Brummy Mummy #38 Babs move is still impending, this mug shoot is never ending!

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Babs #37 TLDR

When we last tuned in Babs had finally revealed her big move to the Babettes, managed to bag a beauty ad with a slightly dodgy company and shared that she may have bugs living in her arse. What delights will she deliver next?

Some of our wonderful IC20 members have come up with some excellent suggestions for Babs if she decides home renovations is her new USP and swaps her bibbidibobbidibullshit over: @Ihatepeonies - bibbidibobbidybadinteriordecisions, deadplantsanddressinggowns.

@Allusernamesiputinaretook - brummymummysbigbedroomallforherself.
@Cabala - GuntsGaff.

@GingerWhinger - Brummymummytinyhouse

@Suzesnooze - Teeny Tiny House Reno

@ScrambledEggs - Conway Cottage

@Calabria - bibbidibobbidibeggingforfreebies (this is probably my favourite!). Babs if you use one we’d like some royalties please!

The main question, besides where she will pop up next, how much smaller is the new house? Is it terraced house, static caravan, non static caravan, shed or even child’s playhouse size? We all know how Babs loves tiny houses! If Ste gets fed up of her he can build her a shed in the garden, whack a mug shelf or two in, bung a few plants in there and call it a tiny house. She’d be in there like BTEC Paul after a bag of pick n mix.

Ooh Babs, it’s not very nice to go round swearing and being rude at other parents at your kid’s school. Especially when they are able to share their experiences with how rude you are on TikTok for the world to see. You won’t be able to quietly delete that negative comment!

For someone who is supposedly moving to a smaller house Babs has decided to buy a bloody big dining table. I suppose it’s got to be big to fit all their lovely healthy family dinners that she cooks herself and have lots of vegetables in, oh wait scratch that, it’s got to be big to fit all the pizzas and takeaway boxes on.

Tragedy has struck, Babs has no period cake. Ste will be getting a sound bollocking later about how she NEEDS period cake every month. She has instead gone for period Malteasers (thus ruining my favourite chocolate for me, cheers Babs) to satisfy the raging PMS monster that lives inside her.

It’s just not her day, the Body Shop messed up her online order, to whichever poor customer service rep that has to deal with her you have my deepest sympathy.

Babs has just posted a story about the various names for bread rolls/cobs/baps and in it she has forgotten to wear her ridiculous headband. She even mentions it in a later story saying “I forgot my headband to look glam” which confirms my inner Babatha Christie’s suspicions that she only wears the bastard things for photos/videos because she’s fed up of them but knows they irritate the IC20 because she looks so bloody stupid. It’s very petty and perfectly Babs, you do you boo.

Birmingham Fire Service are back on standby as Babs is boiling up corn on the cob for dinner (well I did say the kids hadn’t seen corn on the cob or even in a tin before). I bet they are beside themselves with excitement and are all rabid at the thought of eating something that didn’t come out of the freezer, a tin or come prepackaged.

I reckon those of us who drink should come up with a drinking game around Babs house move. For example have a shot every time she mentions the move, a Prosecco every time there’s a move based vlog and a Malibu and cock whenever she buys anything new “for the house”. It’d make her posts and videos much more interesting and bearable! Hell you could even do it with her normal stuff, have a shot every time she scratches a part of her, you’d be blacked out by lunchtime. So perhaps it might be better to do on a weekend.

After her morning itch, scratch and grope Babs revealed that her mug samples are arriving today. There is a police cordon in place, a motorbike escort, decorations in the street, a brass band and a timed dove release for their arrival at her house. All the neighbours will be expected to stand and salute the precious mugs as they pass by. The local news will be covering it and we have our own roving IC20 reporter @MrsBriggs to give us minute by minute updates (and possibly steal the mugs at the last minute and run away laughing). The Babettes are beside themselves with excitement, several of them fainted after whipping themselves up into a rabid frenzy.

