Aw thanks for choosing my title lovely Tattlers, sorry it was so long! But would you expect anything else from me?!?
A little
recap for you KeBabettes
-Easter Monday had to be spent at the in-laws and Babs could not have been more grumpy/angry/resentful.
-Awful post with tights under pleather leggings showing off her full tummy. And after being squashed into that all day, she wondered why she felt ill? Don’t blame sitting in the cold Babs, try the tightness around your stomach and the poor food choices/alcohol.
-There was a “be the youest you” attention seeking cringe fest ....she’d read a book about being yourself and decided she has finished making herself small because old boyfriends shushed her and some parts of the Internet don’t like her - Hi Babs
. Her personality traits including liking Disney, plants and mugs, and she won’t hide that anymore. OK then.
-Another play date, even though they didn’t tag each other it was with Taming Twins because they both shared photos of the same things!
-Wednesday began with coughing and spluttering from the pit, moaning about not feeling well again but planning to spend the day meeting someone else in the freezing cold/snowy garden.
-Crap Marvel AD that mostly got comments about her health, and the fact that with a stomach ache and a cough, she should get tested. Genuine concern from Babettes that couldn’t be blamed on trolls, much to Babs’ distress! It started off OK with Babs replying to comments that she was fine, it was just the food and she didn’t have a cough, then took a turn when she out of nowhere declared she’d done a test and it was negative. Unlikely. Then she started deleting comments but leaving her replies. All quite odd.
-She then declared her intention to have a week off. Apparently planned because she discussed with her therapist how she has no clear line between work and life. But a little suspicious with the timing, beginning mid-Wednesday just after a load of people had told her to be careful of spreading covid. So more likely she wanted to be able to see different people and go all the places (including Primark) without a guilt trip! She storied a lot about saying goodbye, it was hard for her!
-True to her word she did not appear until the next Wednesday, back into in our lives with gross, scratchy, early morning pit stories like nothing had happened and a grid post to get that all important ego boost after not hearing how awesome she is for nearly a whole week! Only really shared (poor) furniture painting she’d done in her time off, but comments from her fans let slip she’d been seen at Drayton Manor.
-Loads of boring stories about pretty much nothing, so no change at all in her content. Moaning about her runny eyes, outside photos so obvs another play date/meet up as she wouldn’t just sit out with the kids watching them play without company! Well unless she went out, took a photo then went back in because she doesn’t actually have friends to sit in the garden with. Wouldn’t put it past her.
-Thursday morning saw the grossest pit stories for a while with terrible skin, make up still on (that’s your dry eye problem solved Babs!) awful faces and the bloody hand under the chin!
And the kids have got new pets - rats and a hamster - but somehow the post was, you guessed it, all about Babs. She has quite the talent for making any situation about her!
-While she was off we had the death of Prince Philip and the tragic loss of Nikki Grahame, neither have been mentioned, but she did discuss The Circle TV program.
-Art for the walls seems to be the newest obsession, I guess storage space for tat is at an all time low so filling the walls is the next best thing.
-Friday began with her claiming her ratty, dry, clearly damaged hair looked nice first thing, and the news that Erin was off for a proper hair cut for the first time since a hairdresser commented on her neck. Plus Babs mentioned she’s going next week - praise the Lord!
-Crap AD for Graze bars trying to appeal to toddler mums but making the whole family look like idiots. Standard. And another product she’d never actually buy, she skips past the healthy snacks aisle on her many shopping trips and heads straight for chocolate and cake!
-She’s still a size 18.