Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.

[mammaof3]

Thread title winner @Rayne
He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts

Cleaning with Mario #131 Why does it always rain on me 🎶

Sunday. I think if you are going to use your page to appeal to followers then post something that isn't littered with spelling and grammar mistakes. FFS he could have asked Johnny to write something. Shockingly, Mario has signed the open letter. Derek hasn't. This doesn't...

tattle.life

Previous thread here.

Cleaning with Mario #131 Why does it always rain on me 🎶

Thanks tae oor wee @mammaof3 fae this suggestion wae the most votes --- I hud tae dae a quick wee new thread as the old wan was oan 56 pages and it was making me antsy. Just in time fae her ringing the cooncil! I feel with this recent turn of events we’ll be flying through this wan

tattle.life

Recap
It rained inta his hoose so he ranted, then due to lack of sleep he fake slept on the sofa.
He wants to be a cheerleader.
Put up a post with a link to support Creative Scotland's loss of funding.
He got a gold-tone bracelet far his 41st birthday.
He went oot for fine dining, back in bed far 8 pm, then deleted his posts.
PR cosyseason package from Soph and he wet his panties.

 

[Ferguson]

On this dayn of new thread
Currently sat in my garden
Washing on the line.
Soaking up some rays
Friends popping over for a BBQ and drinks.
That pedalo is sat in his bedsit bleeping about with plastic pumpkins and wooly hats.

Wilma C xx

 

[mammaof3]

Saturday's offerings.

 

[Caw1982]

Causally sat with 320 oils and 408 wax melts in my basket blocking anyone else from procuring - not that it looks like anyone has

 

[Madge2022]

Did the same not happen last year, putting up autumn tat while his moobs were sweaty fae the bespoke heatwave?

The Tron are selling aff his Bungle skin

 

[Pepsi]

Ok own up, which one of yous is secretly wanting tae cosy up and wear a bobbly hat? No me
So much newness oan offer with this new wintum thread.
Sent fae may iphone, sitting ootside in the sun oan ma decking in ma massive garden so aye

 

[Licketyspit]

I actually went in and got changed into shorts and a strapless top because I'm going to that place abroad, to hang aboot a reception and annoy the staff, in three weeks and I don't want tan lines hens.
Sweating oot ma pits here.
Got the music on and reading my kindle and here of course. Not a shopping trolley or container in sight. Where did I go wrang hens? Nae hamper or Winter clobber wis sent to me.

 

[OhhBacon]

That best seller of a scent 'Autumn Leaves' has sold 100 units since I started tracking; when they were released.

So at £8 a pop thats £800 if Marion gets 10% he has earned the sum of £80. Don't forget to pay tax on that Mazda!!!!

 

[Ferguson]

That best seller of a scent 'Autumn Leaves' has sold 100 units since I started tracking; when they were released.

So at £8 a pop thats £800 if Marion gets 10% he has earned the sum of £80. Don't forget to pay tax on that Mazda!!!!

Eight pound?? Eight bleeping quid?
Huz Hannah Square jaw been smoking Crack?

 

[mammaof3]

Stats and his tat.

ETA just saw it's already posted lol.

Not sure on the starting stock but previous 1494 and 493 courtesy of @AwwCosyWivDeek.
Possibly 1500 and 500.


Melts.

Oil.

Stats.

 

[Ratgrrl]

Thread title winner @Rayne
He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts

Cleaning with Mario #131 Why does it always rain on me 🎶

Sunday. I think if you are going to use your page to appeal to followers then post something that isn't littered with spelling and grammar mistakes. FFS he could have asked Johnny to write something. Shockingly, Mario has signed the open letter. Derek hasn't. This doesn't...

tattle.life

Previous thread here.

Cleaning with Mario #131 Why does it always rain on me 🎶

Thanks tae oor wee @mammaof3 fae this suggestion wae the most votes --- I hud tae dae a quick wee new thread as the old wan was oan 56 pages and it was making me antsy. Just in time fae her ringing the cooncil! I feel with this recent turn of events we’ll be flying through this wan

tattle.life

Recap
It rained inta his hoose so he ranted, then due to lack of sleep he fake slept on the sofa.
He wants to be a cheerleader.
Put up a post with a link to support Creative Scotland's loss of funding.
He got a gold-tone bracelet far his 41st birthday.
He went oot for fine dining, back in bed far 8 pm, then deleted his posts.
PR cosyseason package from Soph and he wet his panties.