Thrilling Thursday is so Thrilling that Babs dress ended up round her waist. Before any of you jump to the conclusion that Ste finally took one for the team, closed his eyes and imagined he was back in Brighton, I have to break it to you that they went hill rolling and she flashed everyone in the vicinity. Oh how they all laughed and were shooketh that her anti chub rub shorts were on display to all. They shrieked and screamed and no doubt made a total OTT scene while passers by thought “what the duck is she doing, making a spectacle of herself like that?” There is now a photo of Babs by the entrance to the Botanic Gardens with the words “banned - flasher” next to it.

I have decided in honour of our Babs and the fact she loves to share that she’s naked (which no one needs to know 🙄) when doing the bastarding “bath bomb song” I will be informing you all what I am wearing at the end of every TLDR.

And now we go live to the inside of Babs house where she has just finished watching The Duchess: “Ste! Ohmigod, it’s like they wrote The Duchess about me and the girl! It’s just SO relatable. Katherine Ryan and I are like twins! Look we even both wear hairbands!”

Ste: “I thought it was about single motherhood and the struggle to get everything balanced? You aren’t a single mum.”

Babs: “Shut the duck up. Let me have my moment.”

Ste: *grunts and shuffles off to his single bed while thinking that she’d never cope as a single mum*

Babs really isn’t very good at sticking to the ASA rules about declaring stuff she gets gifted. This time its some “sleepy tea” from Ocado. She then tried to make out she shops there all the time but we all know that’s a massive whopper of a lie.

“My girl” and Babs are having a lovely sleepover tonight. There’s going to be special snacks, nail painting, face masks, maybe a board game, oh wait no. Because this is Babs all Erin gets is a space in the bed and the occasional waft of a “mum fart”. Every kids dream sleepover!

Did anyone else just see the flying pig that went past? Babs has decided to actually stay at home because she’s got head cold symptoms. I’m bloody floored that she’s doing something so sensible instead of her usual super spreader antics. Is this proof that she’s an actual adult instead of a giant toddler?

Oh good another advert. Since the start of September til now (20th) there’s been 5 #ads on her grid. There’s been McDonald’s (kids pictured), Laughing Cow (kids + Ste), Percy Pigs Ocado (Babs), Beauty Pie (Babs) and Kellogg’s no sugar, no taste kids cereal (“my girl”). Over half of her grid #ads haven’t had her in them, just the kids. At least they get a dip in the cheap box of tat aka “reward box” as a bribe for doing it and BTEC Paul gets some money for pick n mix (now don’t spend it all at once!) I wonder what Ste gets for participating, maybe he’s got his own reward box, I wonder what’s in it...?

Oof if I were Mrs Hinch I’d be watching my back, Babs really doesn’t like her. You can hear the contempt in her voice as she peruses the aisles at that well known high end store, B&M Bargains and comes across Mrs Hinch’s range of cleaning storage. “I WON’T be buying ANY of these!” If you watch the vlog closely you can see her eyes change colour to bright green. How dare Mrs Hinch get a deal for cleaning storage when she, Babs, Kween of Organisation hasn’t got one. If Mrs Hinch gets a deal for candles then that’s it, she’s done, Ste’ll be on her doorstep giving her his world renowned evil death glare until she spontaneously combusts and Babs tantrum over it all will be heard round the world.

Shock. Horror. Suspicion. The mug “prototypes” have apparently been delivered but appeared to have become sentient and wandered off by themselves. Her royal highness has apparently lowered herself to speak to the commoners in her street in a bid to find them. Before she launches suspicion on @MrsBriggs I want to vouch that she was with me all day, knitting tiny sweaters for orphan kittens. Whoever has them is a hero though, they should send them back to her shard by shard.

The precious mugs have finally arrived! Babs is doing a photo shoot today with them. Not surprisingly all the products she’s using to demonstrate the mug’s fluid holding capacity are not from Ocado but instead from Asda. So much for her swearing that she does shop at Ocado routinely, pull the other one Babs, it’s got bells on.

