Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[Fanta lemon]

I cannot fathom wrapping plastic around kitchen work tops.. I’d live in fear of putting a hot pan down and melting the arse out of it

It's actually "faddum" my lovely

 

[SuzyE]

He's the only one l know that has sticky back plastic on their kitchen units. The last time l used it was when l backed my school books with it

 

[Booboo76]

It's actually "faddum" my lovely

You beat me to it

 

[laynelo_]

It’s not even as if it’s a new thing. He has the bleeping things re wrapped twice a year!

Reminds me of my maw, she re-wallpapers the feature wall in her living room twice a year cause she “gets bored of looking at it”

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

It's actually "faddum" my lovely

Sorry hen swerving right back to ma Laine

 

[Johnnoijones]

He's the only one l know that has sticky back plastic on their kitchen units. The last time l used it was when l backed my school books with it

I was poor I had to use woodchip wallpaper

 

[ferretmcferret]

Look at the size of that napper

 

[Doodlebug71]

Look at the size of that napper

It's like a bleeping eclipse in paisley hen so aye ma page ma rules

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

I bet he’s bringing out a Valemtim.. Valen’s… V-da… that day range with oor Hannah.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Wonder if he will be oan or aff this app this weekend.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Wonder if he will be oan or aff this app this weekend.

Wan hing for sure hen is he will be oan the shitter aww weekend wae his bespoke IBS explosions smashing the shitter up ....again

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Wonder if he will be oan or aff this app this weekend.

Well his content is as thin as his hair, so possibly we'll be treatit to a wee haul, a beige dinner, and home to the bumming fort by 2pm.

 

[jxhx]

Wonder if he will be oan or aff this app this weekend.

But it's no his joab ma lovely so who knows?

 

[utterlybespokeusername]

Well his content is as thin as his hair, so possibly we'll be treatit to a wee haul, a beige dinner, and home to the bumming fort by 2pm.

Same as every other weekend then. Thrilling

 

[menopausalmargrit]

You couldnae write it - he’s teamed up with AMA for a Vallance Day competition to give away a velveteer.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

You couldnae write it - he’s teamed up with AMA for a Vallance Day competition to give away a velveteer.

I called it!

And absolutely dying at the fact they’ve both tagged the wrong Mario account MULTIPLE times in the post

 

[Sloppys]

Do we think she brought him his velveteer?

ETA - notice how she refers to him as one of her best friends on instagram not best friend in real life, just best friends on the app

 

[DesperadosRUs]

It doesn’t go with the bread bin or the other wooden bits & pieces either. Which I think was probably done on purpose so he can go out and buy more tat so that it all matches.
maybe he’ll have the kitchen floor done at the same time as the lounge, isn’t he meant to be having laminate put in there at some point this year?

Hahaaaaa Ken that’s what i wiz thinkin Tay

 

[mammaof3]

But the grunt doesnae do Valens day.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

See in that video of the new sticker bunkers, the cat looks like it’s goat the serious heebie jeebies