I panicked! I thought we were about to get whisked off on a nail jurneee then I realised that this wasn’t his hand 
phew!
phew!
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I did a double-take at that as well!I panicked! I thought we were about to get whisked off on a nail jurneee then I realised that this wasn’t his hand
Hope this doesn't now give him any ideas.
Loads of wax melt companies make Tom Ford dupes, surprised he's not fumming about this quite frankly
Ok, which one of you went into Debenhams today pretending that he’s saved you and blew smoke up his a?
Having a bit of a problem there with the word reiterated Melvin? It's similar to the problem we have with you claiming to turn water into Windolene (still love that analogy, can't remember who said it), and gifting your hunners of lovelies a glorious life with just a wee pinch of the powerful Melvin message.
"I wish I could just pull the plug on this" yes Melvin, we know the feeling.
Followed in the next breath "I wish I could be on here all the time"
Christ Melvin, you are giving me whiplash
Followed in the next breath "I wish I could be on here all the time"
Christ Melvin, you are giving me whiplash
Right I only got through half of that tit during the break of Modern Family. 
Just tell me...do we find out what Leanne n James’ deep dark secret was that the Saviour himself unknowingly guided them through?
Just tell me...do we find out what Leanne n James’ deep dark secret was that the Saviour himself unknowingly guided them through?
If Mario gave Leanne her life back I can’t even begin to imagine what her life was like prior. Further to that, what did he do to give Leanne her life back? Moaned about being no well? Moaned about the council? Moaned about Derek eating a full bar of chocolate? Moaned about how cold it is? Moaned about JD? Moaned about Hermes? Moaned about the postman? Moaned about the new houses being built? Moaned about the rat infestation?
Why the duck does he continue to try and use the word reiterated....“iriterated” what even is that?! Silly b.
I know - it was rather ‘reiterating’
Christ on a crackpipe. So James said “thanks for giving me my wife back” fml. Maybe she sees what a cringe worthy state he is and it’s made her feel better about her life. That she doesn’t have rats in her loft. That the council doesn’t break into her house. Maybe she said to James duck we think we have it bad come and see the nick of this wee fancy on Instagram. I can’t he is just so self obsessed I had to actually pause the vids as I couldn’t watch for cringing.
Right you horrible lot. I've just had to watch that guff 3 times to take in what he's actually warbling on about cos I spent the first 2 views looking for screenshot gold (and failing)!
I blame all youse
I blame all youse
Did anyone ever watch Summer Heights High?
He reminds me of Mr G....
He reminds me of Mr G....
He also never seems to sit and show all the gifts He had been sent which means no one mrs he sending him any. For the amount of followers he has he has made a right a of his account. I know someone who has 13,000 and gets sent loads of clothes, invited to our for meals and to events he isn’t even getting sent the latest fabulosa scents lol I did notice thought that when everyone else went to that Lakeland event all of a sudden the next day for the first time in ages he starts reminding people he has discount codes and taking about products.
I think he's more like Ja'mai King, the way that he is self-obsessed, and even the way be pronounces "I love it" sometimes (when you know he's actually really jealous, like when he was looking at Mrs Hinches colouring book)
What the duck was that messed up tit show? I'm sure insta ducks with his stories on purpose. One minute he's praying for Leanne (He knows good things are coming it's a FACT people!) and the next he's flogging wax melts. On a side note, valentines gifts wax melts that smell like laundry? Yeah that's well romantic 
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