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Does anyone else think they are having problems getting up it three flights of stairs and through the door? Feel like we would have seen it by now.
Aye, he must be about 5 foot 2 max. Derek is even smaller. We saw them on a train and were like, jeezo they look like they:Well if its anything like the lady who has been waiting months, he won’t be getting it anytime soon. And he can’t slag her off cos it was free.
Ah poor St Mario saviour of all tat, he’ll have to sit in his bespoke bed and eat his dinner, oh he already does
Also how tall is St Moanio?
Because that mirror in his bedroom isn’t full length is it?
or is it for him?
Is he 4 foot tall?
a) need a bath
b) stretched
Oh probably, he's no called moanio for nothing! Though he usually bobs up about this time with his 'oh ma lovlies what a day av hud ye widny believe it. So aye, so forth, shamazin' so there's still hope for this evening. Poor Derek's probably had his arse footed for sitting on the arm chair when he should be using the flair or Rayns teepeeI reckon he has took the huff and he is not showing us now
I think Danielle is going to have an angry tattler if she’s gifted mario a couch ... @Tracy2019
Sheer BEAUTIFUL 
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Yuck it’s ugly and tacky ...exactly what I thought it would be
It’s everything we thought it would be......and so fourth!!
Look lively team... Its reveal time
How the duck did y’all see that? The vid cut off as he walked into the sitting room 
has the bastard deleted it?
has the bastard deleted it?So he’s picked out a sofa that doesn’t even go with his new carpets or walls Well done Mario
Well done Mario
Bespoke cushions 
absolutely crying
absolutely crying That is absolutely swinging
I actually laughed out loud when he said he just kens it’s gonne stand the test of time aye right Melvin that cardboard sofa with cotton wool filled cushions will last three months!!!
I actually laughed out loud when he said he just kens it’s gonne stand the test of time
aye right Melvin that cardboard sofa with cotton wool filled cushions will last three months!!!Vile customer service
I’d like to think Mario would feel ashamed about this. But he doesn’t give a flying duck about anyone other than himself
Where are you supposed to sit? Theres about 10 cm of actual sitting space. Gross.
Mine too! I didn’t see the sofasHow the duck did y’all see that? The vid cut off as he walked into the sitting room
Oh the cushions are SOO thick - match their new owner then 
(Note my correct spelling of their despite the fact we actually went to the same school
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(Note my correct spelling of their despite the fact we actually went to the same school
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