Brummy Mummy #98 Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's panto kween!

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Great thread title from @Missymoo92
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's panto kween!" (Based on Maybelline make up )


@BonBon27 do you have a recap please?

 

[shazbev]

Less Robin Hood more Friar Tuck going by this pic. Surely her Benny from Crossroads look would have been more appropriate here? .

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

i hate to babfend, and she clearly looks ridiculous, her choice of outfit is irrelevant in the way that she clearly has zero intention of actually joining in or involving herself in any of the activities. can you imagine babs climbing or using the high ropes or free fall flying or snorkeling?! she's only there because she has to be, begrudgingly, knowing that she needs to film for content - and for the hot cock, obvs - although she's undoubtedly resenting the lack of baileys. she'd far rather spend the afternoon tucked up in bed watching sister wives, but feels forced to actually spend time with her family - urgh! the effort! - and drag herself around after them, feigning excitement when they wave at her from 65ft above. she's probably on her third hot cock by now, an afternoon fuelled by sugar to give her the energy to hold the camera. luckily for babs, there also seems to be pizza, hotdogs, nachos and snacks in varying shades of beige readily available, which undoubtedly was the reason she decided to accept the #gifted trip, although once she's filmed enough content, we all know she'll be huffing and puffing and stomping and sulking and generally indicating that she wants to leave as soon as possible.

after two ads with fitbit, she babs ahs obviously seized the opportunity to pose as a health and fitness role model, promoting activity and adventure, that she will co tinually refuse to actually participate in, undoubtedly justified by her fitbit "readiness score" perpetually highlighting that her appalling physical health says she should be on bed rest.

 

[BonBon27]

Happy new thread! Nearly 100 cow bags ….

Well the Babs shitshow has continued to roll on….

We’ve had a make up tutorial - AKA how to look like a clown/a child let loose in Claire’s circa 1993.

A “cute” outfit, a “realistic” reel of clothes for Valentine’s Day (yes, the one day apparently requires a couple of t shirts and three jumpers), endless talk of thermal leggings. Blah blah body confidence blah blah love how I look blah blah size 18 blah blah blah. Side parting talk. Blah blah bloody blah.

Couple of grid posts about her family/PUS having a personality. LOL.

More shopping. Just loads and loads of shopping. And bragging. Bragging about what she’s bought. Bragging she paid for her holiday. Bragging she’s going to Disneyworld. Braggity brag brag brag.

Went to London to meet “the management team”. No offence to them, but they look like the work experience gang. Altho actually that’s not fair - they’re young and should be working in social media. It’s Babs who sticks out like a sore thumb.
She was emosh after the day there and the engagement begs have been on fire so we’re guessing she was told to shape up or ship out as her posts are getting very little attention and half her comments are her replying.

Some absolute cock and bull about some men trying to stroke Margot but no they were trying to steal her but no they were weird but no it was scary but no she’s fine but no she’ll call the police but no she’ll kill them if they take the puppy but no it was 2:30pm but no it’s awful you can’t just walk around but no it didn’t really happen and she’s drunk/needs to get attention and sympathy.

#Gifted trip to Bear Grylls adventure, proving that she’ll do anything for a freebie/money as she is the last person that would want to be adventurous. Shown by her wearing a dress At least the kids and PUS got to have fun, and didn’t have to spend all of their weekend in a shop.

