Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Cagayu]

Jesus Christ. I’ve just been watching and actually shrieked with laughter at ‘speeyonjay’
I’m not sure if he’s harmless and a bit simple or sleekit

Him and John are the Poundland version of Derek and Mario

 

[twilightgarden]

Him and John are the Poundland version of Derek and Mario

That says a lot! Mario is pretty Poundstretcher himself.
I’m so touched I’m G’s favourite ZoFlo

 

[Cagayu]

That says a lot! Mario is pretty Poundstretcher himself.
I’m so touched I’m G’s favourite ZoFlo

This is true... mario loves his middle class hun aesthetic whereas Garthy’s gaff is..... ermmm.... grim

 

[Bluetomato]

Ah the cleaning thread, those were the days. Marion would have always needed his own thread though - He’s far too boujie to be amongst the other cleaning accounts.

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Well ma lovelies I’d just like to announce

If the work ‘organisms’ doesn’t make the next thread title I will douse myself in febreeze and spark a Tom Ford Mario waxmelt and go up in flames.

so aye

 

[Noseycow2020]

Thread suggestion
#15 Organisms with mario

 

[Badaboom]

I couldn't stop laughing. He needs a thread!!! King goon

He featured quite heavily on the old insta cleaners thread and it didn’t end well, so I doubt he would get his own thread now. He is not as harmless as he makes out, although he did come up with the best insult ever (Tesco laptop anyone?) so I will forgive him a little.

I was actually surprised that Melv mentioned his work, although he did skim over it faster than a fast thing. I think if he loses his job (genuinely hope he doesn’t) but if he did, I think he will try and do insta full time.

Also, what did he mean Derek works 40 hours like he was being worked to the bone? My basic is 43! It makes me wonder how many hours Melv usually works? 40 is an average full time job isn’t it?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

My phone couldn’t cope with all the dots and froze at the point where I was trying to work out if he was asking for help with his orgasms or organisms.

 

[Fickledipped19]

Jesus Christ. I’ve just been watching and actually shrieked with laughter at ‘speeyonjay’
I’m not sure if he’s harmless and a bit simple or sleekit

Just watched it, I am absolutely dead at speeyonjay RIP

 

[Henny Penny]

Oh god.. this thread is hilarious!
however- do any of you actually sit through ALL of those stories!??? I cant cope

 

[Badaboom]

Oh god.. this thread is hilarious!
however- do any of you actually sit through ALL of those stories!??? I cant cope

I did - you CAN do it, stay strong, we are all behind you. You’ve got this.

 

[Smirkymirky]

Oh god.. this thread is hilarious!
however- do any of you actually sit through ALL of those stories!??? I cant cope

He's the gift that keeps giving. Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't - my phones not insured for flying across rooms

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Oh god.. this thread is hilarious!
however- do any of you actually sit through ALL of those stories!??? I cant cope

No. It’s humanly impossible. His rabble is incomprehensible when he’s only posted a few stories, never mind 74 dots! I skip through most and will go back to watch certain ones based on the comments on here

 

[Be More Pacific]

Well ma lovelies I’d just like to announce

If the work ‘organisms’ doesn’t make the next thread title I will douse myself in febreeze and spark a Tom Ford Mario waxmelt and go up in flames.

so aye

Cleaning with Mario #15 Bespoke Instagram Organisms

 

[Raindropsonroses]

Just catching up on his Q&A session....is this bleep for real....his command of the English language is laughable and he really believes he’s the big I am in the insta world! I’ve watched today’s stories and cringed the whole way through!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I wonder if Melvin uses a Speeeonjay to clean up after his organisms.

I just tried to explain to the other half why I was laughing so much. He didn’t get it

 

[twilightgarden]

Just watched it, I am absolutely dead at speeyonjay RIP

I laughed so much the first time he said it. Laughing now at the thought Once I composed myself, I went back to watch the rest of his stories and he kept saying it! He’s so serious as well.
As our Mario would say ah cannae cope!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

If the old cleaning thread was still around we'd definitely need a thread titled 'Speeonjay and Jaii Dee'

 

[twilightgarden]

If the old cleaning thread was still around we'd definitely need a thread titled 'Speeonjay and Jaii Dee'

Don’t forget Herms!

I wonder if Melvin uses a Speeeonjay to clean up after his organisms.

I just tried to explain to the other half why I was laughing so much. He didn’t get it

The plush bespoke sofas would need a ‘deep clean’ with the speeonjay!

nae debates.

 

[Badaboom]

If the old cleaning thread was still around we'd definitely need a thread titled 'Speeonjay and Jaii Dee'

I sometimes wonder if we would be allowed an Instagram cleaners reminiscing thread so we could remember all the good times and the accounts that sustained us.