Chessie King #2 Cheap Ring, I’ve got a baby don’t you know darling?

[Clapster1]

Nope I’ve got no sympathy either. Boo bleeping hop!!!I had 2 kids whilst living abroad with no help whatsoever and my husband travelled a lot. The first 6 months were hell but hey soooooo many other people are in this position or worse off. Can’t she spend time with scrumma and Swiss if it’s that bad!!


Oh and Mat (with one t) working away consists of him doing content for his brand agency that has about 700 followers on Instagram…must be desperate.

It is perfectly viable for him to fit his work around being there for her and the baby. Everyone else has to make arrangements to accommodate their work and very few have the flexibility that they do.
Also I'd be very surprised if she was diagnosed with postpartum insomnia and told to go spend a night in a hotel!?! The whole story just smacks of exaggeration but then I guess I've got a baby and I'm tired isn't very engaging.

 

[belle0610]

She’s still managed to squeeze out an ad!

 

[DigitalA]

I actually cannot believe she's used the first seconds of her baby's life as an ADVERT. Pretty low if you ask me. In 18 years time will there be a spate of kids sueing their parents for things like this? Like the Nirvana baby? I wonder

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

She’s still managed to squeeze out an ad!

And there it is… exactly why I take what she says with a pinch of salt, because she manages to produce content fine. Sleep insomnia? Spend less time on your phone for a start. Everything is about money.

 

[Smurf72]

She’s still managed to squeeze out an ad!

Yes just shows exactly what type of person she is

 

[Tui]

“Post partum insomnia” would probably last more than the two weeks her OH has been away
Also I’m bored rigid watching two dozen stories with some posh bird blathering on about her babies sleep. bleeping dull, talk to ur mam about it you daft lass

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

“Post partum insomnia” would probably last more than the two weeks her OH has been away
Also I’m bored rigid watching two dozen stories with some posh bird blathering on about her babies sleep. bleeping dull, talk to ur mam about it you daft lass

Robocot obviously isn’t worth £1000

 

[Misspurpleberry]

Also I notice she said she has been exclusively breastfed for 21 weeks which is before she was born?

 

[Brooke Davis]

Also I notice she said she has been exclusively breastfed for 21 weeks which is before she was born?

She was probably breastfeeding the orange so her boobie woobie milk jugs were ready for Rae of sunshine child of the Angels

 

[Smurf72]

She was probably breastfeeding the orange so her boobie woobie milk jugs were ready for Rae of sunshine child of the Angels

It took me a moment to work out who the orange was…then I remembered it’s the end

 

[Brooke Davis]

It took me a moment to work out who the orange was…then I remembered it’s the end

It literally hurt my brain to write that

 

[Tui]

Does anybody know why she had a Csection? Just curious

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Does anybody know why she had a Csection? Just curious

She has a heart condition so was advised to for health reasons

 

[Fmf17]

We get it chessie you breast feed

 

[Misspurpleberry]

Imagine feeding your baby and thinking 'she's nibbling on my niperoos'

 

[flopsymopsy]

I actually find how she describes breasts so uncomfortable and degrading

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

It's quite lucky that her incoherent, sleep-deprived brain decided to write down her thoughts to later post for sympathy and engagement online!!

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

She’s just insufferable. In case nobody saw the grid post she posted it to her story and then again later that day she copied some of the text in to the body of her story. It’s all about engagement

 

[Tui]

Today’s Burberry stories
What a bunch of insufferable toffs

 

[belle0610]

Gosh she recovered quickly from her insomnia to go on a holiday, should she be driving if she hasn’t slept OH wait it’s an Ad!
How does she find herself so hilarious, wearing a baby carrier with no baby wow so funny?!