Cleaning with Mario #142 He’s officially back, no gout about it.

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mammaof3

mammaof3

Thread title winner is @UndeclaredAd with ''he’s officially back, no gout about it.''

Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

Pyoor wish I could have seen him hysterically crying fae the pain of the gout Quick quick deek, give me the antibiotics, my goat is killing me!
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Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

Happy new thread day vile wummin bleeps, courtesy of @AwwCosyWivDeek Update, he's oot his comma and back tae hunners of DMs. Away shopping today as his klarna limit has been topped up. Hoping for a pichure of the Chinese shart looking brunch also. Keep tattling!!
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Derek has glasses.
Mario has got new glasses.
Mario has GOUT.
Mario HATES his ''safe space''.
Cannae afford a mortgage.
Had flu.
and
The squirrels are back.


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Daisy Uncle

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I thought I was in the bespoke off topic bleep wimmin thread when I started whining about my specs. 😐 I'm very very stressed on this dayn of dawn, I'll probably have flu three times before bedtime.
 
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MrsJ2000

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Daisy Uncle said:
I thought I was in the bespoke off topic bleep wimmin thread when I started whining about my specs. 😐 I'm very very stressed on this dayn of dawn, I'll probably have flu three times before bedtime.
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Only 3 😂 Spine bright my lovely, at least you’re not Moanio 🥔🩷
 
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SuzyE

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He promises he's happy in his latest story. Try telling your fat face that you miserable git 😂

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Status:PiningTheBog

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A new thread 🤗 so much on offer and newness. 🍾
I watched his dots of doom yesterday, he’s a waddling, waffling ick, his filter doesn’t cover his neck, he’s so pasty and he’s got a big red spot, grim, and the dressing gown with nothing underneath it. The only thing that could distract me was his hair. How does he only have 2000 hairs but they grow in 47000 different directions?! Bonkers!
 
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Swipeupguyzzz

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SuzyE said:
He promises he's happy in his latest story. Try telling your fat face that you miserable git 😂

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Can't actually believe he stood outside and filmed that the absolute fan. Yeah such a g in yer granny's scarf and fake air pods beaky. Crims must be bricking it seeing you on patrol outside the polis station 🙄
 
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Madge2022

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Is he gonna go see Five lol
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Kin he count that high?

Just watched dots of doom, wants specsavers to just have him in to try on glasses with nobody else, King Mario and security compromised 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm serviced by specsavers and haven't ever noticed it being very busy when picking new specs. He's right about being a boring b, on point said. 👌

So, he doesn't wear glasses as he can see too much. Probably why his cleaning is so shocking for being a profeshunal.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

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Maybe If he didn’t go on a Saturday to specsavers it wouldn’t be so busy, I wear glasses all the time it’s only way to get used to them I don’t only wear them indoors AND your only causing more strain on your eyes not wearing them. Such an idiot everything is backwards.

Scarf is as old as Marion. Never seen anyone with see through hair, honestly his haircut is wild.
 
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Noseybonk

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FFS - Sheep that I am, I need to join the glasses talk.

My contact lenses are from that small business Asda, as I binned Specsavers off years ago. Ma comfy glasses from Asda (worn for tv in bed etc) broke and so I got Mr Noseybonk to order me some online.
I had them for about 2 years but then broke the arm off 🫣. I left it on the side and it vanished. We think the cat has run off with it 🤣

I asked Mr Noseybonk to order me the exact same again (not expensive or flashy- just ugly comfy flssses for in the hoose). They came and they are blurry as duck. He’s bought some varifocal things I didn’t ask for and I hate them.

So I am currently hard of glasses. I have contact lenses or the eyesight of a blind Nikita dug without them until I order my own glasses and will probably just give in and sort in Asda over the weekend. So aye! FACTUAL
 
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Zofloragirl

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Sorry but surely he filmed that video for our benefit. No one in their right mind would film themselves, from that angle, making those ridiculous faces.
 
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mammaof3

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mammaof3

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He has no original content and never gets it right.

There are 91 reels with that audio on IG and 3608 on TT
Examples of how you are supposed use that audio.


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