Brummy Mummy #19 More crap rapping! Birmingham’s answer to Eminem - B’an’M!

[Daisydunn15]

You cant say 250k followers theyll be the same sados across all platforms you mug. That's like me saying I've got 3 husbands because he messages me via text, WhatsApp and messenger piss off you obnoxious twat.
She genuinely thinks she's a celebrity it's so pathetic

 

[2020two]

Wish my main concern was not being able to go on an expensive family holiday that I go on every year. Fuck off Emma. More worried about the fact my 3 month old babies haven't seen their dad in 9 weeks and won't have any fucking idea who he is he's shielding from us as an ICU doctor to keep our new babies safe. Literally want to burst out in fucking tears currently.

 

[MrsBriggs]

Hope @MrsBriggs is OK? Haven't seen her comment since she left the thread title comment?

HELLO!! I’m good thanks. Been busy trying to resurrect my career which has taken a beating due to Covid 19
Still have my head above water though & not yet sold my soul to Salt-Water Sandals for a few measly quid & blistered heels.
Extremely chuffed to have three thread titles in a row. YASS!! KWEEN!! RABID!! Etc. Etc......
Feeling like an influenced, influencing influencer so can somebody please get me Paul on the phone or is he still not taking calls due to the constant embarrassment of madam’s Tik-er-Tok-ing??

 

[Shalulah]

Ooh I can tell you what’s wrong with your kids babs. They’re lacking routine. You are an ex teacher so you should know exactly how important routine is to kids. Stop dicking around on tiktok, in fact, put your phone down between the hours of say 9 and 2, focus on BOTH of your children, in fact Erin is at an age where you could ask her to write a story or poem about a subject and left for half an hour while you focus on your son who needs extra help due to his age. Stop desperately trying to be ‘cool’ by twinning with your favourite child while the other one looks on bemused. Maybe that’s why he wants to watch igglepigge, because it reminds him of a time when he felt safe and loved. Just a thought.

 

[Daisydunn15]

This is the joke of a mother who has the audacity to diagnose a psychological issue with her son because he asked to watch a slightly too young TV show.
The woman who puts on her wedding dress at any opportunity to remind herself of a day she was centre of attention and desirable to someone, and all of her narcissistic dreams came true. The woman who is obsessed with Disney when actually she only loves it so much because it fills the void where a personality should be.
The woman who bangs on about 90s boy bands so much that she has a genuinely concerning obsession with Gary Barlow to the point she shares weird fantasies about being married to him, yet wont share a bed with her own husband.
I'd love to meet the 'therapist' she was seeing and give them a good slap.

 

[Suzesnooze]

Sorry to his fans but I find Stephen such a bloody drip. Why does he do all these stupid things she asks him to? 'Ste, pull me along in this washing basket so I can film it for my TikTwatTok'.

He enables her. More fool him.

 

[mechanicmum]

In her last two kitchen tours/organisation videos she made specific mention of how they are stopping buying kitchen towel and switching to using cloths rather than disposable kitchen towel. This was very recent. So this ad is thoroughly deceptive

 

[2020two]

I'm new round here and kinda lazy any chance anyone can do a quick summary

Obsessed with sniffing her daughter's head, doesn't like her son and is crossing all her fingers and toes he's gay, probably hasn't shagged her husband since the conception of Ethan and the poor guy doesn't even get to sleep in their bed. Was a teacher yet she can't spell or home school? Doesn't care swimsuit pics of their kids are on a pornsite, harassed a neighbour for being on here. Also major stalker of Louise Pentland and probably sniffs a clipping of her pink hair to fall asleep to she stole Louise's daughters nickname for her own daughter. In addition to doing stupid ads, flashing her tits on tiktok and non stop moaning about false injuries. And that's everything I could think of while brushing my teeth

 

[MoodyMerde]

So now she’s a fabletics ambassador which everyone knows is basically a scam. Nice one bab.

Typical Babs, selling out for a quick buck! When she says “I love Fabletics leggings” we all know she’s been paid handsomely to say that. Really Babs, you’ve never mentioned this favourite brand of yours before, you usually get your badly fitting work-out gear from Matalan as viewers of old will know. Typical fickle, flogger treating her audience as mugs!

