Every time he mentions his straighteners it makes me crease! He clearly cuts his own hair too because no reputable barber would cut anyone’s hair like that, it looks like he’s had an electric shock and never recovered!
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Is that a mirror from a dolls house Also why does a grown man hoard so much make up that he never seems to wear. I think he's got a shopping addiction for buying shite he doesn't actually need. How many fuckin tables does a one bedroom flat need
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Is that a mirror from a dolls house Also why does a grown man hoard so much make up that he never seems to wear. I think he's got a shopping addiction for buying shite he doesn't actually need. How many fuckin tables does a one bedroom flat need
That’s exactly why he doesn’t call us out. He won’t actually spit it out and tell his sheep that it’s Tattle Life that has him enraged. Because he’s afraid that people will come on here and have their eyes opened. Not to mention the brands he “works with” seething what people really think of him.I used to follow him and never really notice how ridiculous he was but since discovering this thread I’m noticing something everyday I see him in Debenhams a lot, I’ll be having to restrain myself from mocking him on the daily
He rarely uses the living room, he's always in the bedroom so needs the TV in there. Bet he will use the living room even less now he has been given free sofas.He’s talking about adding more space to the bedroom. How about you take TV and sling it out the window. Why does one couple in a one bedroom flat need two TVs? Insane.
Think I may have peed a wee bit at this electric shock comment, it could not be more accurateEvery time he mentions his straighteners it makes me crease! He clearly cuts his own hair too because no reputable barber would cut anyone’s hair like that, it looks like he’s had an electric shock and never recovered!
I was also thinking this! Maybe concealer but never saw him wearing a bronzer or highlighter and only ever saw him wearing tan at AM 1st birthday.View attachment 84408
Is that a mirror from a dolls house Also why does a grown man hoard so much make up that he never seems to wear. I think he's got a shopping addiction for buying shite he doesn't actually need. How many fuckin tables does a one bedroom flat need
Well, they are are health (and fire) hazard. One badly timed attempt to lean back and relax and you'll be in A&E with a slipped disc.Bet he will use the living room even less now he has been given free sofas.
Aw you guys must have missed out on the glorious “get ready with me” way back in the day, when he must have put at least 100 products on his face.I was also thinking this! Maybe concealer but never saw him wearing a bronzer or highlighter and only ever saw him wearing tan at AM 1st birthday.
It looks SO shiteThe mirror FFS dead
and he liked to “change the style” of them... wtf..he’s actually bananas. He must be mortified at that gaff.. he can’t actually think it’s sheer stunninAw you guys must have missed out on the glorious “get ready with me” way back in the day, when he must have put at least 100 products on his face.
That was also when he said he would “never” get his eyebrows done professionally, as he was VERY particular about them and he was the only one that could do them perfectly!
He’s been a gobshite from day 1
Is he in Silverburn or Argyle St? Just so I know where to avoidI used to follow him and never really notice how ridiculous he was but since discovering this thread I’m noticing something everyday I see him in Debenhams a lot, I’ll be having to restrain myself from mocking him on the daily
I'm sorry but why the duck does a 40 year old man need this?! He does a wee dod of cream on his face every night, surely a bathroom mirror would suffice? I'd understand if he was maybe doing drag or was a makeup artist but this is just ridiculous. It's him all over though isn't it, a big dressing table just for princess DiMoanio to sit and tell his lovlies how wonderful he is and feck all in the room that would show Derek also lives thereThe mirror FFS dead
No, he spent his OWN money on it!!!!!It looks SO shite
But it’s gifted so it’s pure gawrjuss!!
Stop with the photo, I beg you.Hahahahaha.
I mean is he that impatient and greedy?
He knows that mirror is NOT right, but he didn’t tape the boxes back together and send it back!
because then what would he have to show to the gram?
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