Oh I do indeed have a recap! Just drying off with a cuppa after getting soaked on the school run (walking to school sounds like a good idea, but in reality…..
) so ideal time for a new thread!
As discussed on the last thread, the recap could just be “same old
tit, different day”. Literally it’s all boring, repetitive, predictable, rehashed crap.
More “size 18” clothes, more outfits with belts, ugly boots, ill-fitting dresses, too much make up, clown dungarees etc. Posing like a teapot or like she’s got nits or with her leg sticking out….anything to look slimmer, while spouting on about body confidence and acting like she’s a style guru. Even claimed people asked her about make up again. LOL.
Missing Erin while she was away with the school yet ignoring Ethan for hours at a time so she can watch telly.
Knowing she’s “too much” for some people but doing it all anyway because she’s so brave and brilliant and has worked out all her problems.
Back to “werk” meetings and mixing with so many people, which is so tiring and overwhelming. Because Butlins, the cruise ship, the theatres, the restaurants and the shops she’s been to have been totally empty. Right.
Mention of
Groupon therapy to remind us all to admire her for working through her problems.
Halloween crap everywhere. Including in her mugs4mugs “shop”.
Vlog about autumn clothes and showing washing on the radiator even though it was 22-25 degrees last week in a lot of places.
Had one of her toddler meet ups (that are ridiculous now her kids are at school. Cocktails in the evening? Yes. Lego museum in the day? No.) Anyway a small number of women went, who then commented that they hadn’t all spoken to her. So that’s worthwhile.
Poor Lucy, the loveliest member of the family, passed away. Babs was very shady about it, waiting till her girl got home to announce it. Understandable, but didn’t really need all the attention she wanted for it. One post and a few days off would have done it, but hey, this is Babs, so a 9 minute monologue on a vlog it is.
By 7pm the night she got Erin back and had told her about the dog, instead of quality time together to make sure the kids were ok etc, she was back on stories to announce that the adults were watching a scary film on the telly and the kids were banished away.
Followed on Saturday morning by her barely containing her glee at how many comments her Lucy post got, pretty much declaring they’re all ok and posting an AD for Studio Christmas. So yeah. Standard, heartless Babs.
Got invited to the Disney blogging event of the year so get the popcorn ready for that. Should be entertaining to see her bump into some old faces (Louise Pentland, we’re looking at you to provide us with some drama).
Sunday off, told us Monday morning they’d basically spent the day buying crap for the kids to deal with their grief. Cos spending is all Babs knows how to do, that’s what her kids will learn and the only advice she can give her Babettes……answer their questions (don’t tell your followers what questions or answers you gave tho Babs, that’s too much work) and buy them crap.
Grid post of PUS next to a storage box with lots of chat about how happy he is to have a shed. Not a shed Babs, not a shed.
Mocking Ethan for playing his instrument.
Tuesday was a poll of famous people in sweaters (barrel, scraping) and then a reel of her in three awful outfits for the Disney event so her followers can choose what she wears. Way to up engagement Babs, that’s one crazy morning of reactions! Must be an AD in the next couple of days.
Wednesday morning began early doors with a riveting story of how she’d waking herself up with a whistling nose. Christ. There’s that barrel scraping noise again. Followed by another question box to up engagement - this time how to stop windows being covered in condensation, so also doubles as a beg for a freebie Karcher.
Proudly showing off like a 5 year old in a vlog and a grid post all the new Mickey, Halloween tat she’s bought. It won’t fill that void Babs, it just won’t. And the money would be better spent on getting your hair done and buying a dress that fits for your big Disney event!
As predicted, the poll and a “what should I wear?” thread were indeed followed a couple of days later by an AD. It was the boy running in the woods to sell cheese. Obvs.
Today, the 1st Oct, began with another grid post with as much Halloween, pumpkin themed tat she could possibly fit in the hobbit house. With PUS instead of poor Lucy. And some drivel about being lighthearted and just wanting to entertain. Which is code for “I can’t be arsed to address serious issues going on in the world so I’ll pretend to be sad about my dog when actually I’m sad about my low engagement numbers and then I’ll cheer up and be fun again so you all think I’m so brave for overcoming my emotions and being online to make you happy”. Bull.
tit.
Getting a bit too friendly with filters and photoshop, to no benefit as she still looks grey, grim and unhealthy. A little manic in her posts and the
tit she’s chatting, nerves building to the big Disney event maybe?!? She doesn’t want to go, no enthusiasm at all! So stay tuned Cow Bags, tonight is the night and I think this thread will be moving fast!