Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Adding £20 for tea box as part of drinks station, don't think there is any other new spending in that little display.
£275.38 + £20 for wooden box = 295.38

Thanks Ma lovely, my bloody bespoke job is getting in my way of account keeping for Mazda!

Removing the £20....£275.38

So current total is £275.38 although I am becoming convinced he is sneaking in purchases and not declaring them because he knows we are tracking them.
Stay alert tattle, any purchases need recorded, I feel like I am slightly slacking because my bespoke job in the colour 'time consuming' means my commitment isn't what it could be. If some of youse hens could swerve outa your lane to keep my up to date I would appreciate it.
Nearly £100 in less than 10 days on pure shite
 
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I hate when he tries to sound and speak posh it just makes him sounds like a right fanny!
 
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I think you’ll find it was the taste “pumpkin” “spice” ma lovelie and no the fragrance, he LOVES the fragrance “pumpkin” “spice” but Mario doesnae do seasonal scents 🥔❤
🥴Ah fair enough… back in ma lain I go!!’
 
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He is so rude. He could have said to them in a DM just let me know if you are sending me anything not bang on about it over stories. If I was them I wouldn’t send him a anything again
 
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He is so rude. He could have said to them in a DM just let me know if you are sending me anything not bang on about it over stories. If I was them I wouldn’t send him a anything again
More fool them for gifting him anything in the first place. I wouldn’t give the bleep the steam off my piss. So aye
 
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I don’t know if it’s been picked up on. But….was it just me or was his wee salad fingers shaking throughout that video? Either the excitement of all his tat or the poor soul needs a butty. I get shakey when I’m hungry mazza xoxo
 
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Just spent some quality time going through my posts to list all the items he has bought, it’s not just the cost that blows my mind but the amount of stuff he has in his tiny flat.

Cake display £13.59
Pumpkin tea light and frame £2
Candles £14.98
Reed diffuser £ 6 (He didn't say so guess at £6?)
Glass sweet jar £3.99
Dunelm reed diffuser £10
Hand wash £2.00
Pumpkin soup bowls £14
Pumpkin salt and pepper £14
Door mat- gifted
Couple of framed 'prints' £13.95 + £7.95
Two packs of leave lights £11.98
Bunting £6.99
Two garlands £10.99
Cauldron wax burner £11.00
Beads £6.99
Two white Essex pumpkins -gifted
Glass pumpkin- bday gift
Fake books- £ can't find price
Autumn mug £12.00
Velvet Pumpkins £18.00
Wooden tray £5.00

Four orange velvet cushions covers £15.98
Takeaway pizza meal + £20 (rough guess).
Fluffy slippers £6.00
Halloween ‘books’ £24.99
2 white pumpkins £23
Woolly wreath £310.38
Pumpkin mug £1
Ceramic pumpkin £4
Small Christmas trees £9.50
Candy cane £5 lights
Triangle wax melt burner £10
Charm collector £6
Glass globe £5
Glass candle plate £1
2 glass vase £2
Oven trays £10.50
Christmas tree skirt £10

£373.38
 
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How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??
 
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Hate how people go on about how avamay was built up through her own hard work, she's only got the following she has through hinch 😂 if hinch didn't become so known I doubt avamay would be anywhere near the following she has
 
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Because they're all sad bastards like you Maz....That's unless you've just posted another 'what never happened' 🙄
He’s so shite at lying also 🤥🙄
Not one sane person would add that bollocks, the bleep is proper full of self importance, he’s as important as shite 💩
 
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Lovelies! Word on the street is Moria has a genius plan tucked away in that big baldy napper of his. He plans to get aw sexy and try and seduce the workies that’s gonna be knocking duck oot his block of flats with a big fat wrecking ball. If grinding his undercarriage all over the wrecking ball and giving the lads his best come tae Home Bargains eyes doesn’t work he has a back up plan in which he will simply shout “DO YOOS NO KNOW WHO AM UUUR”??! And the workies will realise that he’s famous mentally ill and will leave the hoose standing for another day. (I think it’s going to have to be Plan B because Moira is about as arousing as a urine infection as yoos aw know)
Like Only Fans, the specialist market!
 
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How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??
I think his is Marion for he’s forgotten how many people he’s given his address to.
Unless you can just write
Prince of paisley tat cave

and then it turns up at His gaff.
 
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How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??
He said he bought some stuff from them last year, although the way he overshares his life I am fairly confident I know his address too.
 
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Ahhhh those Ava May charm keychains are so bleeping tacky!! She’s bulk buying those charms direct from China and there’s mugs like him collecting them on a keychain like they’re Pandora charms 🥲
Those AM charms are giving me the rage. I’m sure they are just a cheap rework of the tit wine charms you stick around your wine glass 😒😳
 
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Thread suggestion - Demolition dooms, spending money on pure tat is Marion’s mission.
 
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