Charlotte Taylor #44 Extra and Full of Lies

[LennyBriscoe]

Congratulations to @Blondie for the thread title which was nominated by @Amamam - the perfect companion to the last thread name!

Thread #44 for the Proud Poyntonian. The last thread was a rollercoaster of events for our brave lil poppet. The first anniversary of her Granda’s death sher break out the black armbands and excel in making it all about herself. And that’s ok! It was also the anniversary of taking her very first anti-depressant tablet. I have no words for this.

Our Charl also just celebrated a birthday which will have been celebrated like it was the second coming of Jesus. I mean who isn’t proud of themselves every birthday? Anyone?

Please add to the recap Hazels.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-louise-taylor-43-extra-wide-full-of-pride.47483/

 

[Tootoo]

You forgot to mention how proud of herself she is. For everything.

 

[ImDavidBrent]

She continues to believe she should be on the west end but sounds like a cat being strangled and drowned at the same time. (Sorry for the graphic description of harm to a poor cat).

she continues to believe her pets are the weirdest and funniest animals on the planet.

she continues to feed her kids pizza, 6 days a week- “but that’s ok.”

she continues to believe shes an inspiration for all (mainly old people) in her local gym for the rigorous workout she does on a daily basis.

she continues to believe that the man child she lives with is the best most loving, funny, caring man alive when we all know he’s just dead behind the eyes.

and lastly she continues to believe that what she does is “work”. Ok Charl.

Roll on another thread of pride, “rare” date nights and vouchers.

 

[Peachbomb]

Wow she really thinks she’s amazing at colouring in.
I’ve never seen someone so proud of a colouring book before outside of a nursery class.

 

[Blondie]

It's so cringe. If she was in her 20s I could let her off a bit but she's nearing 40.
I get they do colouring books for adults who do it for stress relief and calm. But Charlotte is just doing it to show off and posting it all over the Internet

 

[Blondie]

Oh, I came on to say chavtastic nikki Ryan is advertising sex toys by love honey. I really hope they don't ask Charlotte to advertise them too

 

[Blondie]

Mind you, might be the only action she gets. I really can't see Frank having sex with her

 

[CoverMeCagney]

I’ve not watched her in ages

Is she still a size 13?

 

[Scotblock]

I’ve not watched her in ages

Is she still a size 13?

She’s still midsize, proud of herself for everything, extremely immature and extremely irritating. In fact I’ve had doses of thrush less irritating than Charlotte

As for that pathetic post about Mark I just want to remind everyone how it was Charlotte that split up her family to take up with her “best mate”. She’s not nice, or wholesome and in fact there is a word for women like her. And as for being a single parent!!!! Well that’s a load of bullshit. You lose them how you get them Charlotte and it will happen. And how absolutely pathetic is she over her birthday

 

[EmCheese]

She’s still midsize, proud of herself for everything, extremely immature and extremely irritating. In fact I’ve had doses of thrush less irritating than Charlotte

As for that pathetic post about Mark I just want to remind everyone how it was Charlotte that split up her family to take up with her “best mate”. She’s not nice, or wholesome and in fact there is a word for women like her. And as for being a single parent!!!! Well that’s a load of bullshit. You lose them how you get them Charlotte and it will happen. And how absolutely pathetic is she over her birthday

This punchable face

 

[Gossngiggles]

Her new favourites video. So much favouritism towards Daisy, her poor boys.

 

[Hello its me]

Her new favourites video. So much favouritism towards Daisy, her poor boys.

Shes always always liked daisy more and she doesn't even try and hide it

 

[CarrotTop87]

Why hasn’t she ever shared her cousins account before?! She’s one of them god awful people who don’t support friends and family. Scared they’ll be more famous

 

[Gossngiggles]

Shes always always liked daisy more and she doesn't even try and hide it

She needs to be careful tbh, teens especially can be so sensitive to anything like this.

Why hasn’t she ever shared her cousins account before?! She’s one of them god awful people who don’t support friends and family. Scared they’ll be more famous

She was the same with her bestie when she did a kids food account, she never really supported her. She never even mentions seeing her now although her friend doesn’t really post anymore and stopped sharing her kids.

 

[skylark13]

Goodness I’d completely forgotten about Kayley. The dynamic between them was so strange. Extra Wide used to be full of the joys about her bestie and then stopped mentioning her or sharing her stuff.

Hadn’t realised Kayley stopped posting too. I thought her family meal plans were pretty good, with you know - actual checking of what needed using up and planning meals on that basis, rather than Extra Wide’s approach of just spending whatever amount she fancies on a load of UPF for the kids and fancy pasta for her and Frank.

She was the same with her bestie when she did a kids food account, she never really supported her. She never even mentions seeing her now although her friend doesn’t really post anymore and stopped sharing her kids.

 

[Blondie]

Ladies, the standard Primark reel is up

 

[Booklover]

Ladies, the standard Primark reel is up

So predictable!

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

So extra-wide is mad about these sweets because she can give them to the kids and feel guilt free!!!!!! WTF, every day they are fed shite packed lunches, shite dinners and then have unlimited access to a kitchen full of sugary sweets!!!!

Honestly she’d try and sell shite to a fly if she was getting paid

 

[Tootoo]

Funny they’ve never been seen in her stock up reels before…lying cow bag.

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

Does anyone have the loan of a boxing glove