Carrie Hope Fletcher #102 What’s messier - her house or her relationship timelines?

[kev1974]

Thread title by one of our heroes @awkwardjellyfish (here's the post) with a whopping 76 likes!

Previous thread was here

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Since the last thread started, the pair of them have pontificated, finger pointed to the extreme, recorded an audiobook, but we still haven't seen Lil Milli Vanilli's face.

Her tour approaches, roll up roll up, they are pushing the boat out with a load of publicity, to try to minimise the number seats they need to give away for £5 I guess.

Her hair is still traffic cone orange and for some reason she has started wearing bright orange clothes to match?

Think there is a Disney trip coming up although I've lost track of whether it is pre- or post- the tour.

 

[leabytottle]

Don’t hate me, but I think his latest TikTok isn’t as bad as usual. I quite liked that Daniels boys was in it, and the lip syncing wasn’t out of synch.
I’ve not forgotten that;
He calls himself Daddy Montague
He made Fletcher Disney tops and made himself one and photoshopped himself into the photo.
The 12 days of Joelmas (he doesn’t do well without her)
He wears Waitrose bags on his head
He goes swimming weekly with Bob, probably in budgie smugglers
He made a reel to Craig David’s 7 days, including them with arses and tits out
He moved in on the first date
Left a role on the west end to play the lead in his am dram production of Shrek
He is obsessed with his bro, Tom
He got stranded in the captial of France
Complains and slags off randomd situations, such as the barista for mishearing his strong accent

Phew.

 

[ChasingDays]

Another desperate attempt to be taken seriously as a Disney influencer/get free tit from Disney

 

[leabytottle]

I wonder if they tried to blag an invite to the beetle juice premiere? Shes had zero issues going alone, was it Indiana jones she went to wearing the white boots and weird dress? Joel definitely didn’t go to that

 

[RudeDog]

Another desperate attempt to be taken seriously as a Disney influencer/get free tit from Disney

No wonder that Tiktok comes with a banner about making informed financial decisions... those boxes are £16 each for 2 mystery pins. £64 on 8 badges money to burn.

 

[leabytottle]

No wonder that Tiktok comes with a banner about making informed financial decisions... those boxes are £16 each for 2 mystery pins. £64 on 8 badges money to burn.

Maybe she sold lots of her dildo book earrings and decided to use that to buy more tat

 

[Margo_Channing]

Another desperate attempt to be taken seriously as a Disney influencer/get free tit from Disney

Begging for a free holiday to disney are we carebear?!

 

[Mark81]

Another desperate attempt to be taken seriously as a Disney influencer/get free tit from Disney

Am I missing something or did she actually film on the selfie camera so the pin etc is backwards? That's influencer basics can't remember a Disney influencer that showed the product backwards

 

[Phil I Buster]

Why did this immediately make me think of Carrie?

 

[lottiekarotti]

Another desperate attempt to be taken seriously as a Disney influencer/get free tit from Disney

Her roots are killing me I know she has a 6 months old, but girl. Let Joel hold the baby for 2 hours.

 

[Et tu Brute?]

Her roots are killing me I know she has a 6 months old, but girl. Let Joel hold the baby for 2 hours.

BUT ONLY if she’s going to get the orange stripped from her hair

I’m always hopeful when her roots are out this far that she’ll rethink the traffic cone situation,

 

[Mrssbateman]

im catching up with the thread and decided to watch her latest vlog. i just found it funny how she says her voice is an important part of her identity but she wasnt singing in six months. how? i draw, i'm an artist on my free time and consider it a part of my identity as well, and i could not imagine stopping for that long...
also i love that little Moonscale junior cries whenever carrie belts. she might secretely be a tattler! lol

 

[dull-board1243]

Y’all (don’t worry I only write that in text) I got an update from my audition on Sunday! I made it into two tap pieces!

Carrie could never pull off tap. Could you imagine?

 

[awkwardjellyfish]

Anyone seen the trend on TikTok doing the rounds at the moment - people (mostly working performers) doing the choreo to We Both Reached For The Gun? I would pay big money to see Carrie attempt it. Huge.

 

[ChasingDays]

How original. Also, wouldn't be a Beggar's Call post without a typo or spelling mistake.

 

[Ripley Rose Kat]

Anyone seen the trend on TikTok doing the rounds at the moment - people (mostly working performers) doing the choreo to We Both Reached For The Gun? I would pay big money to see Carrie attempt it. Huge.

Same girl

 

[dull-board1243]

Anyone seen the trend on TikTok doing the rounds at the moment - people (mostly working performers) doing the choreo to We Both Reached For The Gun? I would pay big money to see Carrie attempt it. Huge.

At the time of Chitty Carrie said she had no training, and didn’t even have jazz or ballet shoes. I’d love to see her try it eight years later with no training.

 

[Hurrem]

Her roots are killing me I know she has a 6 months old, but girl. Let Joel hold the baby for 2 hours.

And it would be so low maintenance to go back to her natural hair colour. Then she’d just have to think about looking after curls and no more dyeing

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

Am I missing something or did she actually film on the selfie camera so the pin etc is backwards? That's influencer basics can't remember a Disney influencer that showed the product backwards

You can see the screen reflection in her glasses! She's so dim.

Wannabe Disney Vloggers are dim, she's a whole level below that!

 

[DaisySims89]

I just saw this exchange on WE Frozen's account page and thought it was a very classy response from Sam
If Carrie was ever accused of lip syncing she'd have an argument with the commenter, set her minions on them, call in sick to work, then post a series of passive-aggressive stories on her Instagram