And yeah….the usual slurry, aggressive, referring to Tattle crap we’ve come to expect from the Kweeeeen of Brum

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Why’s she worn a dress to an active day out? She’s clearly got no intention of engaging with her kids apart from when for the camera. I don’t rate Steve for many things but at least he does seem to actually like his children and doing things with them…

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Wow are the Bear Grylls tickets really £220! Each!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Why’s she worn a dress to an active day out? She’s clearly got no intention of engaging with her kids apart from when for the camera. I don’t rate Steve for many things but at least he does seem to actually like his children and doing things with them…

i get the impression that she's not as "comfortable" in her new-found leggings-and-a-sweatshirt style choice as she makes out. she'll happily throw on her leggings to pose for a photo with margot outside her house - under the guise she's taking margot for a walk - and then slipping straight back into her pyjamas, leaving the dog walking down to steve, but ultimately, leggings just aren't her "vibe". she only bought them for content, and despite her "body confidence", she clearly does not feel confident parading around with her gunt on show, hence ehr shoving a dress on at any opportunity.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Wow! Just over 1 week on the last thread

 

[shazbev]

@AliceInWanderLost I get what you're saying regarding Babs outfit choice... obviously she had no intention of participating in the more physical activities but she would've stuck out like a sore thumb in her polka dot frock, tit belt and moronic headband. I've always been on the er large size but when my daughter was TT's age I always dressed for the occasion. I'm beginning to wonder if she knows she stands out and relishes it. Let's be honest she does like to be out front of the crowd. We've seen evidence of this with the other instawankers where she pushed everyone aside to flash her backside at the camera.
Cracking recap thank you Bonbon .

 

[SingSong]

Who wears a bloody dress to an adventure centre . Bab really isn't a good fit for a lot of her adverts, why don't they bother with some background research before selecting her.

 

[Jellybean79]

She was probably hoping people would recognise her so she has something to talk about in her stories

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Didn’t she get gifted a trip to the Bear Grylls adventure last year too? So she would have some idea about what to wear….

 

[Maddogsmum]

She wouldn’t do the flying thing because she’d be worried she’s too heavy! She maintains she LOVES theme parks but doesn’t go on any rides?!? She’s probably secretly worried her gunt will get stuck etc. but would never admit that!
What a waste of time gifting this stupid witch to tickets to an ADVENTURE centre . She doesn’t have an adventurous bone in her body!
She’s trying to make out she’s good at archery so she can be seen to joining in even though she probably shot one arrow and then spent the rest of the time on her phone!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

She wouldn’t do the flying thing because she’d be worried she’s too heavy! She maintains she LOVES theme parks but doesn’t go on any rides?!? She’s probably secretly worried her gunt will get stuck etc. but would never admit that!
What a waste of time gifting this stupid witch to tickets to an ADVENTURE centre . She doesn’t have an adventurous bone in her body!
She’s trying to make out she’s good at archery so she can be seen to joining in even though she probably shot one arrow and then spent the rest of the time on her phone!

yeah, there is - understandably - a generally logical assumption that babs - such a RABID lover of disney that she literally refers to it as "home" - enjoys the rides, but she's actually said many times that she doesn't, and that she goes for the "magic" of teenagers dressed as mice and ducks and animated characters, the opportunity to dress in mickey ears and polka-dot minnie mouse skirts, and the over-priced tat shopping opportunities, obvs! gifting her expensive tickets to an adventure centre is such a waste, because they're totally wasted on her!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Do we think there'll be a Prawn Cracker Dance tonight

 

[BLAH76]

Do we think there'll be a Prawn Cracker Dance tonight

To the tune of Robin Hood...
Riding through the Glen
Robin Hood amd his band of merry men

 

[Whatsername]

Wow are the Bear Grylls tickets really £220! Each!

It’s obscene isn’t it

 

[Matilda28]

Do we think there'll be a Prawn Cracker Dance tonight

Emma shot some arrows it’s probably the most exercise she has done in years she has earned a big greasy take away.
Predict complaints of a sore arm Monday.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Emma shot some arrows it’s probably the most exercise she has done in years she has earned a big greasy take away.
Predict complaints of a sore arm Monday.

And another ‘eyeshadow’ bruise

 

[Whatsername]

Once again it’s an example of a company giving her tickets which could’ve gone to a deserving family who would’ve done the day out justice, and of course it would’ve been good PR for the Bear Grylls company had they made a kind gesture.