Oh my god I just can’t cope with him today.
1. MORE BEAUTY PRODUCTS?? Does he have a storage locker somewhere he keeps all of his shower gels? Seriously, why does he need so many?
2. MORE WAX BURNERS!! Where the HELL is he putting them all? I have two in my house, I consider a third but I don’t think I can justify it. He has at least like what.. 12?
3. MORE OF THE PLUG INS? What a selfish bastard ‘there was only four on the shelf so I had to take two’ not like you don’t now have 8 of the bleeping things at home!!!!!
4. Who buys that many car air fresheners in one go? And then writes he wants to order more. I honestly despair. Do they even have a damn car yet??!!
5. Your one bedroom flat would be perfectly fine Mario if you stopped buying tit!!!
6. I counted 13 stories about that very simple scratching post. What else is there to say other than ‘This is a scratching post for the cat’.
7. Nae debates on how much he loves his cat. She’s the most spoilt cat in the world. She loves her wee cluttered flat that is constantly filled with fumes and her pure gawjus bespoke bed in the hallway.
8. I don’t get how he can say we don’t know anything about his life. He stories constantly, he tours his flat almost daily and even writes himself his Instagram is ‘all areas of his life’.