The magical vanishing anxiety is back, with the announcement of stricter rules due to Covid increasing again and Babs losing her ability to super spread, she is worrying about what it means for her. Will she have to homeschool again? She is apparently a “bit fed up” but seems to forget that it barely affects her. The whole shebang she portrays makes me very grumpy so I’m going to stop there before I rant about what a twunt she is.

Babs latest YouTube video is about her move. I managed to fall asleep halfway through so can’t say that it’s riveting content but if you can’t get to sleep and are looking for something so boring that it makes you conk out then I highly recommend.

Kween of sitting on her arse has confirmed they are getting movers to pack for them. 🤞🏻 please break some mugs, please break some mugs, please break some mugs.

Has anyone else just heard screaming? I think it’s because Jus Rol gifted Mrs Hinch a tonne of products and Bab’s head exploded from jealousy...

Babs has zero concept of respecting others privacy. She openly shares “my girl’s” health stuff and now she’s reposted a story from a Babette which features a random parent’s car reg and she’s also shared that the new occupants of the house of despair have a young child. Her address is super easy to find on the internet so it’s potentially risking the child’s safety. I’ve upgraded Babs from “total idiot” to “absolute bleeping moron” on my stupidity scale.

Day 3 of Babs mug photo shoot. I’m expecting to see them in the Tate, such is the time and effort she’s put into the photographs.

Sometimes Babs says and does things that make me think “what planet are you on woman?” And recommending her viewers to watch the Radfords on YouTube is one of those things. A family that was created by a 13 year old getting pregnant from a 17 year old is not the wholesome, family vibe Babs strives for. It’s not anything to aspire to. She’d go ballistic if it happened to “my girl” (as would most parents), so why feed into the idea that it’s acceptable and promote them?

New rules around Covid mean nothing to Babs because it’s Thrilling Thursday! She’s clearly so excited for it that she’s forgotten her “outfit of the day”. Thrilling Thursday has passed rather quietly, is she keeping the lid on it due to the new restrictions and because she’s done something she’s not meant to *cough* play date *cough*.

Nanny San has achieved what Babs has not, she’s completed couch to 5k! Babs needs to pass her fabletics #ads over to her as Nanny San actually exercises rather than the Babs faux shuffle.

Urgh and the outfit of the day is finally up and is an excuse for the Babettes to stroke her ego. “Tell me how good I look, tell me you love me, feed my ego, fawn over me.”

duck me, I was not prepared for that photo of Babs with teeth whitening strips in. She is trying to make herself appear more upper class but that photo will be haunting me in my dreams tonight. Fairly sure she’s going to burst through the door any second and brain me with a pumpkin.

Basic witch Babs is out today getting her first pumpkin spice latte of the season. And she doesn’t even really like pumpkin spice lattes. What a phenomenal waste of time to go get one and make yourself drink it if you don’t really like it! Also stop trying to make “hot cock” happen, it will not happen.

Babs really is letting Tattle get under her skin, there’s been lots of posts and stories which touch on things we’ve mentioned. Especially this morning where she “replied to a Babette” who asked why she drinks pumpkin spice lattes if she doesn’t like them! We see you Babs, watching us. Who is the troll now then Em?


And that’s it for episode #37 of the Babs show, join us next time when we’ll see how much smaller the new house really is, if Ste will ever find his balls and how sexy these new mugs are. I’m your host and I’m currently wearing nothing but an apron and a gurn as I make cinnamon rolls ready for tomorrow’s pale pastry feast.

Bonus Babs names:

@Loopybird69 - Babgella (soon to release her own corn boiling, freezer tapas cookbook!)

@Loopybird69 - rabbidy Babbidy

@Lady Doodle - Grotbab

@Lady Doodle - Emma twit Conway

@MrsBriggs - Babisil (for when she finally wises up and gets BTEC Paul to approach Vagisil for an #ad deal, no payment needed, just a lifetime of product!)
Bonus Ste name:

@MrsBriggs - PUS (Put Upon Ste) I love it! I think this should be his new name on threads.
 
