Winning title by @Mark81 with an astonishing 102 likes (post here).
It originates from a bizarre comment on one of Joel's videos (the one where he attempted to lipsync but utterly failed).
Previous thread here
They've become very boring but a few things happened:
- Joel accidentally posted Baby Marshmallow's face on a Giovanna Fletcher birthday tribute post. It seemed like he was then banned from social media for a couple of days.
- they had their 2nd 1st Wedding Anniversary in Disneyland Paris. It looked miserable as hell. The dates of the trip made a handy diversion from attending the WOS Awards. Not that she would have won anything because her solo tour was ineligible anyway.
- John earnestly promised loads of DLP content on social media but they've yet to arrive. Maybe in six months when he gets around to it.
- Crabbie got food poisoning from somewhere and blamed that for not wishing John a Happy Anniversary for a couple of days.
- She spent a lot of time looking much happier when she is with Vinny.
- She still can't dance, even with fancy leg commpression devices or whatever they are.
- She looks better when appearing in Mehlamity Jane's costume than she does in her own clothes and terrible hair.
- Joel leaves Hamilton in a few weeks time, he got cast in The Great Gatsby, but despite only being in Paris in the rain, he couldn't be arsed to get the Eurostar back to London for the afternoon (or the production didn't want him there). Either way, as a result all the cast photos that the show and WOS etc keep posting ... he's not in any of them. In a live today, he didn't seem to know anything about the Gatsby plot, somehow he's been cast without him even bothering to pick up a synopsis?
- Jamie Mustscarper bagged a lead role in it though so Crabbie will probably stage door him every night she can.
- Beggars Call had their "MT Lab" event. The photos showed a VERY wide age range but mostly young teen female Crabbie fans.
- The Mehlamity Jane tour starts again in Woking next Tuesday. It's also Baby Merchable Melodrama's first birthday next Saturday. Will she still be emoji-faced? Or will Joel be allowed to post her actual face now?
- The awful Barclaycard ad featuring John murdering Africa continues to torture us on TV and in cinemas.
- Nothing much has been head of or from Oliver since Frozen finished.
It originates from a bizarre comment on one of Joel's videos (the one where he attempted to lipsync but utterly failed).
Previous thread here
Carrie Hope Fletcher #107 All this dancing must be a killer, only five quid to be a seat filler
Winning title by @styrofoamplates with 68 likes 👍🏻 The Calamity Jane tour has started and on average it's getting about 3 star reviews. They have just done a performance at Big Night of Musicals in Manchester which should air on TV in April. Carrie seems to have attached herself to co-star...
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They've become very boring but a few things happened:
- Joel accidentally posted Baby Marshmallow's face on a Giovanna Fletcher birthday tribute post. It seemed like he was then banned from social media for a couple of days.
- they had their 2nd 1st Wedding Anniversary in Disneyland Paris. It looked miserable as hell. The dates of the trip made a handy diversion from attending the WOS Awards. Not that she would have won anything because her solo tour was ineligible anyway.
- John earnestly promised loads of DLP content on social media but they've yet to arrive. Maybe in six months when he gets around to it.
- Crabbie got food poisoning from somewhere and blamed that for not wishing John a Happy Anniversary for a couple of days.
- She spent a lot of time looking much happier when she is with Vinny.
- She still can't dance, even with fancy leg commpression devices or whatever they are.
- She looks better when appearing in Mehlamity Jane's costume than she does in her own clothes and terrible hair.
- Joel leaves Hamilton in a few weeks time, he got cast in The Great Gatsby, but despite only being in Paris in the rain, he couldn't be arsed to get the Eurostar back to London for the afternoon (or the production didn't want him there). Either way, as a result all the cast photos that the show and WOS etc keep posting ... he's not in any of them. In a live today, he didn't seem to know anything about the Gatsby plot, somehow he's been cast without him even bothering to pick up a synopsis?
- Jamie Mustscarper bagged a lead role in it though so Crabbie will probably stage door him every night she can.
- Beggars Call had their "MT Lab" event. The photos showed a VERY wide age range but mostly young teen female Crabbie fans.
- The Mehlamity Jane tour starts again in Woking next Tuesday. It's also Baby Merchable Melodrama's first birthday next Saturday. Will she still be emoji-faced? Or will Joel be allowed to post her actual face now?
- The awful Barclaycard ad featuring John murdering Africa continues to torture us on TV and in cinemas.
- Nothing much has been head of or from Oliver since Frozen finished.
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Also find it hilarious that she says she always books places with 2 rooms in case john & marylebone visit - confirmation that her baby is not with her and she needs a spare room for her husband. 
