I honestly don’t think Claire has even realised the implications of using a noun after a name that is going to get mistaken for “honorary” all the time. Literally could’ve been avoided if she just had a normal middle name.Oh no, Honoré is a very nice name if you’re French or at least attempting to pronounce it correctly. Absolutely dreadful otherwise... and combined with Bear? And also the Hermès connection
Welcome to the world, Honorary Bear! Personally I’d have steered clear of nouns as a middle name if I was so dead set on a first name that most Brits will mishear and butcher in pronunciation, but I’m probably just not as creative as your mother.
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I tried to watch her video on invidio and had to turn off because I couldn’t handle that level of lip smacking!! I’d forgotten she does that. SO annoying. What on Earth was she on about though with the ‘eight times the fluid’?! What?! I mean I was told after having my 9lb 1oz baby that there was a lot of fluid but she makes it sound like they measured all the fluid and calculated that she had exactly eight times more than average. Errrrm, what?! They don’t do that! So Claire though, that she had to have way more than anyone else. EIGHT TIMES MORE!!! 
Basic witchThis basic witch has not disappointed. Picks a name SHE CANNOT PRONOUNCE. Her own husband showed up her unintelligence. Oh, and did anyone have the foggiest that she understands French and feels shy about only expressing her talent at home? Prove it Claire. Not once have I seen any ability on your behalf to embrace, understand or speak the French language. EVER.
I’m stealing that phrase!! Perfect! so true! With the crazy dark tan. And she face tunes her face but not Paris’s
Oh yeah, and she was taking codeine for her pain. Paris tries to tell her it was advil or something and she’s all no, it was codeine. Even though it was a gentle cesarean. What even is that?? she Just makes crap upI tried to watch her video on invidio and had to turn off because I couldn’t handle that level of lip smacking!! I’d forgotten she does that. SO annoying. What on Earth was she on about though with the ‘eight times the fluid’?! What?! I mean I was told after having my 9lb 1oz baby that there was a lot of fluid but she makes it sound like they measured all the fluid and calculated that she had exactly eight times more than average. Errrrm, what?! They don’t do that! So Claire though, that she had to have way more than anyone else. EIGHT TIMES MORE!!!
And you’re on this site because...I think we can all guess
I don’t think anyone has a problem with the name. Hell, Gywneth has an Apple! The problem is that Claire is a pretentious ass and people here can see it and oftentimes have been exposed to her propensity to being a complete ass. I believe the word is also chav.
Oh gosh, one final thing. While showing off her honestly very cute baby (who she may or may not decide to share with world, ahem, small number of followers), she reminds everyone to “look at my Instagram tomorrow for my fav pics of his expressions that I made as a baby”. Me me me!! Oh, and you can buy this and this here.
Did everyone notice that there’s another Hermès box behind them while filming. I mean seriously. Yes, Claire, you love Hermès. We got it.
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Off you trot then! This isn’t the thread for fawning!
Here we go with the mucky filter. It even gives the baby eyelash extensions. Not weird at all...
WTF ....... That’s the most dreadful photo I’ve ever seen ..... that poor child ...
She can barely speak English let alone pronounce a French name! She what’s says “was” when she should say “were”Basic witch
“ we was” instead of “we were” I can never decide between her and Lydia who is the most fake!
Why’s she got a 80’s Bowie mohawk mullet hairstyle - what the fork?
It’s so creepy - why use a filter on the baby omg horrendous
And now she’s pissy because people are saying the baby looks like Paris (he does). She’s telling us he actually looks like her and gives people withering looks like she does. Sorry to break it to her but newborns pull some weird faces...I wouldn’t call it an indication of his character just yet...
That photo is bizarre and it does show how much a filter can change someone's features, makes the baby look like something from a horror movie, still don't understand why she would do that
She's such a dumb aggressive chav. The little honorary bear is her husband's double, it's better he looks like him rather than the mother with her rat face.
Oh my gosh I was just about to post this. I only saw the one with all the writing but the hair! Whoa. Yet again this woman shows how unbelievably stupid she is. She has her filter posted, uh huh. Suuuree. She’s also used the Eye filter and the Lashes filter. WHO PUTS FALSE LASHES ON A BABY?? And who Facetunes their newborn’s face?? I bet he has little baby acne, like most get, but not Claire’s perfect child. This is creepy AF. Sorry Honorary Bear, but your mother is a competitive pos. She MUST have the most beautiful baby in the world and in doing so she just effed up his face. Seriously that’s horror movie level.
on closer look, she put the Eyes filter on him as well, but his false lashes are covering up his vivid blue, ahem brown, eyes.
She is absolutely hilarious to follow, she is like a pit bull in a dress so aggressive in her Posts on IG and responses to her followers comments. I hate the term chav but you can see she’s not as middle class as she thinks. (Despite the designer handbags and blankets) Is it me or does she remind you of that character Mrs Bucket?
She’s so bloody dramatic! I was walking round hours after having a c-section
okay, so she obviously reads blogs or tattle. Anyhoo, have u seen this? She got up one day -ONE DAY PEOPLE! - after c-section. She sure has changed her can’t get up tune. I did what she said...I blew up the picture. She forgot to face tune. Is her face gray and are lips blue? Because she FAINTED 3 seconds later from the pain. Yes, you passed out flat on a hard hospital floor after standing from a csection. Um, ok.
But she managed the flights up to her flat and is working, ahem selling tit on insta, SIX says after giving birth. She’s a rock star!
I can’t make this tit up
Back to "work" 6 days after a c section. Get with the real world Claire. Goes to show what your "work" involves
Followed her for a while only because I hate-follow Lydia and she's been mentioned on that thread a few times. But I have only just vaguely started actually paying attention to her insta since just before the birth and then was mildly interested in the baby name so that vlog was the first one I've ever watched.Back to "work" 6 days after a c section. Get with the real world Claire. Goes to show what your "work" involves
She comes across like a very smug, vindictive and nasty piece of work tbh with a massive chip on her shoulder for some reason. Having to mention multiple times how big the baby was, how much fluid she had, how he doesn't look like Paris he looks like her... the list goes on. Its a baby for crying out loud, let him be a baby, not something whose worth is measured in how much he weighs or who he looks like.
And tip of this iceberg is going back to 'work' - sorry what exactly is it that she does for a living other than salivating over handbags? It just feels like every caption she posts or every thing she says has some sort of dig or humble brag barely concealed within.
Claire is at it again. She posts thing on child pornography-terrible- then someone questioned about posting pics of Bear. She didn’t go full Claire, but if u need a chuckle, you’re welcome. Also, she facetuned baby again to take out forehead birthmark. Btw I do have a life - but covid has given me more free time than I am used to...and these bloggers are just...ridiculous
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