A 16 minute visit to his sister’s care home was his “special place to visit” ? 
what a fud!
what a fud!
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Ma niece isny even a year old and she’s got a better social life than him so aye.
My granny is in her 80's and she has a better social life than him.
Youse are all bastards. 
That oven clean though, why not light a wax melt too in there. 
God help him in twenty thirty years, he won't be able to stagger to the bus stop without a lie down.
That oven clean though, why not light a wax melt too in there. God help him in twenty thirty years, he won't be able to stagger to the bus stop without a lie down.
The cosy corner is made up for what looks like a cheeky wee sesh for oor Margo and Dimdum Derek tonight
Let’s hope she’s had a douche
Let’s hope she’s had a douche
Anyone else feel like they’ve seen that wee whallopers Christmas tree more than their own? Boring wee borrower 🥱
I dinny even know he had a tree up ma luvlie
Maybe you have some bespoke Kerry Katona eyes like our Marion, big love to you luvlie xo
What age is he?!? He’ll be making a wee den for him and Deek next 
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His next tray of McCain oven chips will be glad of a wee bespoke clean next time he “cooks” 
Wee arse trolling after I correctly identified his Kandy Bar eclair last year thus proving he broke lockdown rules. 
Pavement spotting - that’s the slope up to Saltcoats train station bastard cannae even climb 4 steps.
Pavement spotting - that’s the slope up to Saltcoats train station bastard cannae even climb 4 steps.
That was it?!. A care home visit, then showing us a duvet night on the sofa.
Ffs Mario, you really have issues to do childish things like that. No wonder your family don't post in the comments, because they have to be embarrassed by you
Ffs Mario, you really have issues to do childish things like that. No wonder your family don't post in the comments, because they have to be embarrassed by you
Lovelies! I think it’s to say that Danyells cast off sofas must be so uncomfortable that they’ve got to pad them out with duvets. Although we already knew this after seeing Derek posed on the sofa like a corpse trying to get some kip. Karma on the begging wee fannys arse. That’s what you get for scrounging freebies you little hole, next time try putting your hand in your purseWhat age is he?!? He’ll be making a wee den for him and Deek next
skinflint! Prick! Tosser!
So he’s going to probably stuff his face with some greasy beige slop. No covers on it… the same man who changes his covers every 2 days.
That 'cosy' corner look like a set up a bottom would make when inviting a top round for netflix and chills. If you know you know
If you know you know 
[Poor Rayn . The kitchen worktop is probably the least toxic place in that hole that isn’t covered in fabreze , Zoflora , wax melts , room sprays , Marios toxic IBS trumpet bum and Deeks joints .Rayn is trying to get to a window for air or to escape again .930992[/ATTACH]
Aye That's how yae get IBS Maz, Cats arse is near enough in yer breed bin hen, get the cat aff the worktops ya manky trout
Firstly, what the duck is a greeting face mess? And secondly, a dream to be on strictly? Can you actually imagine
Marion thinks she’s bleeping famous now ‘greetin face mess’ is Scottish vernacular, ma luvly, so dinnae worry that ye dinnae ken wit it is.View attachment 931575
Firstly, what the duck is a greeting face mess? And secondly, a dream to be on strictly? Can you actually imagine
‘I’ve been crying a lot so my face is a mess’ is a rough translation
am away tae shimmy back intae ma sin lane noo
Cuppla seasons on GoggleBox and he’ll be there hun. So aye. Canny wait to see Mario Paso his Doble.
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