Your bespoke mission, ma lovelie, should you choose to accept it, is to report back on any or all of the maid's gaffes!That would be me... my ex's other half works there... think he's made a few gaffs but apparently he's quite popular ffs.
Your bespoke mission, ma lovelie, should you choose to accept it, is to report back on any or all of the maid's gaffes!That would be me... my ex's other half works there... think he's made a few gaffs but apparently he's quite popular ffs.
Ah'll dae ma bestYour bespoke mission, ma lovelie, should you choose to accept it, is to report back on any or all of the maid's gaffes!
Was he wearing his boujee size 6 plastic primarnis ma lovelie? Tattie heartsMa lovelies he was spotted alive in well in the Dargavel area confirmed sighting.
Remember not to put any cheese on it ma lovelie.Hellllooooo ma luvliees!
So aye happy Friyayyy tae ye awww. Aβm absolooootely fine. A really um. Just going tae take a few days away fae here. Instagram isny ma life and a fink ye aw need to undesttawn that.
Um gawny huv a nice cozy night wae Derek and Rayn. With a wee Boujee cheese board and Gin.
So aye thatβs it. Am fine totally fine ma luvlieesss.
I wonder if the Christmas Santa butter has turned into cheese yet?Remember not to put any cheese on it ma lovelie.
The what?! I think we're going to get through a whole thread before Mario surfaces.I wonder if the Christmas Santa butter has turned into cheese yet?
He bought a butter at Christmas that was the shape of a Santa, claimed he was so excited to use it. Then weeks later he showed the inside of his fridge after coming home with the shopping and it was still in there, unopened, totally untouched. We spotted it a few more times before he finally binned itThe what?! I think we're going to get through a whole thread before Mario surfaces.
Bet Marions fewwwmin he canny hoover whilst the footies on.Ma lovlies, I think I know whatβs happened. Wee Deek has put his fut down as the Euros are on for the next month and heβs intending to enjoy the fitba while getting baked. Heβs no time for Marionβs nonsense and Marion has taken a huge huff.
Derek is moving into his ain lain and we have radio silence Win, win all round.
whosever idea that was at morrisonβs HQ needs sacked ASAP.View attachment 613450
Christ on a bike.
Well, if it isn't the seasonal Santa butt plug spread from last Christmas in the Tat Cave!View attachment 613450
Christ on a bike.
Get intae his hi lights ma luvlee ...make sure you have a tena lady oan tho you will be pure flooding yer knickersHello ma lovelies, i hope you are all well. This thread has fairly been quiter the last couple of days since Marion went into hiding AGAIN.
I started reading Marion's 1st thread on here to see what laughs i could have but it's not quite the same as the laughs on the current thread. Hurry on back Marion ma lovelie!
I'll save that for the morra ma lovelie, i dinna want to wash the wahful effect aff ma bedding we peeing ma bed.Get intae his hi lights ma luvlee ...make sure you have a tena lady oan tho you will be pure flooding yer knickers
Who got Santa and who got Snowman?Well, if it isn't the seasonal Santa butt plug spread from last Christmas in the Tat Cave!
well if Marion is as selfish as we think he is, he took the snowman cos itβs ribbedWho got Santa and who got Snowman?