ah often sit and look oot the windae of this utter shitehole and think how did ah end up in the hole of hell. Ah could huv been ah rich cat in Bearsden or a hipster cat in Finnieston but this is the paw Ave been dealt wae. As for ma escape plans, the beaky cunts washing machine is getting replaced so am gawn tae hide in the auld drum when it’s been taken away and as soon as am oot this building am aff. Ave used Beakys new laptop tae Google the address ah the local cat rescue so it’s just Ah case ah waiting patiently and then we move, literally.”

If that was the view from my bedroom window them blinds would be lowered and tilted so I didn’t have to look at it. What a tit hole