Christie Swadling #2 This might win for her worst outfit ever. Looks like she is wearing a pad

[wait_ineedto_flogthis]

Thanks @swingslol for your very popular funny post. Wins for the title of the new thread

 

[swingslol]

Thanks @swingslol for your very popular funny post. Wins for the title of the new thread

Hahaha I died when I saw the thread name! Such an honour

 

[ilovechoccy58]

New obsession/addiction. Gone from a single ear piercing two weeks ago to four in each ear. Girl clearly has issues!

 

[wait_ineedto_flogthis]

Hahaha I died when I saw the thread name! Such an honour

credit @swingslol

 

[swingslol]

Screenshot from one of Crispy’s tiktoks, can’t believe she pays for all those beauty appointments and still looks like this

 

[truedoe]

What is with the straight pieces of hair lol

 

[justanotherlurka]

What is with the straight pieces of hair lol

Her hair looks bleeping terrible .. the first story looked ok but she’s obviously fucked it by trying to put it up .. reminds me of when I used to do physie lol

 

[24mmspanner]

Irma and Christie at the same event tonight I wonder if they’ll become friends again

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Irma and Christie at the same event tonight I wonder if they’ll become friends again

Not looking promising so far! Hard to avoid each other on-board a boat.

 

[influenzer_takedown]

What did I miss? Why aren’t they friends anymore?

 

[swingslol]

What is with the straight pieces of hair lol

No idea it’s like they forgot to curl like 1/4 of the hair? Also she looks like she’s in her 40s how is she only mid 20s

 

[ilovechoccy58]

What did I miss? Why aren’t they friends anymore?

Cee Active is no longer as of a few weeks back. Seems there was trouble in paradise. It is a reoccurring factor with her, uses people for her own gain.

 

[justanotherlurka]

No idea it’s like they forgot to curl like 1/4 of the hair? Also she looks like she’s in her 40s how is she only mid 20s

That outfit !! Looks like a 40 year old going to an 80s aerobics dress up. Seen lots of other stories from event and most people look classy and then there’s Crusty .. cheap and nasty !!

 

[sezzyscammer]

Cee Active is no longer as of a few weeks back. Seems there was trouble in paradise. It is a reoccurring factor with her, uses people for her own gain.

She never keeps best friends or staff for long!

 

[ilovechoccy58]

Classy as always. Hasn't drunk that much in a long time ....was in QLD a couple of weeks back (the porn star photo shoot/pad outfit weekend) off her face at some pool club.
Alcohol obviously has affected her memory!

 

[miss_rina]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the comments on her tiktok

 

[swingslol]

Flaps-out-Christie at it again

 

[wozlxkkd]

Hands up if you think Crusty spelt her own name wrong to Lust Minerals, hence the major typo..

 

[influenzer_takedown]

Her latest story - id be mortified if that was me in the background

 

[Trassidia]

Amber-Maree - the Hen, has followed Crispy in messing up her body. She didn’t look like this when I would see her at ASN.
Crispy is a mess! She lived near me before moving to the lake, she stood out like a busted thumb.