 

[insilverandgold]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Emma’s version of supporting education is to buy her children’s teachers random presents throughout the year. You would think that as a former teacher herself, she would *want* to keep up with the horror show that is unfolding in education right now. You’d think she would be backing union calls to keep schools closed because it is NOT safe. You’d think she would be praising the hell out of everyone in the profession because every teacher is like a colleague. But no, apparently not. She just does not care. My school is not closed tomorrow and nor are the others all using our local authority hub building. We’ve got an NQT staffing our pupils this week. An NQT, who hasn’t even finished her induction year, teaching and doing her best during all of this but worrying how this will affect her future. It’s my turn next week. This woman does not support the people who are working tirelessly with broken hearts in my sector, she makes a mockery of us and did even before the pandemic.

 

[fred1998]

New thread suggestion:

Quarantine with Brummy: can’t watch the news, hitting the booze, skanky bath water, favourite child is the daughter.

 

[Reginaphalange]

I watched the vlog where they did Erin's bedroom because I did wonder if people were exaggerating over her treatment of Ethan. Oh my god.....she hasnt a clue has she? He obviously did that as he was feeling left out and wanting her to acknowledge his interests but no, all she did was mock him. My children's bedrooms are covered in a mish mash of posters and drawings and all sorts and I love it because it shows their personalities. She is too concerned with Instagram to let her children Express themselves.

She is so far down the Instagram rabbit hole she has lost sight of everything. Her whole style has changed to 'fit in', everything in her house is so contrived for being online. How smug her and Erin sounded when they were explaining she really doesnt like pink....so blooody what! I would have had to lump it if I was a kid and not long had my room painted. And Emma tried to make it sound like Erin wanted this picture, erin wanted that thing but it was so obvious emma was calling the shots and it was her living vicariously through Erin. Why were her crappy little ceramic ornaments from childhood in Erin's memory box? She is a total weight around their necks. Kids dont care about that kind of stuff, they really don't.

I would be so interested to see what her children's interests and personalities would be like if she just let them BE. I imagine she is absolutely exhausting to live with, constant sorting and organising and changing things around. Why cant she just be happy and live. Read books, listen to music, play games with the kids, be affectionate with her husband, more walks, making family meals etc etc. Her life really is so empty and all she has to fill it is shopping for tat, arranging tat, forcing her tat/Disney love on everyone else.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Who is brummy mummy?

If you don’t know that why on Earth are you in this thread?

 

[Memmy]

Poor babs, "so exhausted with trying to make everyone feel nice". That's ok, that's not your job hun, relax, your job is to show us how much you enjoy kitchen roll and ill fitting sports wear

 

[Harrietlucy]

Just watched the room decoration vlog, and about 9 and a half minutes in, she goes into Ethan’s room, since he is obviously jealous that his sister is getting a whole new space, he’s printed off lots of Harry Potter posters and made his own art for the door (quite sweet actually!) but babs just cackles and says “hahahahaha he’s made printed off posters” as if he’s stupid to think he deserves a new room? Looks quite cruel actually

 

[2020two]

Thank you @Shalulah , @Memmy & @MummaB . Today was such a hard day and I'm about 5 mins away from telling my partner to quit the NHS and come the fuck home. Have just sat on the floor and cried in unison with my screaming twins. This coronovirus is a fucking asshole. I've not slept in 9 weeks and if id known id end up parenting on my own for this long I would've moved in with my mum I need wine and a nap.

 

[Bigpink]

Never done this before but threat suggestion: Thinks schools are shut, growing her gut,
Hitting the booze but won't watch the news

 

[bsw123]

Can we also point out she just *had* to buy Erin a couple of American girl dolls from their trips to the states last year, complained about the price of them and now they’ve been shoved in a box in her room a few months later to go to storage

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Isn't the seven dwarves picture the one that she queued up for by herself? That is a bit weird. Hope I don’t offend anyone but I don’t really get the obsession with queuing to meet people dressed up a Disney characters so you can say you’ve ‘met‘ them. I don’t like the costumes freaky soulless eyes!
However, I’m all for rides, parades and Disney food.

 

[Nadurath]

I sometimes wonder if these polls are so she can decide how she feels, so that she can make sure she's relatable to the maximum number of her followers at all times.