Thread title by @MagpieTree with 82 likes, inspired by a comment from @cluel3ss
But but but he pitched a musical to Steven Spielberg!Just been catching up with big bro's antics. Did he get Crabbie to help write it? The Stage review could almost be about her house.
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Guardian review is a bit close to home too
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Perhaps Tom can go on a Beggars' Call workshop to learn how to write better musicals?
Wonder if whoever hired him to do Paddington might now be thinking he may need some help.
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At least there is a photo of Joel or Carrie would look like Tom is her partner, especially with that caption.
I feel personally attacked, I am 33 and had to ask my 20 year old niece for help on how to do something on Instagram, ended up giving up in frustrationWho still does top nine photos on Instagram? Get with the times grandma
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At least there is a photo of Joel or Carrie would look like Tom is her partner, especially with that caption.
I read the review that was posted (and a few more!) You’re right, the criticism wasn’t with Toms songs, it was the adaptation, length of time for the puppets to be part of the story, the staging and sound quality.I'm not fan of Tom's, but some reviews that criticise the show do praise his songs. So maybe Paddington won't be so bad
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Oh look, barely a peak of her husband
If this was the name, what do you guys think the play is about, a flight home from Disney?On her recent live, Carrie said the name of the musical she spent 3 years writing (I assume Tom was finding her lifestyle?) It was something like “Coming to England”
I saw the matinee today and I’m pretty sure Joel was in the audience. He wasn’t with Carrie though.Saw "Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812" today at the Donmar
Featuring the true object of her love, Jamie Mustscarper ... who I must say was excellent.
Weird how she hasn't mentioned it simply to support him and his career, or mentioned going to see it just to have a lustful look. I mean he has his shirt unbuttoned for half his scenes. And it's the Donmar, most of the stalls can reach out and touch him, the actors are that close.
But then she so rarely does do any helpful promo of her friends and fellow actors.
(I recommend it by the way, if you're a fan of slightly quirky old-story but modern composer music, and great dancing. Technically sold out but you can get returns if you keep checking the current day and a few days ahead during box office opening hours when they're chucking returns back on sale).
Haven't seen the clip but that is the outfit she wore for her guest appearance at Vinny's show at Crazy Coqs the other night, and it's their stage backdrop hehind her.I dont know when this was from, but a random clip of her singing “I can do without you” came on my fyp.
Her accent is bad, especially her speaking voice. Her expressions are very amateur. She does the same few expressions and stances throughout. Her expressions when reacting to him singing are terrible.
I know it isn’t the full “show”, but as a way to promote the show, bloody hell, it’s crap. Of course the super obsessed fans are saying how amazing she is- all 4 of them
These faces sum it up
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It’s the epitome of smell the fart acting. I’m pretty sure she could put that episode of friends on instead of teaching her “acting through song” workshop!
But…she’s a #workingparent now, what do you expect her to do? Put some effort into something she gets paid for?! NahThat’s ridiculous. They advertised that show months ago. Surely they could’ve learnt a few songs in that time.
Like…that’s their JOB?