Hostess with the mostest will be oot with some bespoke vol-au-vants soon and a side of hoos riceMarge, the 80s rang, they want their deccies back
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Who called the lethal soorz getting spilled?! It nearly happened ma lovelies!
Hilarious them trying to dance in the postage stamp and has Mario nicked the Dakota slippers?!?!
Part of me feels sorry for him he has to invite insta randoms to make it look like he has pals , but then I remember he’s a wee dick, so aye and so forth!
tonsa love X x x
Hilarious them trying to dance in the postage stamp and has Mario nicked the Dakota slippers?!?!
Part of me feels sorry for him he has to invite insta randoms to make it look like he has pals , but then I remember he’s a wee dick, so aye and so forth!
tonsa love X x xHahahahaha hoos rice gets me every time!Hostess with the mostest will be oot with some bespoke vol-au-vants soon and a side of hoos rice
Noooo are they doing the slosh? That’s ended me as if his birthday wasn’t tragic enough his fake friends are crammed in the bedsit doing the slosh!! He’s only 6 years older than me and I thought it would be my mum’s generation that did the slosh
That Bruce loose woman gets right on my wick! Something about her. She thinks far too highly of herself. She’s from fife, not Windsor castle
Omg them all crowded in that kitchen reminds me of that father and daughter from Liverpool that go on fb live and have a rave in their kitchen and the daughter climbs the fkin units oot her tits 
please someone know who I mean 
please someone know who I mean 
What a birthday bash he throws...his guests having a great time getting pished and dancing, while he sits on his sofa...in his SLIPPERS...filming them. Weird much!!
So they had a rummage through Mariahs cupboards, apparently aw he does is 'Gut' the hoos oot. . yet those were defo Monica cupboards, shite piled in and duck all organised, we know yer dirty secrets noo hen that's how the flat appears to stay 'clean it's aw surface cleanin I bet ya the side eh your cooker and the back eh yer fridge is pure howfin 
I was waiting for one of them smashing something .If you watch Hannah's stories her and MR are going through wee mazdas kitchen cupboards he's gonna be pure raging
I bet he'll never do this again. His cleaning anxiety will be off the scale right now, so expect to see a full gutting of the hoose tomorrow
it was meeeee (almost) BINGOWho called the lethal soorz getting spilled?! It nearly happened ma lovelies!
Hilarious them trying to dance in the postage stamp and has Mario nicked the Dakota slippers?!?!
Part of me feels sorry for him he has to invite insta randoms to make it look like he has pals , but then I remember he’s a wee dick, so aye and so forth!
Hahahahaha hoos rice gets me every time!
Aye I definitely got a - taking the piss out of him kinda vibe - when they were going through his cupboards. As much as I can’t stand Mario it came across hole behaviour. I can’t bleeping stand MR and her frog eyes and fake laughing. They can all get in the bin.So they had a rummage through Mariahs cupboards, apparently aw he does is 'Gut' the hoos oot. . yet those were defo Monica cupboards, shite piled in and duck all organised, we know yer dirty secrets noo hen that's how the flat appears to stay 'clean it's aw surface cleanin I bet ya the side eh your cooker and the back eh yer fridge is pure howfin
Why do I find this sooo funnyI’m hoping it ends in a massive row
even did a wee bespoke snort 
Correct me if I’m wrong but when they were rooting through his cupboards I definitely heard someone say “remember peppergate” isn’t it just us who called it that or did maz? Because if it’s just us tattle bastards then they’re certainly no friends of his are they, I might be wrong so if anyone knows 
Exhibit A.I wonder if MR and Kayleigh are going into town to meet them….guessing Hannah will be paying for this writing it off as expenses!!!! The minibar looks pitiful…...bet he nicks the slippers
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I am pleased tae say I don't know who any of those imbeciles are - dog rough, aren't they? I'd not want to stand near them at a bus stop, never mind invite them around to my place, but Marlon is such a sad, lonely and desperate head!
I'd not want to stand near them at a bus stop, never mind invite them around to my place, but Marlon is such a sad, lonely and desperate head! 
Calling it now, in next few days he’s gonna say he’s reorganised the kitchen cupboards
I thought that when I heard them say it. They’ve definitely been having a read up on here all along. They were blatantly taking the piss out of him when they were going through the cupboards. I could feel sorry for him, if we didn’t know what a nasty bleep he isCorrect me if I’m wrong but when they were rooting through his cupboards I definitely heard someone say “remember peppergate” isn’t it just us who called it that or did maz? Because if it’s just us tattle bastards then they’re certainly no friends of his are they, I might be wrong so if anyone knows
bleeping hell. The crap behind that door!
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