Emma's fanny freshener 
ffs what next? Hopefully colgate will fling her some toothpaste for those rank teeth
ffs what next? Hopefully colgate will fling her some toothpaste for those rank teeth
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Loving Maddie Moate.. I know it's meant for kids but it's really interesting!!!
I dont know if Emma ever said but most people assumed torticollis. I actually think there is a massive difference m,i always thought she looked very tight an uncomfortable,helped sure by being whipped around the rides at disney a couple of times a year
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Poor Ethan, where are his shorts? In the damp, smelly garage of course. It reminds me of Friends, where Monica's boxes were used to protect the Porsche.
"Quick! Ste, wear this hook wig, and I'll photograph it for Insta so it looks like we're having such a fun time". At what point do her and her husband have genuine fun together because she is always making him film or photograph something or he's forced to pose infront of the camera. Her smile always looks so fake and strained.
I'd love to see babs spend a week in a tent, real camping. She'd go insane. Bunting isn't gonna save her.
That Pimm's had definitely been poured for breakfast. Does she do that so she can claim she can't drive to the shops because she's over the limit, which is why Stephen seems to be the only one going to the shops whilst juggling a full time job and redecorating the house for Queen babs.
She wants to dye her hair pink...ok babs, I'd learn what a toner is though first. What is her brand?! From the title it seemed like she wanted people to be shocked and come across as wild and controversial to be dying her hair at home, but I thought she was supposed to be a relatable mom, so doesn't seem so extraordinary to me.
"Quick! Ste, wear this hook wig, and I'll photograph it for Insta so it looks like we're having such a fun time". At what point do her and her husband have genuine fun together because she is always making him film or photograph something or he's forced to pose infront of the camera. Her smile always looks so fake and strained.
I'd love to see babs spend a week in a tent, real camping. She'd go insane. Bunting isn't gonna save her.
That Pimm's had definitely been poured for breakfast. Does she do that so she can claim she can't drive to the shops because she's over the limit, which is why Stephen seems to be the only one going to the shops whilst juggling a full time job and redecorating the house for Queen babs.
She wants to dye her hair pink...ok babs, I'd learn what a toner is though first. What is her brand?! From the title it seemed like she wanted people to be shocked and come across as wild and controversial to be dying her hair at home, but I thought she was supposed to be a relatable mom, so doesn't seem so extraordinary to me.
Pink hair like Louise, not one bit of her is creative just a sheep
Can see it now, looks slightly better yes x
Cringing as I watch the "I dyed my hair at home" vlog. (Doesn't she always?) Where was your skin test Emma. You would be the first one shouting and moaning if you had a reaction. It doesn't matter how many times you have used even the same brand, you can become allergic to an ingredient overnight.
Also, the secret of the yellow is out, she is applying tint over tint. The overlapping will cause the banding that you can see especially as she uses different brands and colours.
Permanent tint should be applied to DRY hair not damp hair.
Regrowth should only be done on the root area and a colour refresh should then be done on the rest of the hair if its needed towards the end of the development time, on dampened hair and gently combed through and left for 5 minutes.
Its little wonder her hair looks so awful. Would be much better with a toner on too.
Also, the secret of the yellow is out, she is applying tint over tint. The overlapping will cause the banding that you can see especially as she uses different brands and colours.
Permanent tint should be applied to DRY hair not damp hair.
Regrowth should only be done on the root area and a colour refresh should then be done on the rest of the hair if its needed towards the end of the development time, on dampened hair and gently combed through and left for 5 minutes.
Its little wonder her hair looks so awful. Would be much better with a toner on too.
COMPLETELY irresponsible to not even mention doing a patch test before using home dye!! So dangerous
She needs to be careful as she heads into peri menopause as I started getting reactions from hair dye around that time as you can suddenly start to get allergies.
What the fuckety duck was that tik tok about? Stay off or leave them on tik tok!! 
I thought this was very apt for Brum
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Does the mum in the madhouse follow BM awkward
She does know these are two different things right?
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I thought macaroons were like the Mrs Crimbles coconut things and Macarons were the french merengue thingys.
Love my description there
I lived in Florida and worked at Walt Disney World when I was younger before meeting my partner and having kids in the UK and have just found my old Disney mug collection while spring cleaning in a box, dusty and realistically the biggest waste of money I've ever spent. I'm so embarrassed of myself I was an Emma
in a box, dusty and realistically the biggest waste of money I've ever spent. I'm so embarrassed of myself I was an EmmaPut it away Emma! I dont care how much you are "Body positive" We still dont want to see it. 
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