Credit to @Cliqueypedia for the thread title. Here is the full title which I couldn't fit in:
(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody):
“Is this her real life? Off to D-L-P! All day on her backside, so out of touch with reality”
Had to change it as it didn't read correctly once I took out is this her real life.
RECAP: Babs has had another meltdown over 'that site' and decided that we are '20 insanely clever women'. Think it's a ruse to detract from the reaction of her going to DLP after making out during lockdown how anxious she was and that she couldn't even go to the supermarket to now booking DLP! Also a ruse to use as a reason for moving when she finally tells her minions that she's moving house. It's still a secret apart from the insanely clever women knowing!
(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody):
“Is this her real life? Off to D-L-P! All day on her backside, so out of touch with reality”
Had to change it as it didn't read correctly once I took out is this her real life.
RECAP: Babs has had another meltdown over 'that site' and decided that we are '20 insanely clever women'. Think it's a ruse to detract from the reaction of her going to DLP after making out during lockdown how anxious she was and that she couldn't even go to the supermarket to now booking DLP! Also a ruse to use as a reason for moving when she finally tells her minions that she's moving house. It's still a secret apart from the insanely clever women knowing!
I thought it didn’t fit but obviously should have hit return first to see 
We live and learn (although babs doesn’t 
).
Which makes all her “rules” entirely pointless 
Do you want to see my tits or my FLABletics?
So it just goes to show babs logic to everything.