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@LadyKate as Babs would say I’m 💀💀💀💀💀 you are the Kween of recaps!

Just watched her latest story. In the name of the Pumpkin King what time did Babadook start on the Malibu’s?
 
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Just to say @Yetispaghetti actually had the winning thread title with ' it’s not raining or pouring, but basic babs is so boring!' You have to click on 'most liked posts' to find the winner!
 
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Just to say @Yetispaghetti actually had the winning thread title with ' it’s not raining or pouring, but basic babs is so boring!' You have to click on 'most liked posts' to find the winner!
Ahhhh, not to worry! It’s a great title @LadyKate & super TLDR!

Here’s a little something I knocked up for everyone tonight, unfortunately my excel photo skills aren’t up to scratch 🥺, so as you can see I used a more professional editing tool instead 🤡 Enjoy a hot cock on me!
 

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Title thanks to me *runs around screaming rabidly*

TLDR to follow shortly!

Babs #37 TLDR

When we last tuned in Babs had finally revealed her big move to the Babettes, managed to bag a beauty ad with a slightly dodgy company and shared that she may have bugs living in her arse. What delights will she deliver next?

Some of our wonderful IC20 members have come up with some excellent suggestions for Babs if she decides home renovations is her new USP and swaps her bibbidibobbidibullshit over: @Ihatepeonies - bibbidibobbidybadinteriordecisions, deadplantsanddressinggowns.

@Allusernamesiputinaretook - brummymummysbigbedroomallforherself.
@Cabala - GuntsGaff.

@GingerWhinger - Brummymummytinyhouse

@Suzesnooze - Teeny Tiny House Reno

@ScrambledEggs - Conway Cottage

@Calabria - bibbidibobbidibeggingforfreebies (this is probably my favourite!). Babs if you use one we’d like some royalties please!

The main question, besides where she will pop up next, how much smaller is the new house? Is it terraced house, static caravan, non static caravan, shed or even child’s playhouse size? We all know how Babs loves tiny houses! If Ste gets fed up of her he can build her a shed in the garden, whack a mug shelf or two in, bung a few plants in there and call it a tiny house. She’d be in there like BTEC Paul after a bag of pick n mix.

Ooh Babs, it’s not very nice to go round swearing and being rude at other parents at your kid’s school. Especially when they are able to share their experiences with how rude you are on TikTok for the world to see. You won’t be able to quietly delete that negative comment!

For someone who is supposedly moving to a smaller house Babs has decided to buy a bloody big dining table. I suppose it’s got to be big to fit all their lovely healthy family dinners that she cooks herself and have lots of vegetables in, oh wait scratch that, it’s got to be big to fit all the pizzas and takeaway boxes on.

Tragedy has struck, Babs has no period cake. Ste will be getting a sound bollocking later about how she NEEDS period cake every month. She has instead gone for period Malteasers (thus ruining my favourite chocolate for me, cheers Babs) to satisfy the raging PMS monster that lives inside her.

It’s just not her day, the Body Shop messed up her online order, to whichever poor customer service rep that has to deal with her you have my deepest sympathy.

Babs has just posted a story about the various names for bread rolls/cobs/baps and in it she has forgotten to wear her ridiculous headband. She even mentions it in a later story saying “I forgot my headband to look glam” which confirms my inner Babatha Christie’s suspicions that she only wears the bastard things for photos/videos because she’s fed up of them but knows they irritate the IC20 because she looks so bloody stupid. It’s very petty and perfectly Babs, you do you boo.

Birmingham Fire Service are back on standby as Babs is boiling up corn on the cob for dinner (well I did say the kids hadn’t seen corn on the cob or even in a tin before). I bet they are beside themselves with excitement and are all rabid at the thought of eating something that didn’t come out of the freezer, a tin or come prepackaged.

