the graze bars were all for show then, babs? literal boxes full of graze snack bars - which could have been far more appropriately gifted to hungry kids - yet despite claiming that she LOVES the chocolate ones, she's literally chosen to snack on chocolate instead! SO convincing babs!
this morning, she was all about the "50% less sugar and no artificial colours of preservatives"! i guess they'll just be a consolation prize for the kids over the weekend, when they’re stamping their feet and demanding snacks, and discover that babs has happily stolen their leftover easter eggs! ffs babs, if you have no intention of even eating those graze bars, at least have the decency to donate them to a food bank, rather than dumping them in a box in top top to gather dust.
also, she is quite obviously not feeling even the slightest bit guilty. after all, SHE bought the kids those easter eggs! they wouldn't have them in the house if it wasn't for HER. and without HER, they wouldn't even be alive to enjoy chocolate - so she definitely deserves them! imagine being poor ethan - because we all know it will be ethan's chocolate she will have swiped - exerting a degree of self control that he obvs didn't learn from his mother, in terms of actually saving some of his easter eggs, and waking up to find that babs, who has literally devoured fifty creme eggs in the last few weeks, couldn't exert even an ounce of willpower and eat a bloody cereal bar instead of proudly eating his chocolate and bragging about it on SM.
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