Cleanandgleamit #20 It’s all “gig gig gig” for Island’s Stig Stig Stig

[Shineyshine]

Another shout out to @Tamij for the thread title!

Well, it’s “gig weekend” yet again. Another year, another load of pointless videos. Old Terry with his xenophobic “poems”. Georgia pretending she’s more busy than she usually pretends to be. What a hoot

 

[missy85]

She's got a really busy day in the shop again! How many times is she going to leave it today

 

[Tamij]

Looks like she’s parking her car thoughtlessly

 

[spongey]

Looks like she’s parking her car thoughtlessly

Thoughtless? Doesn't sound like our Georgia x

 

[Holly1977]

Thoughtless? Doesn't sound like our Georgia x

Why has she just left it abandoned? Can’t she park it at her home?

 

[Shineyshine]

Why has she just left it abandoned? Can’t she park it at her home?

I get the impression from things she’s said about having to go and look for the car, that they do just park it wherever they can / see fit. Not sure if this is because there’s no parking on or next to their property. But this strikes me as really selfish. If you’ve got a vehicle why wouldn’t you buy a home that accommodates it, at least with on street parking outside or nearby? It just makes their vehicle other people’s problem.

 

[Foreverfalcons]

Looks like she’s parking her car thoughtlessly

Sadly it wasn't hers, and believe me I'm not defending the thoughtless, selfish twit.

 

[Computer says no]

I think someone needs to write a similar poem about the ward family. Definitely needs to include their delusions of grandeur and of course questionable accounts

 

[Tatvir23]

I think someone needs to write a similar poem about the ward family. Definitely needs to include their delusions of grandeur and of course questionable accounts

I put some points into chatgpt this is what it come up with


Ode to Georgia May from Shitter Isle
(A Modern Ballad in Dubious Taste)

On Shitter Island, winds do sway,
Lives Georgia May, both night and day.
With Hoover in hand, but never quite on,
She hums to the ducks till the feed is all gone.

She shills out products with barely a glance,
“Best teeth whitener ever!”—not a chance.
From collagen claims to lip kit lies,
Each sponsored post, a new disguise.

Makeup caked like icing on bricks,
Filters thick enough to fix the rickets.
Work is a four-letter word she avoids,
Unless it’s an ad with emoji deployed.

Fun, she claims, is just too loud,
Prefers a pout to join the crowd.
Her collagen “routine”? A total fake,
She snaps a pic, then takes a break.

Yet in this world of clicks and fluff,
Georgia’s life is somehow enough.
For even if she naps all day,
She’s still “influencing”—in her way.

 

[Computer says no]

One for old Tel

Terry Ward, the Scilly King

Upon the waves where gulls do cry,
Where ocean meets the salted sky,
There rules a man both sly and bold—
Terry Ward, with crown of gold.

He sits atop his rocky throne,
With granite heart and voice of stone,
The Isles of Scilly bow in dread
Each time he lifts his weathered head.

His court is made of fishing boats,
His laws are writ in drunken notes,
And if you dare from lands afar,
You’ll find his welcome… rather charred.

For Terry hates the mainland kin,
He scoffs at tourists’ sunburned skin,
“No Cornish cream or Devon pies—
You’re strangers here beneath my skies.”

He dodges tax with pirate glee,
Claims “offshore” means “it’s lost at sea,”
His books are soaked in salty brine—
No ledger clear, no single line.

He pays in shells and wrinkled fish,
And flips the crown with every wish,
While HMRC sends mail in vain—
He feeds it to the gulls again.

Yet still he reigns, the island’s rogue,
In seaweed cloak and foggy vogue,
And though his ways are far from just,
In Scilly, rule him they must.

So raise a toast, but from afar,
To Terry Ward, the Isles’ czar.
For if you land without his grace,
You might just vanish—without trace.

 

[missy85]

SUCH a busy day!

 

[hereforthelols2918]

Going on about how she’s hit a wall and is so tired. I’d love to see her cope with a real job, 8-6 5 days a week. I’d suggest mine of 14 hour shifts, 10 days on 4 off but she’d probably collapse. It’s because she’s so unhealthy and so sheltered that she can’t cope.

 

[Nixs]

Why has she just left it abandoned? Can’t she park it at her home?

Because she’s an entitled knob

 

[Nixs]

Going on about how she’s hit a wall and is so tired. I’d love to see her cope with a real job, 8-6 5 days a week. I’d suggest mine of 14 hour shifts, 10 days on 4 off but she’d probably collapse. It’s because she’s so unhealthy and so sheltered that she can’t cope.

I’ve just watched her story I typed a reply saying try 50 hrs every week love …run a real family on a bloody tight budget but I wound my neck in

 

[Computer says no]

I hope Adam took Dav to the meal with her parents and Swedish Sophie

 

[dorisboris]

Soooooo tired, cant go for dinner but can waffle endlessly to her phone & then no doubt run the hoover round yet again - would it really have killed her to sit in a restaurant & engage in chat & be social? head

 

[RubyTuesday39]

So are we to assume that the only job she’s ever had is working in her dad’s shop? What a life she’s had, only one job, in the family shop on Inbred island. She’s got absolutely no clue about real life at all has she. It’s like she’s grown up on a commune

 

[Libertine1975]

She isn't right, I think she has serious mental health issues across the board. She clearly does have some form of OCD with the exercise and major food issues. Also body image issues, always banging on about being a size 6 and sharing clothes with Ruby but also telling Adam she doesn't look like she did before when he bought her some clothes...

She has a terrible work ethic. Yes if you ate a business owner you do have the option to do what you like but they have seemingly spent most of today pissing about with a bubble machine. The shop is basically run by Davina when she is over. Her dad does the DIY.

It's just bizarre to me that she secretly planned for Sophie to visit and has barely seen her from what we have seen.

I mean I'm single but work full time and a stressful job (lawyer) and a head of a department at my firm. Whilst I am employed 9 to 5 I tend to work around 2 hours longer each day as I've so much to do. My job is mentally draining. I then have to cook and clean etc etc. People say it is easy when you live alone but it isn't. Your outgoings are higher than a couple and you still have to same amount of work to do around the house that a couple can share.

 

[Tamij]

I’ve just watched her story I typed a reply saying try 50 hrs every week love …run a real family on a bloody tight budget but I wound my neck in

Christ, imagine if she actually had to parent her children as well! Yes… what a privileged life she’s had.

 

[hollydollydaydream]

She just isn’t normal is she. Her shop has been busy for 3 days and she has “hit a wall”. She needs to get into the real world. It doesn’t look like Adam is pandering to her quite so much of late…