I reckon those of us who drink should come up with a drinking game around Babs house move. For example have a shot every time she mentions the move, a Prosecco every time there’s a move based vlog and a Malibu and cock whenever she buys anything new “for the house”. It’d make her posts and videos much more interesting and bearable! Hell you could even do it with her normal stuff, have a shot every time she scratches a part of her, you’d be blacked out by lunchtime. So perhaps it might be better to do on a weekend.

After her morning itch, scratch and grope Babs revealed that her mug samples are arriving today. There is a police cordon in place, a motorbike escort, decorations in the street, a brass band and a timed dove release for their arrival at her house. All the neighbours will be expected to stand and salute the precious mugs as they pass by. The local news will be covering it and we have our own roving IC20 reporter @MrsBriggs to give us minute by minute updates (and possibly steal the mugs at the last minute and run away laughing). The Babettes are beside themselves with excitement, several of them fainted after whipping themselves up into a rabid frenzy.

Thrilling Thursday is so Thrilling that Babs dress ended up round her waist. Before any of you jump to the conclusion that Ste finally took one for the team, closed his eyes and imagined he was back in Brighton, I have to break it to you that they went hill rolling and she flashed everyone in the vicinity. Oh how they all laughed and were shooketh that her anti chub rub shorts were on display to all. They shrieked and screamed and no doubt made a total OTT scene while passers by thought “what the duck is she doing, making a spectacle of herself like that?” There is now a photo of Babs by the entrance to the Botanic Gardens with the words “banned - flasher” next to it.

I have decided in honour of our Babs and the fact she loves to share that she’s naked (which no one needs to know 🙄) when doing the bastarding “bath bomb song” I will be informing you all what I am wearing at the end of every TLDR.

And now we go live to the inside of Babs house where she has just finished watching The Duchess: “Ste! Ohmigod, it’s like they wrote The Duchess about me and the girl! It’s just SO relatable. Katherine Ryan and I are like twins! Look we even both wear hairbands!”

Ste: “I thought it was about single motherhood and the struggle to get everything balanced? You aren’t a single mum.”

Babs: “Shut the duck up. Let me have my moment.”

Ste: *grunts and shuffles off to his single bed while thinking that she’d never cope as a single mum*

Babs really isn’t very good at sticking to the ASA rules about declaring stuff she gets gifted. This time its some “sleepy tea” from Ocado. She then tried to make out she shops there all the time but we all know that’s a massive whopper of a lie.

“My girl” and Babs are having a lovely sleepover tonight. There’s going to be special snacks, nail painting, face masks, maybe a board game, oh wait no. Because this is Babs all Erin gets is a space in the bed and the occasional waft of a “mum fart”. Every kids dream sleepover!

Did anyone else just see the flying pig that went past? Babs has decided to actually stay at home because she’s got head cold symptoms. I’m bloody floored that she’s doing something so sensible instead of her usual super spreader antics. Is this proof that she’s an actual adult instead of a giant toddler?

Oh good another advert. Since the start of September til now (20th) there’s been 5 #ads on her grid. There’s been McDonald’s (kids pictured), Laughing Cow (kids + Ste), Percy Pigs Ocado (Babs), Beauty Pie (Babs) and Kellogg’s no sugar, no taste kids cereal (“my girl”). Over half of her grid #ads haven’t had her in them, just the kids. At least they get a dip in the cheap box of tat aka “reward box” as a bribe for doing it and BTEC Paul gets some money for pick n mix (now don’t spend it all at once!) I wonder what Ste gets for participating, maybe he’s got his own reward box, I wonder what’s in it...?

Oof if I were Mrs Hinch I’d be watching my back, Babs really doesn’t like her. You can hear the contempt in her voice as she peruses the aisles at that well known high end store, B&M Bargains and comes across Mrs Hinch’s range of cleaning storage. “I WON’T be buying ANY of these!” If you watch the vlog closely you can see her eyes change colour to bright green. How dare Mrs Hinch get a deal for cleaning storage when she, Babs, Kween of Organisation hasn’t got one. If Mrs Hinch gets a deal for candles then that’s it, she’s done, Ste’ll be on her doorstep giving her his world renowned evil death glare until she spontaneously combusts and Babs tantrum over it all will be heard round the world.

