Brummy Mummy #84 Tired mum? Tired? Not as tired as we are with her sh..

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fishingforcats

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My husband is like Babs 'Can't cook, won't cook' and it makes me really angry how smug she is about not using the slow cooker, much like my husband, I bet she likes eating dinner every day but thinks an absolute refusal to contribute by cooking even one solitary meal is a personality trait. Yes I am projecting here, but FFS she is so lazy.

Here's a recipe for you Babs that I am sure even you can manage.

1 x pork shoulder
1 x jar of BBQ sauce.

Shove pork in slow cooker (or up your arse), pour on some sauce, turn cooker on. When it's cooked shred it up shove it in a bun with some coleslaw and put it on a plate with some wedges*

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE grow up and cook your family a dinner for once.

*Wedges and coleslaw can also be made from scratch in less than 30 mins if you're feeling fancy.

Now I’m fucking hungry! 🙈👏🏻🤣
 

fishingforcats

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Who goes for a walk In pleather trousers?? 😕 stick on a pair of normal leggings babs, like everyone else does!
One of those Instagram walks you go 10 feet from your house and pretend you’ve been out waking for hours?! 🙄

Why the pleather trousers? Why the bag? And (I’m not sure who) but catching up just now someone did mention that she never takes the dog out for a walk (that poor old incontinent dog) low and behold who is she walking with! Who took the photo??

“Walk” my sweaty arse.
 

Loopybird69

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One of those Instagram walks you go 10 feet from your house and pretend you’ve been out waking for hours?! 🙄

Why the pleather trousers? Why the bag? And (I’m not sure who) but catching up just now someone did mention that she never takes the dog out for a walk (that poor old incontinent dog) low and behold who is she walking with! Who took the photo??

“Walk” my sweaty arse.
I don’t understand why you’d take the poor old dog for a “long” walk and that was what one of her September resolutions was. To go for a long walk 🙄 is she trying to cause the early demise of that poor dog?
 

Lakajo

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One of those Instagram walks you go 10 feet from your house and pretend you’ve been out waking for hours?! 🙄

Why the pleather trousers? Why the bag? And (I’m not sure who) but catching up just now someone did mention that she never takes the dog out for a walk (that poor old incontinent dog) low and behold who is she walking with! Who took the photo??

“Walk” my sweaty arse.
That was me! Is that my first ever TINGO?? 🎉
 
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