Brummy Mummy #21 Pandemic Pimms with a splash of Plagiarism thrown in

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MrsBriggs

MrsBriggs

waywithwords said:
Oh my God, this is fascinating! Can you see her ‘hilarious’ garden dance routines from your house? You know - the ones where she’s CRAZY and WACKY and just SO. MUCH. FUN. I mean, how do you ever get anything done?! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

‘Mum! When’s dinner ready?!’

‘NOT NOW! Brummy Mummy’s throwing shapes in a strapless sundress! Stick some bread in the toaster!’
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Unfortunately not. Their house is fitted with an Anti-Briggs security system. If I go within 2 metres of it a sensor is triggered & bab’s Moana Rap starts blaring, full volume, from a speaker. It’s immediately followed by a length of lethal bunting which snakes its way towards me, wrapping itself around my neck. While I’m struggling to remove it, I’m bombarded by plastic storage boxes being flung from a large catapult type structure.
All said & done, it’s really not worth the hassle 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Pinko

MrsBriggs said:
Unfortunately not. Their house is fitted with an Anti-Briggs security system. If I go within 2 metres of it a sensor is triggered & bab’s Moana Rap starts blaring, full volume, from a speaker. It’s immediately followed by a length of lethal bunting which snakes its way towards me, wrapping itself around my neck. While I’m struggling to remove it, I’m bombarded by plastic storage boxes being flung from a large catapult type structure.
All said & done, it’s really not worth the hassle 🤷🏼‍♀️
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The Moana Rap Alarm system- I am creased here 🤣🤣
 
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Carriethereallgunnalaugh

Carriethereallgunnalaugh

MrsBriggs said:
Unfortunately not. Their house is fitted with an Anti-Briggs security system. If I go within 2 metres of it a sensor is triggered & bab’s Moana Rap starts blaring, full volume, from a speaker. It’s immediately followed by a length of lethal bunting which snakes its way towards me, wrapping itself around my neck. While I’m struggling to remove it, I’m bombarded by plastic storage boxes being flung from a large catapult type structure.
All said & done, it’s really not worth the hassle 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Don’t forget mugs flying through the air....
 
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Ellen

Jossstickjunky said:
Just jumped back on as if nothing has happened. Address this Emma. It is not going away!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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I literally don’t understand how she is so insensitive and oblivious coming from a religious education background. Glad she wasn’t my teacher at school with her them and us mentality.
 
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Sponfused

Sponfused

I have been hearing some really bad things about fabletics lately, that company just sounds completely shonky. The things I have read and heard from actual paying customers is in complete contrast to Bab’s glowing review. I just don’t get why influencer marketing has been so successful. I understand that people like to hear about products from personal recommendations and word of mouth, but how can anyone trust the opinion of someone who has been given the item for free or worse, have been paid to share it with their bestest online friends? And when they recommend dodgy products, how does it not affect the influencers brand or image? I wonder if she would tell her sister to sign up to fabletics or if she will be continuing her subscription after she has received her last free hideous outfit.
 
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Smartie

I know we shouldn't judge someone's appearance, but has she always done stories from bed? Since stories came in? I just can't help but compare the Emma we see every morning,to the one that was on her channels previously. When I first started following her I even thought she looked good for someone with two kids and a job around my age. Maybe I'm deluding myself and I look that tit. Well actually, I probably do at 6am before any makeup and a shower!

More mention of my girl (anyone else start singing? Just me?) in her bed this morning. Yawn.
 
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Jade33

Jade33

Suzesnooze said:
Stephen never gets angry? 🤔

She said he was very angry over their address been shared and comments about their kids on porn sites? And angry at the trolls upsetting her.

Plus @MrsBriggs can confirm he attempted to look angry at her?!

I’m also thinking he probably looked angry inserting/removing her tampons?! 🤮
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Not angry about them actually being on porn sites tho, and not angry enough to stop her taking/posting more swimsuit pics 🤬
 
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Loopybird69

Loopybird69

Oh my god WHY does she keep saying it’s raining in Brum. It’s not so stop being a lazy arse!!
ok, it is dull and overcast (rained last night) but on checking 3 weather apps there’s no rain expected until this afternoon.

So put your sodding hunters/joules wellies on and your shocking anorak And take your kids out

ffs I know it’s not a shop but you know, be a bloody mother for once and stop moaning
 
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waywithwords

Susie Verrill’s back on Insta after a week-long hiatus (a week, Emma - that’s seven sleeps, just in case you’re confused), with a sorry-not-sorry for her racist (and more) Tweets.

I’m sure Brummy is thrilled someone else is taking the heat for the foreseeable.
 
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Tippingpoint23

Booklover said:
I can't believe she was a teacher. Her spelling and grammar is dreadful! Anyone else notice this... 🤦‍♀️
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she wastes so much money on crap.. £25 for this when its all info you can get free online. Emma I'll say again we are in a global pandemic where people are worried about money and you're just wasting 25 on a book about a game your kids will be bored of in two months
 
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Ellen

I’ve had to unfollow her now. I realised how much better I feel not watching her stories on Instagram and I also can’t get over the ‘not like us comment’ as a person of colour I can’t let that go and she won’t acknowledge or learn from it.
 
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Misssj80

Misssj80

What is she going on about on her stories, I feel like I've missed something. High five I did put our names down. ?????? For what, where????
 
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