Shock. Horror. Suspicion. The mug “prototypes” have apparently been delivered but appeared to have become sentient and wandered off by themselves. Her royal highness has apparently lowered herself to speak to the commoners in her street in a bid to find them. Before she launches suspicion on @MrsBriggs I want to vouch that she was with me all day, knitting tiny sweaters for orphan kittens. Whoever has them is a hero though, they should send them back to her shard by shard.

The precious mugs have finally arrived! Babs is doing a photo shoot today with them. Not surprisingly all the products she’s using to demonstrate the mug’s fluid holding capacity are not from Ocado but instead from Asda. So much for her swearing that she does shop at Ocado routinely, pull the other one Babs, it’s got bells on.

The magical vanishing anxiety is back, with the announcement of stricter rules due to Covid increasing again and Babs losing her ability to super spread, she is worrying about what it means for her. Will she have to homeschool again? She is apparently a “bit fed up” but seems to forget that it barely affects her. The whole shebang she portrays makes me very grumpy so I’m going to stop there before I rant about what a twunt she is.

Babs latest YouTube video is about her move. I managed to fall asleep halfway through so can’t say that it’s riveting content but if you can’t get to sleep and are looking for something so boring that it makes you conk out then I highly recommend.

Kween of sitting on her arse has confirmed they are getting movers to pack for them. 🤞🏻 please break some mugs, please break some mugs, please break some mugs.

Has anyone else just heard screaming? I think it’s because Jus Rol gifted Mrs Hinch a tonne of products and Bab’s head exploded from jealousy...

Babs has zero concept of respecting others privacy. She openly shares “my girl’s” health stuff and now she’s reposted a story from a Babette which features a random parent’s car reg and she’s also shared that the new occupants of the house of despair have a young child. Her address is super easy to find on the internet so it’s potentially risking the child’s safety. I’ve upgraded Babs from “total idiot” to “absolute bleeping moron” on my stupidity scale.

Day 3 of Babs mug photo shoot. I’m expecting to see them in the Tate, such is the time and effort she’s put into the photographs.

Sometimes Babs says and does things that make me think “what planet are you on woman?” And recommending her viewers to watch the Radfords on YouTube is one of those things. A family that was created by a 13 year old getting pregnant from a 17 year old is not the wholesome, family vibe Babs strives for. It’s not anything to aspire to. She’d go ballistic if it happened to “my girl” (as would most parents), so why feed into the idea that it’s acceptable and promote them?

New rules around Covid mean nothing to Babs because it’s Thrilling Thursday! She’s clearly so excited for it that she’s forgotten her “outfit of the day”. Thrilling Thursday has passed rather quietly, is she keeping the lid on it due to the new restrictions and because she’s done something she’s not meant to *cough* play date *cough*.

Nanny San has achieved what Babs has not, she’s completed couch to 5k! Babs needs to pass her fabletics #ads over to her as Nanny San actually exercises rather than the Babs faux shuffle.

Urgh and the outfit of the day is finally up and is an excuse for the Babettes to stroke her ego. “Tell me how good I look, tell me you love me, feed my ego, fawn over me.”

duck me, I was not prepared for that photo of Babs with teeth whitening strips in. She is trying to make herself appear more upper class but that photo will be haunting me in my dreams tonight. Fairly sure she’s going to burst through the door any second and brain me with a pumpkin.

Basic witch Babs is out today getting her first pumpkin spice latte of the season. And she doesn’t even really like pumpkin spice lattes. What a phenomenal waste of time to go get one and make yourself drink it if you don’t really like it! Also stop trying to make “hot cock” happen, it will not happen.

Babs really is letting Tattle get under her skin, there’s been lots of posts and stories which touch on things we’ve mentioned. Especially this morning where she “replied to a Babette” who asked why she drinks pumpkin spice lattes if she doesn’t like them! We see you Babs, watching us. Who is the troll now then Em?