Not forgetting,he didn't have a happy birthday comment off his idol,Hinch,yet she was commenting on Molly-Mae's posts
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I have been to Aldi and Greggs today,hens.I usually work a Saturday,but have today off cos I'm working tomorrow.I felt like a Mario,going round the shops on a Saturday.However,I'm not wrapped up in a cosy bobble hat and scarf.Its bleeping over 20°

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Not forgetting,he didn't have a happy birthday comment off his idol,Hinch,yet she was commenting on Molly-Mae's posts
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I have been to Aldi and Greggs today,hens.I usually work a Saturday,but have today off cos I'm working tomorrow.I felt like a Mario,going round the shops on a Saturday.However,I'm not wrapped up in a cosy bobble hat and scarf.Its bleeping over 20°

Good to see you supporting they small businesses hen!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Happy new cosy thread. Currently sat in the hot tub with a sex on the beach, melting my tits off. I'm doing it all wrong, I should be wrapped up in a hoosecoat with a chai latte and the heating oan.
Hay Saturday
Hay not autumn
Stop your pishing or I'll be phoning the cooncil
(Whoever posted that tiktok, thanks so much I cannae get it oot ma heed.)

 

[Madge2022]

That best seller of a scent 'Autumn Leaves' has sold 100 units since I started tracking; when they were released.

So at £8 a pop thats £800 if Marion gets 10% he has earned the sum of £80. Don't forget to pay tax on that Mazda!!!!

Well, seeing as aw youse vile bleep wummin hud already bought autumn stuff in summer (pyoor ) he's left it too late for an autumn launch. Does that make youse the queens of autumn

 

[Anti-influencer]

Happy new cosy thread. Currently sat in the hot tub with a sex on the beach, melting my tits off. I'm doing it all wrong, I should be wrapped up in a hoosecoat with a chai latte and the heating oan.
Hay Saturday
Hay not autumn
Stop your pishing or I'll be phoning the cooncil
(Whoever posted that tiktok, thanks so much I cannae get it oot ma heed.)


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Pissing ma knickers at wee Deek the pumpkin

 

[FakeAF]

Today’s dots of doom audio in the voice of SJP, should be edited to:
“There’s a time of year in New York (in America), even before the first leaves falls…”

FML Marma, it’s pyoor cracking the bespoke sidewalks pavements in the North West of that small business England today. My wee menopausal hormones are boiling their norks off and you’re giving us an overview of youse autumnal wares in the scent B&M. I can’t. I just can’t. 🫠
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Also hurrah. It’s new thread day. So much on offer and newness. Factual.
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Causally sat with 320 oils and 408 wax melts in my basket blocking anyone else from procuring - not that it looks like anyone has

Genius hen.

 

[Noseybonk]

Did the same not happen last year, putting up autumn tat while his moobs were sweaty fae the bespoke heatwave?

The Tron are selling aff his Bungle skin
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Complete with bespoke DNA. IYKYK
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Happy new cosy thread. Currently sat in the hot tub with a sex on the beach, melting my tits off. I'm doing it all wrong, I should be wrapped up in a hoosecoat with a chai latte and the heating oan.
Hay Saturday
Hay not autumn
Stop your pishing or I'll be phoning the cooncil
(Whoever posted that tiktok, thanks so much I cannae get it oot ma heed.)


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I have been checking for this all day my lovely. This is . Spine bright xxx

 

[FakeAF]

Well, seeing as aw youse vile bleep wummin hud already bought autumn stuff in summer (pyoor ) he's left it too late for an autumn launch. Does that make youse the queens of autumn

Pyoor affronted hen. Blocked and reported. Ahl ahv youse know I bought a wee orange candle in the stink autumn and a bit oer garland, but it was immediately boxed up in mae loft that is under a non leaking roof and won’t be out until at least October 1st because that is when normal hens who partake in cosy season get their orange decs oot. Do not visit this page again. Ma cosy season, ma rules. Capesh. Tons love, also.
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Happy new cosy thread. Currently sat in the hot tub with a sex on the beach, melting my tits off. I'm doing it all wrong, I should be wrapped up in a hoosecoat with a chai latte and the heating oan.
Hay Saturday
Hay not autumn
Stop your pishing or I'll be phoning the cooncil
(Whoever posted that tiktok, thanks so much I cannae get it oot ma heed.)


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It’s the strangler fingers fae me ma lovely!

 

[Madge2022]

Eight pound?? Eight bleeping quid?
Huz Hannah Square jaw been smoking Crack?

Mebbes that's why she is so keen for a sleepover in Beirut, the crack is cheaper there and she stocks up. A bit like Beak and make up, also. Does crack huv a best before?

 

[FakeAF]

Saturday's offerings.


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Beak and Deek have had blankets all year Carrie Bradshaw. Blankies are fae all seasons (and fae the cinema) and no just fae wintum. So aye.