And that’s it for episode #37 of the Babs show, join us next time when we’ll see how much smaller the new house really is, if Ste will ever find his balls and how sexy these new mugs are. I’m your host and I’m currently wearing nothing but an apron and a gurn as I make cinnamon rolls ready for tomorrow’s pale pastry feast.

Bonus Babs names:

@Loopybird69 - Babgella (soon to release her own corn boiling, freezer tapas cookbook!)

@Loopybird69 - rabbidy Babbidy

@Lady Doodle - Grotbab

@Lady Doodle - Emma twit Conway

@MrsBriggs - Babisil (for when she finally wises up and gets BTEC Paul to approach Vagisil for an #ad deal, no payment needed, just a lifetime of product!)
Bonus Ste name:

@MrsBriggs - PUS (Put Upon Ste) I love it! I think this should be his new name on threads.
Love this!
Love, even more, that my name is mentioned 3 times!
Have asked my husband to buy me an extravagant gift to acknowledge this amazing fact. You know, he adores me 😘
 
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Ahhhh, not to worry! It’s a great title @LadyKate & super TLDR!

Here’s a little something I knocked up for everyone tonight, unfortunately my excel photo skills aren’t up to scratch 🥺, so as you can see I used a more professional editing tool instead 🤡 Enjoy a hot cock on me!
I think poor PUS may be doing this too tonight! She really has let tattle down tonight, no prawn cracker dance & on the Malibu early doors. Will she surface early tomorrow for the just rol cinnamon rolls? Tales from the kitchen instead of the crypt.

Probably 9am 🙄
Now that explains the answering to tattle all day!
 
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@Good Egg re Babs ever being allowed to teach again - my friends sister is an ex porn star turned newly qualified teacher 😬you can Google her and see her lady bits.. so perhaps Babs TikToks aren't that bad? 😂

Honestly can't imagine Emma even enjoys teaching! She'd have to leave her dressing gown.
 
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I suggest everyone gets an early night cause you know what day it is tomorrow. Cinnamon Swirl Day! Grab your flags, get outside and toast the momentous event that we celebrate every Saturday morning forever and ever in eternity amen ❤
Don’t forget Ste doesn’t have fruit with his 👍🏻

I’m sorry I’ve lost the plot tonight 🤪
 
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I suggest everyone gets an early night cause you know what day it is tomorrow. Cinnamon Swirl Day! Grab your flags, get outside and toast the momentous event that we celebrate every Saturday morning forever and ever in eternity amen ❤
Don’t forget Ste doesn’t have fruit with his 👍🏻

I’m sorry I’ve lost the plot tonight 🤪
Too many cocks methinks !!
 
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I suggest everyone gets an early night cause you know what day it is tomorrow. Cinnamon Swirl Day! Grab your flags, get outside and toast the momentous event that we celebrate every Saturday morning forever and ever in eternity amen ❤
Don’t forget Ste doesn’t have fruit with his 👍🏻

I’m sorry I’ve lost the plot tonight 🤪
I just read that as 'Grab your flaps'
It's clearly late and time for me to get some shut eye 😂. I mean the cinnamon swirls are exciting, but certainly not flap-grabbers
 
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Babs has cottoned on to the difference she uses for “my girl” and “the boy”, this mornings stories have “my boy” (who was apparently up at 5:45am) in. This is the first time I’ve been awake for her Saturday morning first thing posts and I haven’t even been to sleep yet, such is my rabid excitement of upcoming mug announcements this week. I may never sleep again such is my frenzy for them!

p.s insomnia sucks, not even a Bab haul vlog could put me out. Maybe I need some of her free patented sleepy tea from Ocado.
 
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My 2 year old wakes up at 6am cus she goes to bed at 6 45pm. If her kids were allowed to stay up past 7pm they might sleep a bit later.

She hates that Ste has a lie in doesn't she. She can sleep whenever she wants as she's at home all sodding day!!!! Whilst he is WORKING
 
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